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Death in Paradise 10:15 - Aug 26 with 3288 viewsblue62

Flicked over the tv last night and caught the end of it. Shocking programme. But made me wonder how many deaths/murders there have been in paradise. Not much of a paradise if someone is being topped every week.

Then they all sit around waiting for the big reveal as to who done it. I thought the murderer would know the score and have cleared off long before the final 5 minutes of the programme.
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Death in Paradise on 10:16 - Aug 26 with 2390 viewshype313

Spoiler alert, it's not real.

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Death in Paradise on 10:18 - Aug 26 with 2375 viewsblue62

Death in Paradise on 10:16 - Aug 26 by hype313

Spoiler alert, it's not real.


Spoilsport
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Death in Paradise on 10:25 - Aug 26 with 2349 viewsWD19

Death in Paradise on 10:16 - Aug 26 by hype313

Spoiler alert, it's not real.


Don't be naïve. Its clearly an elaborate cover for an active mass murderer.
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Death in Paradise on 10:32 - Aug 26 with 2322 viewsGuthrum

You should see the mortality rate in Midsomershire.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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Death in Paradise on 10:35 - Aug 26 with 2311 viewsblue62

Death in Paradise on 10:32 - Aug 26 by Guthrum

You should see the mortality rate in Midsomershire.


Dam yes. There's a serial light entertainment murderer on the loose. Where's Inspector Morse when you need him.
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Death in Paradise on 10:46 - Aug 26 with 2266 viewsGeoffSentence

It's quite racist too. A caribbean Island and nearly everyone eho gets slaughtered on it is white.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Death in Paradise on 11:20 - Aug 26 with 2207 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Death in Paradise is worth the licence fee* on its own. Wonderful acting, witty, and the plots keep me guessing right until the end. There should be many more programs of this sort, Midsommer Murders being another splendid example.
Also, Josephine Jobert is hot and makes me feel all tingly inside.




*Just remembered, I don’t have one.

I must also add this is slightly tongue in cheek although the JJ part is entirely true.
[Post edited 26 Aug 2021 13:37]

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Death in Paradise on 12:03 - Aug 26 with 2102 viewsBasuco

Breaking News! It is just a TV program that you have a choice to watch it or not, switch channel or turn TV off and listen to some music.
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Death in Paradise on 12:14 - Aug 26 with 2072 viewsWestover

Great program and I've liked all the leading actors, it's run for around ten years now and a new series coming.
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Death in Paradise on 13:14 - Aug 26 with 1969 viewsblue62

Death in Paradise on 12:03 - Aug 26 by Basuco

Breaking News! It is just a TV program that you have a choice to watch it or not, switch channel or turn TV off and listen to some music.


Chill fella, i only caught the last five minutes waiting for the news.
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Death in Paradise on 13:32 - Aug 26 with 1901 viewsronnyd

Liked it when Ben Miller was in it. Not so keen on Marshall or O'Hanlon to be honest. The new guy i haven't seen, so won't comment. Nice locations though.
Added,.. Don.t think that O'Hanlon will ever better his role in Father Ted.
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Death in Paradise on 13:33 - Aug 26 with 1895 viewshype313

Death in Paradise on 13:32 - Aug 26 by ronnyd

Liked it when Ben Miller was in it. Not so keen on Marshall or O'Hanlon to be honest. The new guy i haven't seen, so won't comment. Nice locations though.
Added,.. Don.t think that O'Hanlon will ever better his role in Father Ted.
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Nice gig for the actors though, 8 months on a Caribbean island.

Nice work if you can get it.

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Death in Paradise on 13:47 - Aug 26 with 1848 viewsKeno

Death in Paradise on 13:32 - Aug 26 by ronnyd

Liked it when Ben Miller was in it. Not so keen on Marshall or O'Hanlon to be honest. The new guy i haven't seen, so won't comment. Nice locations though.
Added,.. Don.t think that O'Hanlon will ever better his role in Father Ted.
[Post edited 26 Aug 2021 13:35]


O'Hanlon seems to be a lot smaller over in the Caribbean

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Death in Paradise on 13:51 - Aug 26 with 1837 viewsazuremerlangus

You think that’s bad, wait until you see an episode of the The Coroner.

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Death in Paradise on 13:56 - Aug 26 with 1827 viewsronnyd

Death in Paradise on 13:51 - Aug 26 by azuremerlangus

You think that’s bad, wait until you see an episode of the The Coroner.


Yes, Clare Goose was being touted as the new big name not long ago. Then she ends up in that pile of shoit.
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Death in Paradise on 13:57 - Aug 26 with 1820 viewsloftboy

Death in Paradise on 13:51 - Aug 26 by azuremerlangus

You think that’s bad, wait until you see an episode of the The Coroner.


I’m an avid DIP viewer, latest detective is Ralph Little, he happened to be a suspect in a previous episode. Was very annoying in his first few episodes, had lots of allergies and it was ruining the show, fortunately he has found a cure and it’s back to its best, his relationship with the commissioner is almost comedy good at times.
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Death in Paradise on 14:11 - Aug 26 with 1794 viewsazuremerlangus

Death in Paradise on 13:56 - Aug 26 by ronnyd

Yes, Clare Goose was being touted as the new big name not long ago. Then she ends up in that pile of shoit.


One of my favourite dreams involved her and Lisa Faulkner in a Holby City ‘special’.

Great line from today’s episode of The Coroner:

“Andrew wouldn’t kill anyone, he is a Vegan…”

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Death in Paradise on 14:28 - Aug 26 with 1741 viewsSwansea_Blue

Is this another thread about Burnley? Or a different paradise?

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Death in Paradise on 15:40 - Aug 26 with 1633 viewsblue62

Death in Paradise on 14:28 - Aug 26 by Swansea_Blue

Is this another thread about Burnley? Or a different paradise?


Guadeburnleyloupe?
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Death in Paradise on 16:11 - Aug 26 with 1585 viewsgalacticoblue

Death in Paradise on 11:20 - Aug 26 by StochesStotasBlewe

Death in Paradise is worth the licence fee* on its own. Wonderful acting, witty, and the plots keep me guessing right until the end. There should be many more programs of this sort, Midsommer Murders being another splendid example.
Also, Josephine Jobert is hot and makes me feel all tingly inside.




*Just remembered, I don’t have one.

I must also add this is slightly tongue in cheek although the JJ part is entirely true.
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The bbc is not worth the license fee…. although as I write this I can hear sirens and helicopters overhead …. Oh shhh1t … not prison for something I hardly ever use….nooo
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Death in Paradise on 18:22 - Aug 26 with 1490 viewsBlueBadger

Death in Paradise on 16:11 - Aug 26 by galacticoblue

The bbc is not worth the license fee…. although as I write this I can hear sirens and helicopters overhead …. Oh shhh1t … not prison for something I hardly ever use….nooo


Show us on the doll where the impartial, high-quality broadcaster that costs you £3.06 a week touched you.

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Death in Paradise on 18:28 - Aug 26 with 1478 viewsTractorFrog

Death in Paradise on 10:32 - Aug 26 by Guthrum

You should see the mortality rate in Midsomershire.


I’m sure I read recently that Midsomer has a higher crime rate than Mexico City.

I have to agree on Death in Paradise. When I watched it, it seemed that there were three equal suspects with different motives and the murderer was randomly selected of the three. Midsomer Murders is a far superior program, where you can actually try to work out who the murderer is.

They'd all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do. To create a new strain of super-wine in half-an-hour with a fraction of nature's resources and a FOOL for an assistant. 'Bernard Black, he's mad,' they'd say, 'he's insane, he's dangerous.' Well I'll show them! I'll show them all!
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Death in Paradise on 18:39 - Aug 26 with 1464 viewsgalacticoblue

Death in Paradise on 18:22 - Aug 26 by BlueBadger

Show us on the doll where the impartial, high-quality broadcaster that costs you £3.06 a week touched you.


Yeah you are right - well worth paying for on threat of imprisonment. Must be an impartial organisation then.
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Death in Paradise on 19:05 - Aug 26 with 1437 viewsBlueBadger

Death in Paradise on 18:39 - Aug 26 by galacticoblue

Yeah you are right - well worth paying for on threat of imprisonment. Must be an impartial organisation then.


It's literally 3 quid a week, you massive fanny.

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Death in Paradise on 19:09 - Aug 26 with 1430 viewsLeaky

Take it you don't live in Mid Sommer then . Its ficture for christ sake if you don't like it change channel.
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