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Big Duncan ferguson big dunk crazy Scotsman. One lot of pork scratchings for me landlord and a glass of Mann's brown ale. Hey mate how did the town get on. Ahhh How dare you madam your hand was in my back pocket. Nurse can you turn my telly off.