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Long term reader first time poster 18:48 - Apr 2 with 19673 viewsMickslimp

Good evening all. Need updated info on what to say and what not to say/question having been long time reader of this forum without ‘dipping my toes’ in

Pre-emptive responses as follows:

Cheese only on a pizza

Parking at Gatwick sucks

Liked mick overall but time was up

Evans - meh

Lambert to stay

HarryFromBath legend clearly

Benters not so

Erm anything else I missed?
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:23 - Apr 2 with 1294 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:21 - Apr 2 by Pecker

Please leave my new friend Pecker alone, he is injured. He gets sad if you downvote him. Please leave him alone until he is better. Classic.


Why are you talking to yourself Peckski?

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:24 - Apr 2 with 1294 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:23 - Apr 2 by Pecker

True friendship with no ties.


You told him he was too crap to marry your daughter the other day...

(You were probably right about this).
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:26 - Apr 2 with 1283 viewsJ2BLUE

Long term reader first time poster on 20:24 - Apr 2 by SpruceMoose

You told him he was too crap to marry your daughter the other day...

(You were probably right about this).
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He was. I deserve nothing more than a low budget blow up doll and basic puncture repair kit.

Truly impaired.
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:26 - Apr 2 with 1282 viewsPecker

Long term reader first time poster on 20:24 - Apr 2 by SpruceMoose

You told him he was too crap to marry your daughter the other day...

(You were probably right about this).
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You do know this is virtual, don't you? And if you avoid the question then I know that you are Fergal.
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:28 - Apr 2 with 1268 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:26 - Apr 2 by Pecker

You do know this is virtual, don't you? And if you avoid the question then I know that you are Fergal.


Maybe for the people who lie their way around the forum. As for us more genuine posters, well, we have formed true friendships. Friendships where we talk about how odd it is to invent injuries and stand up other posters in bars.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:28 - Apr 2 with 1267 viewsPecker

Long term reader first time poster on 20:23 - Apr 2 by SpruceMoose

Why are you talking to yourself Peckski?


Of course, how stupid of me. All the evidence was there before me and I missed it. Very, very well done, you got me. Hello Fergal, nice to meet you at last. How were your travels?
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:29 - Apr 2 with 1258 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:28 - Apr 2 by Pecker

Of course, how stupid of me. All the evidence was there before me and I missed it. Very, very well done, you got me. Hello Fergal, nice to meet you at last. How were your travels?


Hang on, I just have to answer a text from wkj. He's asking me something about you.
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:29 - Apr 2 with 1257 viewsPecker

Long term reader first time poster on 20:28 - Apr 2 by SpruceMoose

Maybe for the people who lie their way around the forum. As for us more genuine posters, well, we have formed true friendships. Friendships where we talk about how odd it is to invent injuries and stand up other posters in bars.


Keep going. Would you like a bigger spade?
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:30 - Apr 2 with 1251 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:29 - Apr 2 by Pecker

Keep going. Would you like a bigger spade?


Hang on, Footers is asking me something now too.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:30 - Apr 2 with 1250 viewswkj

Long term reader first time poster on 20:29 - Apr 2 by SpruceMoose

Hang on, I just have to answer a text from wkj. He's asking me something about you.
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I feel myself getting dragged into something again, although his text was real... sadly
[Post edited 2 Apr 2019 20:30]

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:31 - Apr 2 with 1237 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:30 - Apr 2 by wkj

I feel myself getting dragged into something again, although his text was real... sadly
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To answer your text, yes he is, and I'll have the peas but no salad thanks.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:31 - Apr 2 with 1235 viewsPecker

Long term reader first time poster on 20:29 - Apr 2 by SpruceMoose

Hang on, I just have to answer a text from wkj. He's asking me something about you.
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You know nothing about me. I am a liar, you cannot believe a word I type. Anyway, how was Port Elizabeth? Did you see the Domed aquarium?
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:32 - Apr 2 with 1234 viewswkj

Long term reader first time poster on 20:31 - Apr 2 by SpruceMoose

To answer your text, yes he is, and I'll have the peas but no salad thanks.


Welcome to the div list

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:32 - Apr 2 with 1232 viewsfooters

This is so frustrating.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:32 - Apr 2 with 1229 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:31 - Apr 2 by Pecker

You know nothing about me. I am a liar, you cannot believe a word I type. Anyway, how was Port Elizabeth? Did you see the Domed aquarium?


I've never been to Port Elizabeth I'm afraid.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:32 - Apr 2 with 1225 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:32 - Apr 2 by wkj

Welcome to the div list


That's what your mum said. Strange name she has for her fagine.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:33 - Apr 2 with 1224 viewsPecker

Your first time on here and look what you have started. You will fit in well. Welcome.
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:34 - Apr 2 with 1215 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:33 - Apr 2 by Pecker

Your first time on here and look what you have started. You will fit in well. Welcome.


I don't think you've been here long enough yourself to start welcoming people. That's more a job for long term residents like myself or wkj or Stokie.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:34 - Apr 2 with 1213 viewswkj

Long term reader first time poster on 20:33 - Apr 2 by Pecker

Your first time on here and look what you have started. You will fit in well. Welcome.


You're*

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:34 - Apr 2 with 1209 viewsfooters

Long term reader first time poster on 20:33 - Apr 2 by Pecker

Your first time on here and look what you have started. You will fit in well. Welcome.


You have insulted me on this thread, Pecker. That's not very nice, y'know.

I don't want an apology but you may want to think about what you're saying in future.

I'm under a lot of stress at work and your spiteful comments are damaging my sense of esteem.

Think on.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:35 - Apr 2 with 1207 viewsPecker

Long term reader first time poster on 20:32 - Apr 2 by SpruceMoose

I've never been to Port Elizabeth I'm afraid.


No you haven't. Neither all the other places you made up in your mothers back bedroom. Never mind, you did fool me for quite a while. Gold star award granted.
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:35 - Apr 2 with 1204 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:34 - Apr 2 by footers

You have insulted me on this thread, Pecker. That's not very nice, y'know.

I don't want an apology but you may want to think about what you're saying in future.

I'm under a lot of stress at work and your spiteful comments are damaging my sense of esteem.

Think on.


He probably wouldn't let you marry his daughter either.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:35 - Apr 2 with 1202 viewswkj

Long term reader first time poster on 20:34 - Apr 2 by footers

You have insulted me on this thread, Pecker. That's not very nice, y'know.

I don't want an apology but you may want to think about what you're saying in future.

I'm under a lot of stress at work and your spiteful comments are damaging my sense of esteem.

Think on.


Regrettably, Unlike you, this thread seems to have gone off the tracks
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Long term reader first time poster on 20:36 - Apr 2 with 1197 viewsSpruceMoose

Long term reader first time poster on 20:35 - Apr 2 by Pecker

No you haven't. Neither all the other places you made up in your mothers back bedroom. Never mind, you did fool me for quite a while. Gold star award granted.


So you agree then, you've been mugged off. But not by me. By Fergal.

Glad we got there eventually.

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Long term reader first time poster on 20:36 - Apr 2 with 1194 viewswkj

Long term reader first time poster on 20:35 - Apr 2 by Pecker

No you haven't. Neither all the other places you made up in your mothers back bedroom. Never mind, you did fool me for quite a while. Gold star award granted.


(you are trying a bit too hard to sell this, no need to go in at 11 when 7 will do)

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