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Between The Lines, the Irreverent Poetry of Ipswich Town. No.14 - Sexy Draws

Blog written by The_Flashing_Smile
Published: 11th November 2025 10:43

Bit late, soz. I made some notes about domination last week, and much like Ipswich, failed to finish them off. Oo-er missus.

Ipswich Town 1:1 Watford, 04/11/2025


Sexy Draws

Like pissed sadomasochists, this
was twisted and mind-bending.
Flirtation, domination
but a less-than-happy ending.

Penetration coming forwards
like a rush of haemoglobin.
Finding cracks in centre backs,
but the back door’s always open.

Cajuste, love-juice, nutmegging.
Leggy Egeli kept on egging.
The Hornets, found, with their trousers down
but the chances went a-begging.

A classic Jaden slipped one in
with Watford on all fours.
I guess we didn’t make a mess,
we just need *YESSS* …less draws.

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