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|Today is exception day.|
at 11:27 16 Aug 2020
You are not allowed in a pub if you re under 5'11", unless you own a cat. (as long as the cat isn't ginger, obviously)
You are not allowed through a McDonalds, unless you drive a blue, white or black car.
You are not allowed to watch any tv channels other than Quest and Dave, unless you are wearing an orange t-shirt.
You are only allowed to have chicken for your Sunday roast, unless you have a shoe size of 10 for men or 7 for women.
You are only allowed to drink tea or water all day, unless you have a 6th toe.
You are only allowed out of the house if you are dressed as a turkey.
You can only have a chocolate bar if it is in a paper bag with green writing on it.
You are not allowed to go to bed before 11 pm, unless you can touch your ear with your tongue.
Have a good day.
|I hate seeing people risking their lives.|
at 18:51 10 Aug 2020
Trying to just make a better life for themselves, but I don't know what the answer is. We can't just have an open border policy, can we? If we put restrictions in place, people will still risk their lives trying to get here. We have plenty of room to accommodate them, but don't see how we go about it. They need our help, but The Governments of European countries don't seem to have the answers either. Any ideas?
|Bristol City's next manager?|
at 18:29 3 Aug 2020
Either Houghton or Howe would be a brilliant appointment for the Robbins. Still think Lee Johnson did a good job for them and wouldn't be unhappy if he came here.
|My Ipswich face mask had its first outing today.|
at 17:00 31 Jul 2020
A bloke said he liked it and where did I get it. I told him Amazon.
He asked if they did all football teams? I said most, which team was he after?
He said Man Utd. I said no, they only do good teams and just walked off.
|Went to the supermarket on the way home from work.|
at 18:54 29 Jul 2020
A woman was trying to buy bedding with some sort of food voucher from the government. The cashier rightly told he that it had to be spent on food for her children. A manager was called and she confirmed that the woman had to buy food with them. She was well p****d off and left the bedding behind. On my way out she was at the kiosk trying to but cigarettes with it. Unbelievable. I feel so sorry for her children. She certainly hadn't gone without food.
at 08:34 25 Jul 2020
I purchased a couple last night. A football themed one and a plain blue one. Feel I spent far to much time thinking about it. Anybody else care what they look like, or just anything will do? I have medical ones for public transport, but wanting something a bit smarter for when out and about. Are they going to become a fashion accessory, or should we not care? Obviously health is the be all and end all, but as they are going to become the norm...
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