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Doris Damage ! 05:10 - Feb 24 with 4466 viewsBenters

So far ive noticed a fence panel has blown out and landed on Lady B's car .

That will please her this morn ..

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Doris Damage ! on 12:29 - Feb 24 with 1815 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 11:40 - Feb 24 by Reuser_is_God

My garden has been destroyed.

Think I'm gonna bite the bullet & whack an extra 10k on the mortgage & get it all done properly in one go.


Get 'Vampire Gardening Services ' in from Romford ive heard they know their Onions ?

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Doris Damage ! on 12:30 - Feb 24 with 1811 viewswkj

In IP1 the TV antenna came down yesterday taking a few roof tiles and some guttering with it

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Doris Damage ! on 12:31 - Feb 24 with 1810 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 11:49 - Feb 24 by Dolly2.0

i hope your butts are alright after all that wind!


Fantastic they are full to the brim !

Are you going to slum it this year in the station buffet in M'tree on Sunday morn ?
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Doris Damage ! on 13:29 - Feb 24 with 1783 viewsDolly2.0

Doris Damage ! on 12:31 - Feb 24 by Benters

Fantastic they are full to the brim !

Are you going to slum it this year in the station buffet in M'tree on Sunday morn ?
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No, I'm watching on a TV in a pub in Streatham.
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Doris Damage ! on 15:27 - Feb 24 with 1755 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 13:29 - Feb 24 by Dolly2.0

No, I'm watching on a TV in a pub in Streatham.
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How horid im meeting Taximan in the buff so to speak .

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Doris Damage ! on 20:48 - Feb 24 with 1715 viewsRaedwald_625

Doris Damage ! on 08:46 - Feb 24 by Bluebell

Oh dear. I hope Lady B's car isn't damaged.

I am amazed how you have turned your life around through hard work and effort. To come back from the problems you have had in the last few years and get on with your life as you have is fantastic.

I know you love your gardening business and your cycling. Well done!

It's a shame a lot of other people don't have your work ethic.


I think that's very well put.
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Doris Damage ! on 22:14 - Feb 24 with 1694 viewsstickymockwell

Is Doris Damage friends with your Niece?

Give him a ball and a yard of grass
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Doris Damage ! on 23:57 - Feb 24 with 1657 viewsSeablu

Doris Damage ! on 08:46 - Feb 24 by Bluebell

Oh dear. I hope Lady B's car isn't damaged.

I am amazed how you have turned your life around through hard work and effort. To come back from the problems you have had in the last few years and get on with your life as you have is fantastic.

I know you love your gardening business and your cycling. Well done!

It's a shame a lot of other people don't have your work ethic.


Get a room or just PM each other.
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Doris Damage ! on 03:51 - Feb 25 with 1625 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 23:57 - Feb 24 by Seablu

Get a room or just PM each other.


Fantastic !

Another quickly made up account made only to have a pop at people.

Coward .

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Doris Damage ! on 03:55 - Feb 25 with 1623 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Doris Damage ! on 12:29 - Feb 24 by Benters

Get 'Vampire Gardening Services ' in from Romford ive heard they know their Onions ?


Unfortunately I'm not sure I'm a 10k job kind of level

I'd give it a go otherwise.

Perhaps we could've had a combined effort Benters ;)

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Doris Damage ! on 04:10 - Feb 25 with 1615 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 03:55 - Feb 25 by The_Romford_Blue

Unfortunately I'm not sure I'm a 10k job kind of level

I'd give it a go otherwise.

Perhaps we could've had a combined effort Benters ;)


That sounds good to me and i believe the said person will pay your rail fare.

One rule i will have though is mobile phones must be left at the gate ..

We are there to work and work we will !

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Doris Damage ! on 04:20 - Feb 25 with 1611 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Doris Damage ! on 04:10 - Feb 25 by Benters

That sounds good to me and i believe the said person will pay your rail fare.

One rule i will have though is mobile phones must be left at the gate ..

We are there to work and work we will !


As if I'd be ok with doing someone's garden at a 10k level

I assume RIG wants stuff fitted and all that for it to be anywhere near that much.

I usually have my music in through my phone via earphones..

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Doris Damage ! on 04:30 - Feb 25 with 1610 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 04:20 - Feb 25 by The_Romford_Blue

As if I'd be ok with doing someone's garden at a 10k level

I assume RIG wants stuff fitted and all that for it to be anywhere near that much.

I usually have my music in through my phone via earphones..


Here's one for you.

Last year some old gal i know from the pub said she wanted a new fence and a load of shrubs dug out as they looked a mess.

So i went around there for a look,the fence was okish just needed a lick of stain and a bit of a tidy up (somebody had already been around and told her she needed a new fence)..

The shrubs were ok and i cut them back into shape,and now it looks beautiful.

Turns out this poor old girl already has a gardener,she pays her a couple of hours a week EVERY WEEK,the gardener never tells the lady when she is going round,she just turns up when the old girl goes out takes the money and goes again..

Apparently she doesnt do shrubs or weeding or much of anything by the look of it !

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Doris Damage ! on 04:47 - Feb 25 with 1601 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Doris Damage ! on 04:30 - Feb 25 by Benters

Here's one for you.

Last year some old gal i know from the pub said she wanted a new fence and a load of shrubs dug out as they looked a mess.

So i went around there for a look,the fence was okish just needed a lick of stain and a bit of a tidy up (somebody had already been around and told her she needed a new fence)..

The shrubs were ok and i cut them back into shape,and now it looks beautiful.

Turns out this poor old girl already has a gardener,she pays her a couple of hours a week EVERY WEEK,the gardener never tells the lady when she is going round,she just turns up when the old girl goes out takes the money and goes again..

Apparently she doesnt do shrubs or weeding or much of anything by the look of it !


Stealing other people's work Benters

Made me chuckle the thought of the woman completely unaware she already had a gardener

I usually like putting the extra hour in to even everything out between the paths and the edge of the grass. I have a few things I do to make it look dead straight all the way from the root. Removes possibility of excessive weeding if done on the grass to dirt side too.

I always like to make it look pretty even if it takes longer. Nice to take pride in doing up a garden innit

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Doris Damage ! on 05:41 - Feb 25 with 1583 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 04:47 - Feb 25 by The_Romford_Blue

Stealing other people's work Benters

Made me chuckle the thought of the woman completely unaware she already had a gardener

I usually like putting the extra hour in to even everything out between the paths and the edge of the grass. I have a few things I do to make it look dead straight all the way from the root. Removes possibility of excessive weeding if done on the grass to dirt side too.

I always like to make it look pretty even if it takes longer. Nice to take pride in doing up a garden innit


Ive had a few like that ! Some are only interested in cutting grass! I

The point i was trying to make was,you dont have to spend a fortune on a garden to make it look nice,yes i have a few palms and other expensive plants i have brought back from Cornwall over the years,but some of my favs are plants ive purchased on my walks to Cadgwith from outside cottages collecting for the RNLI ,and they were only £1-£2 . It really used to annoy Lady B as we would have to carry them back to the Pub we were staying in,and start our walk again !

Yeah boy i love it,if it was up to me id dig all my grass up and have a bloody jungle in my back garden .

Lady B likes to lay on the grass you see young George .

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Doris Damage ! on 05:51 - Feb 25 with 1577 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Doris Damage ! on 05:41 - Feb 25 by Benters

Ive had a few like that ! Some are only interested in cutting grass! I

The point i was trying to make was,you dont have to spend a fortune on a garden to make it look nice,yes i have a few palms and other expensive plants i have brought back from Cornwall over the years,but some of my favs are plants ive purchased on my walks to Cadgwith from outside cottages collecting for the RNLI ,and they were only £1-£2 . It really used to annoy Lady B as we would have to carry them back to the Pub we were staying in,and start our walk again !

Yeah boy i love it,if it was up to me id dig all my grass up and have a bloody jungle in my back garden .

Lady B likes to lay on the grass you see young George .


Indeed. Some don't seem to be bothered about anything more than the grass but I can't be just having that

There's quite a lot of good stuff down the garden centre which is cheap too. The walk back with all those flowers would worry me though as my only phobia is wasps. Bees get attracted to flowers innit but are wasps?

I rarely sunbathe but I occasionally do when it's really hot on a deck chair and get myself a tan. Not sure I'd lie on the grass though.

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Doris Damage ! on 07:42 - Feb 25 with 1552 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 05:51 - Feb 25 by The_Romford_Blue

Indeed. Some don't seem to be bothered about anything more than the grass but I can't be just having that

There's quite a lot of good stuff down the garden centre which is cheap too. The walk back with all those flowers would worry me though as my only phobia is wasps. Bees get attracted to flowers innit but are wasps?

I rarely sunbathe but I occasionally do when it's really hot on a deck chair and get myself a tan. Not sure I'd lie on the grass though.


The sun is good for the bones,but not great for the skin,which is a bastard when you think about it .

You should get some sun mate you do look a bit 'pastie'

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Doris Damage ! on 07:44 - Feb 25 with 1549 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Doris Damage ! on 07:42 - Feb 25 by Benters

The sun is good for the bones,but not great for the skin,which is a bastard when you think about it .

You should get some sun mate you do look a bit 'pastie'


As I said, the picture you saw was taken at Newbury Park station at 7 o clock in the morning when it was freezing cold before Newcastle away

I was never gonna look my best

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Doris Damage ! on 07:48 - Feb 25 with 1548 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 07:44 - Feb 25 by The_Romford_Blue

As I said, the picture you saw was taken at Newbury Park station at 7 o clock in the morning when it was freezing cold before Newcastle away

I was never gonna look my best


smashing

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Doris Damage ! on 11:29 - Feb 25 with 1496 viewsDolly2.0

Doris Damage ! on 15:27 - Feb 24 by Benters

How horid im meeting Taximan in the buff so to speak .


It's a lovely pub actually, since they done it up.

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Doris Damage ! on 11:32 - Feb 25 with 1491 viewsBluebell

Doris Damage ! on 11:29 - Feb 25 by Dolly2.0

It's a lovely pub actually, since they done it up.


What sort of English is 'since they done it up'?

Is that Suffolk talk?.
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Doris Damage ! on 11:41 - Feb 25 with 1486 viewsRaedwald_625

Doris Damage ! on 11:32 - Feb 25 by Bluebell

What sort of English is 'since they done it up'?

Is that Suffolk talk?.
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the thing is, it sounds right.
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Doris Damage ! on 11:45 - Feb 25 with 1476 viewsBenters

Doris Damage ! on 11:32 - Feb 25 by Bluebell

What sort of English is 'since they done it up'?

Is that Suffolk talk?.
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I dont suppose they speak proper loike in Morse Country ?

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Doris Damage ! on 12:05 - Feb 25 with 1449 viewsBluebell

Doris Damage ! on 11:45 - Feb 25 by Benters

I dont suppose they speak proper loike in Morse Country ?


No, we speak the Queen's English in Oxfordshire.
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Doris Damage ! on 12:34 - Feb 25 with 1433 viewsRaedwald_625

Doris Damage ! on 11:32 - Feb 25 by Bluebell

What sort of English is 'since they done it up'?

Is that Suffolk talk?.
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I mean who amongst us doesn't talk like this?

(you need to fast-forward a minute and a half)

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