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Anyone got a house Martin nest?
at 19:41 12 Jun 2025

The gardens near you obviously aren't owned by the knights that say "Ni"




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“A wonderful club with big history.”
at 17:26 4 Jun 2025

Ronnie Archer-Morgan examined one of those on Antiques Roadshow



...... and the owner was delighted to find out that her 18th Century pole club was worth around £150,000


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Does anyone think Moray goes to the middle east...
at 08:44 3 Jun 2025

What elver makes you think that ?
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Janina Minge
at 11:00 31 May 2025

............. and P. Harder scored for Denmark



(I'm not sure how good she is at dribbling though )
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Actors or TV characters as cleaning products?
at 15:16 29 May 2025

Patricia Greene
Felicity Finch
Timothy Bentinck
Daisy Badger
Angus Imrie
Ben Norris
David Troughton
Patricia Gallimore
Louiza Patikas
William Troughton
Mali Harries














Just some of the cast of The Kärchers
Dum-Dee-Dum-Dee-Dum-Dee-Duh, Dum-Dee-Dum-Dee-Duhh-Duhh
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Building up to an anticlimax?
at 16:13 24 May 2025

It's so that the bigger of the three finals doesn't clash with the main sporting event of the bank holiday weekend - the Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling.


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Songs for a conclave
at 11:50 8 May 2025

This. Only on the basis that a chap at school thought that the lyric "And honey you're my last hope" was actually "And honey you're my dance pope"






............ although it is by David SOUL
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Birdies thread
at 14:27 29 Apr 2025

I saw my first swift of the year this morning (Apr.29th) within a minute of my first cuckoo sighting although I know they've been reported in the county (Wiltshire) for about a week already. I saw three more about 30 minutes later.
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Just climbed Snowdon
at 21:54 28 Apr 2025

Lucky so and so



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Birdies thread
at 21:48 28 Apr 2025

Thanks. I've kept a daily diary of interesting bird sightings for my own benefit for many years but I also put the information to good use by sending my records to the county recorder.

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Birdies thread
at 12:23 28 Apr 2025

Summer migrants so far (Chiffchaff on Jan. 2nd and Blackcap on Feb. 2nd not really classed as summer migrants any more):-

Swallow - Apr.1st (not joking)
House Martin - Apr.6th
Tree Pipit - Apr.8th
Redstart - Apr.8th
Willow Warbler - Apr.10th
Wheatear - Apr.10th
Stone Curlew - Apr.12th
Sand Martin - Apr.12th
Sedge Warbler - Apr.12th
Ring Ouzel - Apr. 14th
Whitethroat - Apr.20th
Yellow Wagtail - Apr. 20th
Garden Warbler - Apr.24th
Nightingale - Apr.24th
Lesser Whitethroat - Apr.24th
Reed Warbler - Apr.25th
Whinchat - Apr.27th
and heard my first Grasshopper Warbler and Cuckoo on Apr.27th
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Do you wipe after having a piss?
at 12:21 28 Apr 2025

I find it difficult not to shuffle when I've got my trousers and pants round my ankles.




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Do you wipe after having a piss?
at 10:17 28 Apr 2025

I know it's not practical to wipe after using a public urinal but I fail to see why I get so many strange looks as I shuffle across to use one of those hot air blower things that's mounted on the wall. They shouldn't provide them if they don't want you to use them even though I've never seen anyone else doing so -unhealthy gits!


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No more UK elections
at 17:16 18 Apr 2025

The Earth IS flat..........however much Bryan Gunn might argue otherwise .
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Hi everyone will probably get slated
at 21:07 6 Apr 2025

Two write your going too get slated. Its "should HAVE", knot "should OF".



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Jaden
at 22:13 2 Apr 2025

.....and there was me thinking "what a pranny". Two for the price of one
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What's the score
at 17:31 31 Mar 2025

13-0 is a dangerous scoreline!




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Anybody notice the change in style of England tonight?
at 17:12 22 Mar 2025

England should really have targeted the Albanian sub goalie. With a name like Kastrati, he can't be any good at holding on to balls.


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@Guthrum... Relinquish your title!
at 17:03 22 Mar 2025

Does that make you a bit of a Canute ?


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Most annoying TV pundits
at 14:23 17 Mar 2025

Is it just me or does anyone else think that Lee Dixon talks like Karl Pilkington?


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