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David Attenborough's climate thing is clashing
at 20:32 18 Apr 2019

https://www.radiotimes.com/tv-programme/e/hvqnps/the-gypsies-next-door--series-1
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Has everyone broke up early for Easter?
at 12:25 18 Apr 2019

Phone is dead, no emails.

It's as if the world has stopped.
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I don't know what Blue Lagos said to Peru's ex president Alan Garcia
at 16:32 17 Apr 2019

but he's just shot himself.
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Oi Joe
at 14:40 17 Apr 2019

Mother has cleared her loft out and dumped me with a load of old crap from when I was 1 day old. This includes newspaper cuttings detailing my failed football career and failed businesses.

Within this pile of junk was an Evening Star Fantasy Football table when I was riding high in the league - then I noticed your name just a bit higher than my loft position.

It was from 1998 - was that you?
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You are the Ref.
at 19:05 12 Apr 2019

If you ordered a pint and rather than get asked for £3.70 instead get asked for “370 new pennies” would you

A/ just pay him.

B/ throw your pint over him.
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Can I recommend a book please
at 15:44 12 Apr 2019

Francis Rossi - I talk to much.

Brilliant.
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Simple pooter advice for a cretin
at 12:04 12 Apr 2019

My laptop just decided to do a massive update whilst I didn't want it to but anyhoo, when it came back to life it informed me that I have no antivirus - or rather it told me that Windows and another antivirus thing were turned off.

So, how can I check if I have any antivirus and if I haven't what is the best free one to install?

Ta
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Anyone watching The Victim?
at 10:26 11 Apr 2019

Brilliant stuff.

I reckon it's the nut job under the care of the grieving mother, the one who smashed the clinic up.
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New one for me.
at 21:27 3 Apr 2019

Now I’m not saying that the evening star is read by nazis but I posted a comment earlier and I have been called a leftist troll.
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The comments on this story are brilliant
at 21:53 1 Apr 2019

There are references to Snowflakes, gammons and Jews

It's like TWTD

https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/greater-anglia-abuse-peoples-vote-march-1-597
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What would you do?
at 17:25 1 Apr 2019

https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/inquest-into-death-of-lee-sparks-from-ickling

Nearly 30 grams in one go????

I think I would have done a fraction of that and took the consequences.
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have I missed something re Lambert
at 09:25 1 Apr 2019

I only skim read the interview but from what I made out it wasn't that he wanted to go but more that his results haven't been great and he was saying that no ones job is guaranteed.

As I say I only skimmed it so prepared to be corrected.
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I think I might be late to the party as I have only just discovered these but
at 09:03 1 Apr 2019

has anyone got or have used a robotic lawnmower.

I think I'm going to have to get one.
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Anyone want to pop into chat and make sure they're all ok?
at 16:33 30 Mar 2019

N to the T
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Great start to the day
at 08:09 27 Mar 2019

Had an early whatsapp from a mate - to which I replied - and he then asked if I had sh1t the bed as I was up so early. I jokingly replied that I got up early for a w4nk.

Looks like I sent it in error to a customer as they just sent a message back.
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On a serious note.
at 08:06 22 Mar 2019

I wonder how we will get on at the Eurovision Song Contest this year. Worth a tenner?
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Which poster is this?
at 14:07 20 Mar 2019

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Anyone seen BBC sitcom Jerk?
at 07:48 20 Mar 2019

Super stuff.
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Chambers and Skuse. Finking about it, going down will at least give them both a
at 10:37 18 Mar 2019

chance of winning something at Ipswich, be it winning the league or playing at Wembley and winning the play offs. They both plainly care for the club so it might be a fitting playing send off.
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I have been reading up on Native American reservations
at 23:53 17 Mar 2019

The town of Whiteclay in Nebraska has a population of 17 and has four liquor stores that sell an average of 12,500 cans of beer a day, mostly to the residents of Pine Ridge Reservation two miles down the road.

Quite remarkable Jeff.

Edit; Further reading suggests that the liquor stores licences were revoked in 2017 and the population has dropped to 10.
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