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Really... 20:43 - May 15 with 11436 viewsPhilTWTD

I ought to be able to nip off for a couple of hours without every row which has ever appeared on here being re-run. Will just ban those who continually use this board to poke other users and cause friction.
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I’m not calm Noggers…. on 10:32 - May 16 with 1495 viewsBloots

As others have stated… on 10:18 - May 16 by noggin

Calm down.


….I’m serene.

As always.

It's a "Geezer" thing.

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You're not a div, Bloots on 10:34 - May 16 with 1494 viewsWeWereZombies

As others have stated… on 10:12 - May 16 by Bloots

….its a joke, a laugh, a bit of bantz (as someone on here constantly says).

The only people banging on about it are people like you.

There are far worse things said on here than that. I genuinely worry about how some of you get through real life when you cry over a few divs like me using the word “elite” on an internet forum.

You really need to man/woman up and get over it.

As a mark of respect and consideration to your sensitivities I will officially disband the terrorist organisation previously known a the “elite”.

I hope you can sleep easy now that this horrifying experience is over for you.

Love and peace to all.


But you're not elite either...

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I’m an “average Joe” my friend…. on 10:36 - May 16 with 1458 viewsBloots

You're not a div, Bloots on 10:34 - May 16 by WeWereZombies

But you're not elite either...


….perfectly happy with that!

It's a "Geezer" thing.

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Really... on 10:38 - May 16 with 1446 viewsnoggin

Really... on 10:29 - May 16 by J2BLUE

Yea but Corbyn


That wasn't a joke.

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I’m an “average Joe” my friend…. on 10:39 - May 16 with 1414 viewsGlasgowBlue

I’m an “average Joe” my friend…. on 10:36 - May 16 by Bloots

….perfectly happy with that!


Joe? I thought your name was Pete?

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As others have stated… on 11:12 - May 16 with 1322 viewsBlueschev

As others have stated… on 10:12 - May 16 by Bloots

….its a joke, a laugh, a bit of bantz (as someone on here constantly says).

The only people banging on about it are people like you.

There are far worse things said on here than that. I genuinely worry about how some of you get through real life when you cry over a few divs like me using the word “elite” on an internet forum.

You really need to man/woman up and get over it.

As a mark of respect and consideration to your sensitivities I will officially disband the terrorist organisation previously known a the “elite”.

I hope you can sleep easy now that this horrifying experience is over for you.

Love and peace to all.


Peace and Fcuking, believe.
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As others have stated… on 11:37 - May 16 with 1252 viewsEwan_Oozami

As others have stated… on 10:24 - May 16 by Trequartista

You should have done a prisoner swap of ‘elite’ for ‘Battenberg’


Hmm, as the official Battenberg plenipotentiary, I think I need to be involved here.....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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I can be whoever you want me to be x (n/t) on 11:42 - May 16 with 1215 viewsBloots

I’m an “average Joe” my friend…. on 10:39 - May 16 by GlasgowBlue

Joe? I thought your name was Pete?



It's a "Geezer" thing.

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As others have stated… on 11:44 - May 16 with 1210 viewsJ2BLUE

As others have stated… on 11:37 - May 16 by Ewan_Oozami

Hmm, as the official Battenberg plenipotentiary, I think I need to be involved here.....


They are crap.

Who is buying all these battenbergs? There are at least 100 better alternatives.

Truly impaired.
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As others have stated… on 11:45 - May 16 with 1189 viewsHerbivore

As others have stated… on 11:44 - May 16 by J2BLUE

They are crap.

Who is buying all these battenbergs? There are at least 100 better alternatives.


Name them.

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I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:47 - May 16 with 1159 viewsBloots

As others have stated… on 11:44 - May 16 by J2BLUE

They are crap.

Who is buying all these battenbergs? There are at least 100 better alternatives.


….I like the attitude of them.

They are quite comfortable being up there with fondant fancies as the campest of all cakes.

That’s probably why I like them.

It's a "Geezer" thing.

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As others have stated… on 11:50 - May 16 with 1155 viewsEwan_Oozami

As others have stated… on 11:44 - May 16 by J2BLUE

They are crap.

Who is buying all these battenbergs? There are at least 100 better alternatives.


Fun fact - the large chequered patterns on emergency vehicles in the UK are officially referred to as Battenburg markings because of their resemblance.

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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As others have stated… on 11:51 - May 16 with 1136 viewsHerbivore

As others have stated… on 11:50 - May 16 by Ewan_Oozami

Fun fact - the large chequered patterns on emergency vehicles in the UK are officially referred to as Battenburg markings because of their resemblance.


So what you're saying is J2 hates paramedics and firefighters? What a wrong un.

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I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:53 - May 16 with 1112 viewsEwan_Oozami

I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:47 - May 16 by Bloots

….I like the attitude of them.

They are quite comfortable being up there with fondant fancies as the campest of all cakes.

That’s probably why I like them.


I'd add Cherry Bakewells to that - or indeed anything by Mr Kipling that I could eat a whole pack of in one go....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:59 - May 16 with 1070 viewsWeWereZombies

I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:53 - May 16 by Ewan_Oozami

I'd add Cherry Bakewells to that - or indeed anything by Mr Kipling that I could eat a whole pack of in one go....


Tsk, Mr fecking Kipling, you what guv !!!

You have no chance of ever joining the Stalinist we make our own Battenberg clique....

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As others have stated… on 12:00 - May 16 with 1067 viewsJ2BLUE

As others have stated… on 11:45 - May 16 by Herbivore

Name them.


https://www.tasteatlas.com/best-rated-cakes-in-the-world

If Battenberg appears on that list I will name a replacement. I haven't looked at what is on the list but let's face it, they will be better than batternberg.

Truly impaired.
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Angel Slices and Viennese Whirls, maybe… on 12:05 - May 16 with 1026 viewsBloots

I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:53 - May 16 by Ewan_Oozami

I'd add Cherry Bakewells to that - or indeed anything by Mr Kipling that I could eat a whole pack of in one go....


….but you’d struggle to call a Country Slice or a Bramley Apple pie “camp”.

“Macho, macho cakes”, as Sinitta once said. Probably.

It's a "Geezer" thing.

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I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 12:08 - May 16 with 1010 viewsfooters

I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:53 - May 16 by Ewan_Oozami

I'd add Cherry Bakewells to that - or indeed anything by Mr Kipling that I could eat a whole pack of in one go....


Mr Kipling doesn't know the meaning of the words cherry bakewell. Travesty if you think about it.

(From 9:12s)

[Post edited 16 May 12:10]

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I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 12:08 - May 16 with 1005 viewsJ2BLUE

I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:47 - May 16 by Bloots

….I like the attitude of them.

They are quite comfortable being up there with fondant fancies as the campest of all cakes.

That’s probably why I like them.


Angel cakes?

Truly impaired.
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I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 12:22 - May 16 with 917 viewsWeWereZombies

I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 12:08 - May 16 by footers

Mr Kipling doesn't know the meaning of the words cherry bakewell. Travesty if you think about it.

(From 9:12s)

[Post edited 16 May 12:10]


There is only one place that TWTD can go to settle this:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4567926-mr-kipling-does-not

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I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 12:26 - May 16 with 899 viewsJ2BLUE

I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 12:22 - May 16 by WeWereZombies

There is only one place that TWTD can go to settle this:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4567926-mr-kipling-does-not


Sounds like she needs a trip to Center parcs.

Truly impaired.
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I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 12:31 - May 16 with 852 viewsEwan_Oozami

I don’t mind a bit of Battenberg…. on 11:59 - May 16 by WeWereZombies

Tsk, Mr fecking Kipling, you what guv !!!

You have no chance of ever joining the Stalinist we make our own Battenberg clique....


I have made battenberg cake before but it was so dense I got complaints from scientists saying it affected their gravimeters so would I please not do it again!

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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As others have stated… on 12:33 - May 16 with 833 viewsHerbivore

As others have stated… on 12:00 - May 16 by J2BLUE

https://www.tasteatlas.com/best-rated-cakes-in-the-world

If Battenberg appears on that list I will name a replacement. I haven't looked at what is on the list but let's face it, they will be better than batternberg.


To be fair, I also dislike battenburg.

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As others have stated… on 12:43 - May 16 with 784 viewsnodge_blue

As others have stated… on 12:33 - May 16 by Herbivore

To be fair, I also dislike battenburg.


Marzipan has to be a waste of cake calories.

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As others have stated… on 12:45 - May 16 with 768 viewsleitrimblue

As others have stated… on 12:00 - May 16 by J2BLUE

https://www.tasteatlas.com/best-rated-cakes-in-the-world

If Battenberg appears on that list I will name a replacement. I haven't looked at what is on the list but let's face it, they will be better than batternberg.


That's way better then porn hub. I'll go for a large slice of the Bolo de Brigadeiro ( with extra brigadeiros) and the Torta Tenerina.
All washed down with a large glass of chocolate milk shake.

Battenberg will never make the top 500!
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