Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
Caption Competition 17:19 - Mar 8 with 606 viewsfactual_blue


Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Do you grind your gears
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

0
Caption Competition on 17:22 - Mar 8 with 586 viewsJ2BLUE

BlueLagos couldn't believe he had finally seen a parrot in the wild

Truly impaired.
Poll: Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

3
Caption Competition on 17:53 - Mar 8 with 553 viewsChorleyBoy

Newcastle fan desperately looking for silverware.
1
Caption Competition on 18:06 - Mar 8 with 545 viewsKeno

For the last time I’m not a panda! after a nice meal I will pay you for sex

Poll: Should Hoppy renew his season ticket
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

1
Caption Competition on 18:13 - Mar 8 with 531 viewsfactual_blue

Caption Competition on 18:06 - Mar 8 by Keno

For the last time I’m not a panda! after a nice meal I will pay you for sex


Does that normally work for you as a chat-up line?

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Do you grind your gears
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

0
Caption Competition on 18:27 - Mar 8 with 516 viewsKeno

Caption Competition on 18:13 - Mar 8 by factual_blue

Does that normally work for you as a chat-up line?


Why?

You offering me sausage and mash somewhere?

Poll: Should Hoppy renew his season ticket
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

0
Caption Competition on 19:13 - Mar 8 with 478 viewsBrianTablet

How to say the capital of Peru without saying the capital of Peru.

"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot"
Poll: In a hellish scenario, would you rather...

0
Caption Competition on 19:27 - Mar 8 with 460 viewsBrandonsBlues

Zebra trying to disguise himself as a horse ( see crazee motivation thread)
0
Caption Competition on 19:31 - Mar 8 with 448 viewsMK1

What you looking at.
0
Login to get fewer ads

Caption Competition on 20:34 - Mar 8 with 426 viewsVanSaParody

Man who worked in Chinese zoo is getting better at what he does
0
Caption Competition on 21:04 - Mar 8 with 404 viewsford6600

The Saudis begin to suspect the 'slow growing' baby Giant Panda they bought from China 10 years ago...isn't
quite right...
0
Caption Competition on 21:14 - Mar 8 with 393 viewsNthsuffolkblue

I heard the other day that the leading cause of death for sloths is them mistaking their limbs for branches and falling to their death. According to the Sloth Conservation Foundation:

“the leading cause of death in sloths is when they mistake their own arms for tree branches and, grabbing it, fall out of the tree”.

Surprisingly, the truth behind this rumor might be one of the most frequent questions we get asked here at SloCo! Sloths do NOT grab their own arms and fall to their deaths. This strange myth comes from an unpublished essay by Douglas Adams and is based on an encounter with a baby sloth. Baby sloths are born with an overwhelming instinct to cling onto moms’ fur. If separated from her with nothing else to hold onto, they will often cling onto themselves in panic. An adult sloth in the wild is perhaps the least likely animal to mistakenly grab its own limbs – every move they make is delicate and careful. A sudden, thoughtless movement would attract the attention of predators, sloths are stealthy not stupid!

Poll: Is Jeremy Clarkson misogynistic, racist or plain nasty?
Blog: [Blog] Ghostbusters

0
Caption Competition on 21:21 - Mar 8 with 386 viewsbazza

Caption Competition on 21:14 - Mar 8 by Nthsuffolkblue

I heard the other day that the leading cause of death for sloths is them mistaking their limbs for branches and falling to their death. According to the Sloth Conservation Foundation:

“the leading cause of death in sloths is when they mistake their own arms for tree branches and, grabbing it, fall out of the tree”.

Surprisingly, the truth behind this rumor might be one of the most frequent questions we get asked here at SloCo! Sloths do NOT grab their own arms and fall to their deaths. This strange myth comes from an unpublished essay by Douglas Adams and is based on an encounter with a baby sloth. Baby sloths are born with an overwhelming instinct to cling onto moms’ fur. If separated from her with nothing else to hold onto, they will often cling onto themselves in panic. An adult sloth in the wild is perhaps the least likely animal to mistakenly grab its own limbs – every move they make is delicate and careful. A sudden, thoughtless movement would attract the attention of predators, sloths are stealthy not stupid!


Is that a lemur ?
1
Caption Competition on 21:31 - Mar 8 with 375 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Caption Competition on 21:21 - Mar 8 by bazza

Is that a lemur ?


Good point!

I had even read the comments about the capital of Peru (and understood them) and still posted about a sloth! Doh!

Poll: Is Jeremy Clarkson misogynistic, racist or plain nasty?
Blog: [Blog] Ghostbusters

0
Caption Competition on 22:06 - Mar 8 with 354 viewsbazza

Caption Competition on 21:31 - Mar 8 by Nthsuffolkblue

Good point!

I had even read the comments about the capital of Peru (and understood them) and still posted about a sloth! Doh!


I did question whether it was an extremely long caption.. 😂
0
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© TWTD 1995-2024