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|Johnson’s terror-free utopia|
at 23:05 30 Nov 2019
This is classic post-May Tory electioneering. Their deceitful delicacy of year’s gone by has now been completed replaced by Bullingdon bungling.
Don’t be surprised at the scale of mild-mannered Tory defections to the Lib Dems at the close of the polls.
|An example of how the billionaire press manufacture the news|
at 14:37 30 Nov 2019
I know it’s hardly surprising for The Sun, but perhaps those who swallow stories about a 4 day week for the NHS should consider this doctor’s opinion in the thread of tweets.
The offer of money reminds of of how The Sun used to chuck a few quid at teenage skinheads in exchange for a menacing Nazi salute photo.
[Post edited 30 Nov 14:38]
at 11:18 23 Mar 2019
There's a solution for anybody concerned they won't be able to get their blue passport due to the current Brexit debacle. The Daily Express is offering free imitation holders in protest:
Question for Mr. Bloom and others - If you all take them up on their offer, will it appease you enough for us to stop the whole leaving thing and everybody wins?
|Prophecy of Zed|
at 09:12 22 Mar 2019
May's deal isn't brought back. People (including the press for some reason) seem to be pretending the Bercow thing didn't happen.
12th April approaches. HoC start arguing about EU elections and a further extension, but the house fails in attempting to bring the length of the potential further extension request out of May's hands and in parliament's control.
Revocation gains traction. W/C 8th April becomes a stare down between no deal or revocation due to May's refusal to face reality with the longer extension (making it too conditional or centring it around her deal). The 450 MPs who voted to remain do away with their 'respect the result of the referendum' when faced with the question of revoke or no deal. The petition by this point has reached many millions and has given those 450 MPs the confidence to go with it.
HoC votes to revoke Article 50. A night of celebration and bitterness. Deranged gloating and complaining by people on both sides. May resigns after unmitigated failure at every promise she made. General Election.
May's deal is brought back. Either via a meaningful (lol) tweak to the WA or through some kind of parliamentary decision to go against the convention Bercow set out. Deal is either voted down or amended to include a people's vote.
If voted down, see second paragraph of Option 1.
If amended to include people's vote, the nation choose to remain over May's deal. The same deranged gloating and complaining follows.
Disclaimer: Two weeks ago, I would not have expected or even wanted Brexit to be abruptly cancelled in a way which opened a can of worms. The course that May has taken and the absolute state of her speech has resulted in a change in the wind. The can of worms is now a justifiable consequence - A can that both a majority of the public and HoC are prepared to open (in my opinion).
at 17:25 20 Mar 2019
Zed has absorbed too much Brexit.
I’m sitting on my sofa rocking backwards and forwards. My left eye is twitching.
at 07:00 20 Mar 2019
Absolute nonsense. This is simply a result of the likes of Leadsom and Fox threatening to resign at cabinet yesterday if she requested a long extension. May is a morally reprehensible disaster who’s only purpose is to save face within her party.
This is not a plan.
|Dream Cabinet |
at 21:54 19 Mar 2019
Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Secretary of State for Defence:
Secretary of State for Justice:
Secretary of State for Health:
Jet from Gladiators
Secretary of State for Housing:
Secretary of State for International Trade:
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Secretary of State for Transport:
Denzel from Only Fools and Horses
Secretary of State for Education:
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Secretary of State for Business:
Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Secretary of State for Scotland:
Secretary of State for Wales:
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
All led by me, Zed. A broad church to reunite the nation. I trust I can count on your vote.
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