You're walking along the road when suddenly you're bundled into the back of a van.
Your clothes are ripped off and new clothes are put on, but it's so dark you can't see what.
After being driven for a while (it's hard to judge how long exactly) you're suddenly shoved out of the van into the blinding light.
You look down, you're in full ITFC kit, shirt, shorts, socks, shinpads, boots, captain's armband, ITFC watch, the date of which is mysteriously set to 3rd April, 1987. You see a mullet. It is definitely the 80s. Weird.
You look up, you're standing in front of a football ground.
You have to get home. Which ground would you least likely to find yourself standing in front of?