at 12:27 25 Sep 2012
One has noticed the crowds are currently very low at the ground, I simply put it down to a lack of standards all round. This has been caused by the following:
1) Very few echelons in the team due to Simon Clegg and the club being cost obsessed
2) A lack of catering facilities selling fish which means men of standards refuse to dine
3) The smoking ban which prevents those with gravitas from enjoying a fine cigar
4) The removal of betting facilities
You only need to attend on a match day to witness loads of poor people wandering around complaining about the price of burgers/soft drinks, displaying no standards evident and talking about their holidays to Gumbet.
[Post edited 25 Sep 12:35]