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I come bearing news from the future 11:47 - Apr 3 with 4670 views

Hey guys, future JackSted here.

Just want to give you all an update (from the future obvs) of what's happening with Mick and the gang.

So on the 10th April Mick quits ITFC during his press conference. We appoint Bryan Klug as caretaker until the end of the season around the end of May it was announced that Paul Hurst will take over in the summer (we also finish 12th, just above Norwich by GD).

The Drum & Monkey pub reopens and causes mass celebration among the SBR section 6 firm. Evans also decides it's time for the SBR and SAR roofs to be cleaned, but to fund this he ups match day ticket prices to Â£49.99 per person (however it includes a complementary read of the Ipswich Star and a signed picture of Stuart Watson so the price hike is worth it).

Season starts well - we beat Norwich at home in front of a crowd of 34,500 after Evans decides to add a third tear to the Cobbold stand. And after Christmas we get through to the 4th round of the FA Cup, which obviously causes a mass pitch invasion against lowly Stevenage. The pitch invasion also caused PR home games to be abandoned for 2 months due to the pitch getting ruined and not having a proper groundsman to fix it *cough*. This then meant we had to ground share with Colchester.

We lose to Peterborough again 7-1 which causes all Ipswich fans to have Vietnam Flashback-esque PTSD. After the defeat to Peterborough riots form on the streets of Ipswich calling for Steijn to be sacked. A big screen TV is installed at PR which ME uses to address to the fans and during HT against Hull on the 4th May 2019 he announces on the TV that Steijn has been sacked and a new manager will take control of the second half.

To everyone's shock Mick McCarthy appears out of the tunnel to the theme of "Take me home, Country roads" and signs a lifetime contract with Ipswich on the pitch in front of 38,500 rioting fans (ME decided to add a 4th tier to the Co-op stand during the international break).

We finish 13th that season, above Norwich on GD again.

[Post edited 29 May 2018 10:42]

I come baring news from the future on 11:48 - Apr 3 with 4643 views

JackSted

Wow thanks for the update FutureJackSted.

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Betablocker

Can I bet on any of that?

I've got a few grand burning a hole in my pocket

Where's Rommy when you need odds

I come baring news from the future on 11:53 - Apr 3 with 4570 views

TrumptonBlue

Nonsense, we'd never beat Stevenage

I come baring news from the future on 11:54 - Apr 3 with 4550 views

FutureJackSted

I come baring news from the future on 11:53 - Apr 3 by TrumptonBlue
Nonsense, we'd never beat Stevenage

How would you know. I've been to the future; I've seen it

I come baring news from the future on 11:59 - Apr 3 with 4489 views

FutureJackSted

I come baring news from the future on 11:48 - Apr 3 by JackSted
Wow thanks for the update FutureJackSted.

You're very welcome, present JackSted

[Post edited 3 Apr 2018 12:00]

I come baring news from the future on 12:02 - Apr 3 with 4443 views

Steve_M

Jack, in the future are you still a bit of a knob?

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Mullet

I come baring news from the future on 12:02 - Apr 3 by Steve_M
Jack, in the future are you still a bit of a knob?

Miaow Stephen!

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Betablocker

I come baring news from the future on 11:59 - Apr 3 by FutureJackSted
You're very welcome, present JackSted [Post edited 3 Apr 2018 12:00]

Can you answer any other questions from the future?

I come baring news from the future on 12:07 - Apr 3 with 4385 views

Ryorry

And I caught you at the very moment you made the announcement -


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FutureJackSted

I come baring news from the future on 12:02 - Apr 3 by Steve_M
Jack, in the future are you still a bit of a knob?

Ah you must be one of the SBR Section 6 firm members. Surely you'd be happy that the Drum & Monkey will reopen?

I come baring news from the future on 12:09 - Apr 3 with 4350 views

FutureJackSted

I come baring news from the future on 12:04 - Apr 3 by Betablocker
Can you answer any other questions from the future?

Depends on what the question is..

I come baring news from the future on 12:14 - Apr 3 with 4314 views

Betablocker

I come baring news from the future on 12:09 - Apr 3 by FutureJackSted
Depends on what the question is..

Does this thrush clear up on its own?

I come baring news from the future on 12:21 - Apr 3 with 4280 views

FutureJackSted

I come baring news from the future on 12:14 - Apr 3 by Betablocker
Does this thrush clear up on its own?

Sorry I don't speak Suffolk

I come baring news from the future on 12:39 - Apr 3 with 4171 views

bontcho

I come baring news from the future on 11:53 - Apr 3 by TrumptonBlue
Nonsense, we'd never beat Stevenage

I thought it was all realistic until that point.

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emergencylime

I come baring news from the future on 11:50 - Apr 3 by Betablocker
Can I bet on any of that? I've got a few grand burning a hole in my pocket Where's Rommy when you need odds

Never mind that, how about the Euromillions numbers when its at £180 million, or the US Powerball when it is multiple the GDP of several countries. That way we might be able to buy the club and get Drum & Monkey as the shirt sponsor.