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Oh, LOFTUS up where we belong!
at 22:00 26 Apr 2024

COYHOOPS

COYFB's!!!!!!
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Was that Terry Butcher trotting through London yesterday?
at 10:12 25 Apr 2024

https://news.sky.com/story/two-horses-which-bolted-through-central-london-in-a-s

https://photos.app.goo.gl/RgbzexM9o9gmY4K79
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Our 3 league games AFTER (International) breaks this season...
at 19:12 18 Apr 2024

There's been three of these so far:

On the first occasion, we followed the break with 2 away WINS & a home WIN
(9 points out of 9)

On the second occasion, there was an away WIN, a home WIN & an away DRAW
(7 points out of 9)

& on the 3rd occasion, there was an away LOSS & 2 home WINS
(6 points out of 9)

So, following every (international) break, we WON all our home games
(12 points out of 12)
& WON 3 & DREW 1 of 5 away
(10 points out of 15)

(22 points from 27 = 81.48%
& 81.48% of the remaining max 9 points available is more than 7 points, suggesting at least 2 WINS & a DRAW)

On the one of those three occasions where the sequence of 3 games, matches exactly what we have remaining...
(2 away, followed by 1 at home)
...we WON ALL 3

COYB's!!!
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It's ON!
at 22:02 9 Apr 2024

Leicester & Leeds both dropped points tonight

A win tomorrow v Watford & we're TOP with 4 left to play

(ok, I know Leicester have a game in hand, even if they win that, we're still in an auto)

IT'S ON - IT'S IN OUR HANDS

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Wembley winning goal v Norwich
at 16:33 9 Apr 2024

Just went down a rabbit hole & discovered Ralph Coates scored the only goal for Tottenham v Nodge in a league cup final of the early '70's

It triggered a memory, so I googled more & it turns out he worked at GEC/Marconi in Borehamwood & it's sports/social club

That was my first job when I left school & I've also played footy at the sports & social club!
If I'd have known, I'd have sought him out & shook his hand for nothing other than scoring a Wembley winner v that lot!

Just thought I'd share - COYB's!
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New "hate speech" law in Scotland
at 11:56 3 Apr 2024

How are they going to advertise/sell Marmite?
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Song for tomorrow?
at 12:45 15 Mar 2024

Already an England footy anthem, how about singing this (assuming we're winning) at, let's say, as the big screen/scoreboard clock turns to 81 minutes?

Either re-visit this, or copy/paste to your phone/note, or tap the link so you can use it like a lyric sheet (link is to US music humour site Amiright who publish song parody lyrics)

It's a rare treat for me to get to Portman Road, I usually manage 1 game per season, for me, it's tomorrow - COYB's!!!!

(to Three Lions by Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds 1996)

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

Everyone seems to know the score
A sleeping giant snores
When it rains
Well, it pours

We follow Ipswich home & away
Portman Road & away
Now we're starting to play
Like I remember

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

Too many games, weeks, months & years
& far too few "so nears"
When you're down
Through the tiers

These echoes make my heart miss the Beat
& when Mariner scored
How hard Ted hit the ball
& Warky acting!

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

I know that was then
But could it be again?

We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up...

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

Three stars on our shirt...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/baddielskinnerlightningseeds1.shtml
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Is it too soon to rehearse this?
at 17:36 2 Mar 2024

Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds England anthem "Three Lions" given an Ipswich Town twist (link is to US music humour site Amiright who've published "Three Stars (Ipswich Town)"
...written last year in the hope we'd get promoted from League 1

Let's get rehearsing!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/baddielskinnerlightningseeds1.shtml
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Is it too soon to rehearse this?
at 17:32 2 Mar 2024

Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds England anthem "Three Lions" given an Ipswich Town twist (link is to US music humour site Amiright who've published "Three Stars (Ipswich Town)"
...written in the hope we'd get promoted from League 1

Let's get rehearsing!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/baddielskinnerlightningseeds1.shtml
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Did another song - even a Kammy reference!
at 13:05 23 Feb 2024

You could say a Kammy-o (perhaps not)
Recent reports of him being vilified for daring to offer his seat on the tube to a lady. Got me thinking about chivalry, respect & good old fashioned manners.

Link is to US music humour site Amiright who've published parody lyrics to Walk the Dinosaur by Was (Not Was) from 1987
Have a chuckle...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/wasnotwas4.shtml
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Who gets Wark & Burley confused? (BBC)
at 12:00 28 Jan 2024

You wouldn't have seen Motty make that mistake!
Having just played clips of the '78 Cup final, of Wark hitting the post twice & Burley forcing a great save from Jennings, with those two legends stood next to each other, BBC's pitch side presenter, to George Burley, said "John, how did you feel hitting the post?"

Warky had to point himself out, whilst the presenter seemed blissfully unaware!

Dear BBC, please employ a presenter with the ability to demonstrate the appropriate respect for history
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Song parody lyrics
at 14:53 19 Jan 2024

Link is to US music humour site Amiright who publish song parody lyrics, this one's to "Cold" by Black Country Communion, but it's called "Old" - have a chuckle!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/blackcountrycommunion0.shtml
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Ed Sheeran done, now for Taylor Swift
at 13:11 5 Jan 2024

Link is to US music humour site Amiright for Shake it Off (Ablution Song)parody lyrics... have a chuckle!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/taylorswift96.shtml
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I did another song, too, about THAT Wes Burns goal!
at 12:42 29 Dec 2023

Link is to US music humour site Amiright who published my parody lyrics about THAT Wes Burns goal to "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash - have a chuckle!:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnycash197.shtml
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Ed Sheeran "Shape of You" parody lyrics
at 14:24 22 Dec 2023

Shape of You (you fat bast@rd) parody lyrics, link is to US music humour site Amiright, who published my parody lyrics to this, by probably our most famous patron
Not usually my cup of tea, but as fellow Town fans, I thought it about time I did one of Ed's!
Have a chuckle...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/edsheeran27.shtml
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Old Farm Derby
at 21:55 15 Dec 2023

I was at the last one we won & still have the vid of Gio scoring his pen on my phone!

Sadly, I have to wait for general sale, so couldn't get a ticket (nor the day off work anyway), but as I'm holding 'B' next to bloke holding 'Y' where it says 'THANKS BOBBY' on the SBR stand, I now feel like I'm always there in spirit!

So at this time of year, I emplore all concerned parties, players & supporters to give of your best once again, for eachother, for Ipswich Town, for Sir Bobby, Sir Alf, England & St George

COYFB's!!!!
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Big screen in fanzone
at 09:22 1 Dec 2023

Why doesn't the club get the big screen on in the fanzone for games that are obviously selling out?
I can't get the day off work anyway but I'm gutted even if I'd had the day off, I wouldn't have had a chance
Affordability is my problem, I usually manage 1 game per season at PR (live/work Cov), so not being a ST holder, I have to wait til tx go on gen sale

Pls ITFC give me a chance!!!
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