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Using f**k off in a non traditional way 15:33 - Feb 19 with 2550 views

I remember that my old Manager had the audacity to drop me to sub after having what I thought was a very decent midweek game. I got told when I turned up at the away ground (80 mile round trip) with a simple "you're sub today, ABB", no advance warning.

Anyhoo, I didn't get changed 'til the last minute, refused to warm up with team mates and sat grumpy in the dug out. 70mins in and at 0-0, I got brought on and curled a free kick into the far corner. I was angry/elated and I pushed passed team mates to deliver a clench fist and a non planned "f**k off" to the gaffer, who took it extremely well by clapping and laughing.

I was back on the bench midweek, of course.

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 15:38 - Feb 19 with 2507 views

The_Romford_Blue

Moral of the story is that Abb really is your real name

What were the #AbsoluteScenes like for your free kick?

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 15:39 - Feb 19 with 2494 views

artsbossbeard

Using fk off in a non traditional way** on 15:38 - Feb 19 by The_Romford_Blue
Moral of the story is that Abb really is your real name What were the #AbsoluteScenes like for your free kick?

#wickedleftfootwhip

#sceeeennneeesss

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 15:45 - Feb 19 with 2446 views

WD19

That sounded just like McGoldrick.....

.....up until the point you got on the pitch and actually did something.

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 15:48 - Feb 19 with 2433 views

BlueStreak

This probably didn't happen. Apart from the throwing a strop bit, which probably did happen.

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 15:49 - Feb 19 with 2428 views

King_of_Portman_Rd

I had a similar story from a few years ago, except when I came off the bench I rounded the keeper who clattered me then picked the ball up outside the area..

I used that expletive to display my frustration to the referee after he waved play on and was promptly sent off less than 2 minutes after coming on.

Moral of the story: Swearing is bad and should not have a home in sport.

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 16:02 - Feb 19 with 2369 views

homer_123

Ahhh - so in essence you weren't very good at football and got lucky with a free kick.

Gotcha.

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 16:07 - Feb 19 with 2358 views

artsbossbeard

Using fk off in a non traditional way** on 15:48 - Feb 19 by BlueStreak
This probably didn't happen. Apart from the throwing a strop bit, which probably did happen.

Ha! I've mellowed so much and I've only been booked once in Vets footy.

You've come the same route to the position as I did though, started up front, then midfield and now left back/clubman. Do you collect the subs and pay the ref too?

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 16:12 - Feb 19 with 2325 views

artsbossbeard

Using fk off in a non traditional way** on 16:02 - Feb 19 by homer_123
Ahhh - so in essence you weren't very good at football and got lucky with a free kick. Gotcha.

If I was given the TWTD's treatment, I'd be marked down for my pace and potentially my work ethic but you'd all be enthralled and engaged by my sure footedness and the ability to spot a pass and deliver a dead ball.

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 16:12 - Feb 19 with 2323 views

TIB

Wouldn't have happened if Bartz was in goal #CatchingCurlers

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 17:13 - Feb 19 with 2236 views

Heathlander

I once called the team manager a stupid cow when I was substituted at the alderman Road 257 Junior Blues floodlit football league.

We used to take it in turns to be sub and this particular time we were playing Jason Dozzell's team and losing. So the manager took me off and brought on our star player whose turn it was to be sub.

The manager was my mum so I got a clip round the ear for my troubles. I think we still lost anyway.

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 17:21 - Feb 19 with 2202 views

artsbossbeard

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 17:13 - Feb 19 by Heathlander

My best/worst sending off was when I'd already been booked for dissent (I was quite the firebrand) and I'd gotten into a midfield tussle that ended with both of us grabbing hold of each other. The ref pulled us both over for a word but on the way over the other chap said something to me and I noticed that he had a pair of sticky out ears.

I pulled my ears in his general direction and the ref sent me off for ungentlemanly conduct. A straight red too, so I got fined/suspended for a yellow and a red.

He did have big ears, in fairness.

EDIT: I think Bluestreak might have been playing that game.

[Post edited 19 Feb 2018 17:24]

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 17:26 - Feb 19 with 2171 views

Lord_Lucan

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 17:21 - Feb 19 by artsbossbeard

[Post edited 19 Feb 2018 17:24]

"EDIT: I think Bluestreak might have been playing that game"

Who was ref, Ronnie Corbett?

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 17:29 - Feb 19 with 2158 views

artsbossbeard

Using fk off in a non traditional way** on 17:26 - Feb 19 by Lord_Lucan
"EDIT: I think Bluestreak might have been playing that game" Who was ref, Ronnie Corbett?

Height-ist.

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Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 10:37 - Feb 20 with 1963 views

BlueStreak

Using fk off in a non traditional way** on 16:07 - Feb 19 by artsbossbeard
Ha! I've mellowed so much and I've only been booked once in Vets footy. You've come the same route to the position as I did though, started up front, then midfield and now left back/clubman. Do you collect the subs and pay the ref too?

I have turned into a left wing back in my twilight years. Eight league goals as well, can't argue with that sort of return!

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 10:38 - Feb 20 with 1959 views

BlueStreak

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 17:21 - Feb 19 by artsbossbeard

[Post edited 19 Feb 2018 17:24]

I can confirm I was playing in this game

Using f**k off in a non traditional way on 10:41 - Feb 20 with 1949 views

BlueStreak

Using fk off in a non traditional way** on 17:26 - Feb 19 by Lord_Lucan
"EDIT: I think Bluestreak might have been playing that game" Who was ref, Ronnie Corbett?

Warrick Davis was actually.

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