A terrible joke 14:53 - Mar 1 with 2644 views | Miaow | I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. It's a coy carp. | |
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A terrible joke on 14:56 - Mar 1 with 2153 views | Keno | I went to a zoo yesterday the only animal there was a small dog It was sh1t zoo | |
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A terrible joke on 14:57 - Mar 1 with 2155 views | NthQldITFC | I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. It's a coy carp. | |
| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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A terrible joke on 15:00 - Mar 1 with 2126 views | mrfixit426 | Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks | | | |
A terrible joke on 15:46 - Mar 1 with 1966 views | monkeymagic | I went into a pet shop and asked for a wasp. When the assistant said they don’t sell wasps I replied that you’ve got one in the window. | | | |
A terrible joke on 15:54 - Mar 1 with 1920 views | Swansea_Blue | I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died ... which was lucky, because he trod on a landmine. | |
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A terrible joke on 15:58 - Mar 1 with 1897 views | homer_123 | I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets...then it hit me. | |
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A terrible joke on 16:55 - Mar 1 with 1761 views | MattinLondon | I had a pet snail which I raced against other snails. I thought that if I got rid of his shell it would make him faster. But instead it just made him sluggish. | | | |
A terrible joke on 17:17 - Mar 1 with 1696 views | Plums | Two fish in a tank. One said to the other, "I have no idea how to drive this thing" | |
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A terrible joke on 17:26 - Mar 1 with 1656 views | Deano69 | A couple still had a son who was still living with a home. They were a getting concerned as he was unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a £20 note, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home. The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest - but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, sadly it would look like he will be a drunkard” So the parents hid in the downstairs cupboard and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the items they had left. He picked up the £20 note, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it. Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ... then he left for his room, carrying all three items. The father slapped his forehead, and said: "This is even worse than I could ever have imagined... " "Our son is going to be a politician!" | |
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A terrible joke on 17:28 - Mar 1 with 1654 views | Deano69 | I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said "are you going to help?" I said "No, Six should be enough". | |
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A terrible joke on 17:30 - Mar 1 with 1638 views | LancsBlue | I bought a dog from an ironmonger last week. When I got him home he immediately made a bolt for the door. | |
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A terrible joke on 18:04 - Mar 1 with 1546 views | NthQldITFC |
A terrible joke on 17:28 - Mar 1 by Deano69 | I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said "are you going to help?" I said "No, Six should be enough". |
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| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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A terrible joke on 18:05 - Mar 1 with 1546 views | NthQldITFC | I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. It's a coy carp. | |
| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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A terrible joke on 18:25 - Mar 1 with 1486 views | stickymockwell | What's red,white and flies? A sanitary Owl | |
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A terrible joke on 18:29 - Mar 1 with 1456 views | MattinLondon |
A terrible joke on 17:28 - Mar 1 by Deano69 | I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said "are you going to help?" I said "No, Six should be enough". |
Speaking about numbers - I once got into a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 7 and 9. I’d love to say that I put up a good fight but the odds were against me. | | | |
A terrible joke on 18:36 - Mar 1 with 1444 views | OldFart71 | A piece of tarmac goes into a pub walks over to the bar and orders a pint. The barman gives him his pint and pointing over to a green piece of tarmac sitting near the window say's " Why don't you go over and sit with your mate" the piece of tarmac replied " No way am I sitting with him, he's a cycle path" | | | |
A terrible joke on 18:41 - Mar 1 with 1419 views | OldFart71 | Just found this steering wheel inside my pants. It's driving me nuts. | | | |
A terrible joke on 18:46 - Mar 1 with 1399 views | tazdac | Vote Conservative! ;o) | | | |
A terrible joke on 18:53 - Mar 1 with 1376 views | OldFart71 | Little Johnny is late into school, teacher say's " Johnny why are you late" Johnny replied " My dad got burnt" "Badly" say's the teacher" " They don't fck about at the crematorium " replies Johnny. | | | |
A terrible joke on 18:57 - Mar 1 with 1360 views | NthQldITFC |
A terrible joke on 18:36 - Mar 1 by OldFart71 | A piece of tarmac goes into a pub walks over to the bar and orders a pint. The barman gives him his pint and pointing over to a green piece of tarmac sitting near the window say's " Why don't you go over and sit with your mate" the piece of tarmac replied " No way am I sitting with him, he's a cycle path" |
Beautiful girl goes up to the barman and asks for a double Entendre. So he gives her one. | |
| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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A terrible joke on 18:57 - Mar 1 with 1356 views | HARRY10 | My wife is going to the West Indies Jamaica ? No she was born that way My dog has got no nose How does he smell ? I have no idea, I have no nose either | | | |
A terrible joke on 19:10 - Mar 1 with 1313 views | OldFart71 | Budgies winning anything. | | | |
A terrible joke on 19:11 - Mar 1 with 1311 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
A terrible joke on 18:29 - Mar 1 by MattinLondon | Speaking about numbers - I once got into a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 7 and 9. I’d love to say that I put up a good fight but the odds were against me. |
Why are the numbers all afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. | |
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A terrible joke on 19:14 - Mar 1 with 1279 views | You_Bloo_Right | The government want to ban Roman numerals ...... not on my watch! | |
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A terrible joke on 19:14 - Mar 1 with 1276 views | Keno |
A terrible joke on 19:11 - Mar 1 by Nthsuffolkblue | Why are the numbers all afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. |
In similar vein what cones between fear and sex fünf | |
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