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Then the match began and i watched with Horror as the camera man pointlessly zoomed in at empty bits of turf and overweight fans in the crowd.
Eventually he got to grips and inbetween pointless zooming in on players without the ball i saw some of the game .
With no commentary on the live stream i decided to take matters into my own hands and impersonate Brenner Wooley with guest co commentator Alan Hanson.
For 30 minutes i was unimpressed with our lack of passing and panicking in possession. With Carlos Edwards looking more composed on the ball than any of the town team i was beginning to get agitated. I turned to the cupboard and went for the 70% cocoa chocolate orange bar and some ready salted crisps which i think was the turning point as Bishop danced into the Millwall box only to fall but with the loose ball falling to McGoldrick who calmly slotted home via a slight deflection (which any striker will tell you was planned).
After the goal town seemed a lot more composed on the ball, we stated stringing more than 3 passes together and even the cameraman had got to grips with zooming in and out.
Half time came and not wanting to lose the generous free stream provided by the internet i indulged in more crisps and watched the town subs do some warm ups. The real half time action came when the cameraman decided to zoom in on a sprinkler and i wondered if he was missing the cheerleaders of yesteryear that provided so much entertainment to the pervs in the Lower North.
Second half was all town, Murphy scoring what many would refer to as a pants tap in after pants defending by Millwall. It was game set and match then and we should have scored more except McGoldrick kept blasting the ball into the stands (probably out of frustration from not playing away at stoke today).
All in all a good result, Mick will be happy with 3 points and a clean sheet, probably not so happy when he watches the game highlights on DVD and all he sees are fat people, sprinklers and empty turf. But hey, if the cameraman is called Skuse, he'll be back on Tuesday.
dalianwasexciting added 19:24 - Sep 13
Gergen. 7 much better than of late although he did spill one second half and could perhaps be quicker with distribution.
Parr. 7. A good player solid and dependable
Mings. 8. Excellent going forwards and defensively improved too
Chambers 8. Assured as both captain and centre back
Berra. 7. Reliable as ever
Skuse. 5. I effectively invisible
Bishop. 7. Lots of incisive forward movement and intent, combined with Didz for the opener
Anderson. 6. Flattered to deceive
Tabb. 8. Possibly man of the match. I am a critic but his football brain shone through today
Murphy. 6. Hard working, took his goal well too
McGoldrick. 8. A cut above in this division, not for the first time visiting fans commented he is special
Sammon 4. Smith. 5. Hyam. 4
terryball2012 added 20:00 - Sep 13
Ipswich121 added 21:15 - Sep 13
broseleyblue added 21:17 - Sep 13
harlingblue added 21:28 - Sep 13
PJH added 21:52 - Sep 13
Mings and Tabb particularly good.Tabby man of match.
Orraman added 16:05 - Sep 14
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