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Comment | Town Already Planning for Great Leap Forward
at 10:50:53
Wonder if the General has also formulated a Project Trapdoor, whereby an unnamed rural football club, run by a bunch of dimwitted fools, plummets down the football ladder and disappears into ignominious obscurity. |
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Comment | Keane Set to Field Young Side Against West Brom
at 15:53:02
Hello all you Genuine Ipswich Town Supporters, or GITS (copyright B Smallpiece 1969) as we are more widely known! Let's make the West Brom match a watershed, a change of direction in the fortunes of this great club. If you're really made of steel, then stay away from PR to make the powerful point that you are disgusted by what is going on. If you go to watch, then hurl a thousand plastic picnic FORKs on to the pitch and unfurl a FORK banner across the width of the SBR stand. Show Keano and the faceless ones who sadly own this mighty club your anger and your frustration. Ipswich belongs to the fans and has always done so. Previous owners have respected this. The present ones do not. Power to the People! FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Keane: We\'re A Long Way From the Play-Offs
at 12:08:39
Morning GITS! (copyright B Smallpiece 1969). Glad to see my global FORK campaign is gaining traction. At last the scales are falling from true supporters' eyes. Now is the time to take firm action to drive the appalling Keano away from Ipswich. Don't go to the West Brom game! I know it's a tough decision and a little unfair on honest players. But it is necessary to demonstrate the true depth of feeling in Ipswich. If you can't avoid going, then take a plastic picnic FORK with you and hurl it on to the pitch. A thousand FORKs will surely send Keano the message that he is not an Ipswich manager and is not wanted anywhere near Portman Road. And when he effs off, he can take nice-but-dim Sheepshanks with him! FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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