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Dear Thorntons 00:39 - Jan 2 with 3465 viewsjeera

And other makers of chocolate selection boxes.

No one likes the bloody coffee ones. No one.

And I'm not convinced anybody would willingly swap a hazelnut for one of those horrible strawberry flavoured things either.

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Dear Thorntons on 09:53 - Jan 2 with 1240 viewsElderGrizzly

Dear Thorntons on 09:52 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

Because I voted for Brexit so am therefore xenophobic and racist.


Ding ding ding....😬

Hopefully you took my post in the friendly (and innuendo laced) way intended though :)
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Dear Thorntons on 09:57 - Jan 2 with 1230 viewsJ2BLUE

Dear Thorntons on 09:51 - Jan 2 by Warkystache

I don't like chocolate - but I do quite like a Caramac.

Favourite ice cream flavour - homemade cherry

Flavour of crisp - Cheese'n'Onion

Xmas dinner component - roast parsnips

Sweetie in Pic'N'mix - the jelly beer bottles


2/4

Get out.

Truly impaired.
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Dear Thorntons on 10:00 - Jan 2 with 1225 viewsElderGrizzly

Dear Thorntons on 01:29 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

Redeem yourself:

Favourite...

Ice cream flavour
Crisp flavour
Christmas dinner component
Cadbury hero


You need 3/4 minimum acceptable answers.


Ice cream: Chocolate
Crisp: Beetroot
CD: Roast Potatoes
Hero: Flake
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Dear Thorntons on 10:02 - Jan 2 with 1213 viewsWarkystache

Dear Thorntons on 09:57 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

2/4

Get out.


Also like those white fudge covered pretzels you can get in the Co-op - Flipz?

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Dear Thorntons on 10:05 - Jan 2 with 1198 viewstractorshark

What's wrong with the coffee ones?
I quite like them.
It's the chewy caramel sods that need to be ditched.
Each one has got £50 dentist trip written all over it.
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Dear Thorntons on 10:06 - Jan 2 with 1186 viewshoppy

Dear Thorntons on 10:02 - Jan 2 by Warkystache

Also like those white fudge covered pretzels you can get in the Co-op - Flipz?


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Dear Thorntons on 11:55 - Jan 2 with 1116 viewshoppy

Dear Thorntons on 09:47 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

3/4. Congratulations. Saved yourself with Wispa. The correct answer to 3 was roast potatoes. Roast parsnips and stuffing were also acceptable answers.


Roast parsnips is the correct answer if concentrating just on the main, but parsnips are not just for Christmas.

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Dear Thorntons on 12:00 - Jan 2 with 1104 viewspoppiesman

I like the coffee ones.
Its only the strawberry and orange creams I hate.
As for crisps, my all time favs were Bovril flavour.
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Dear Thorntons on 12:03 - Jan 2 with 1096 viewsBluebell

Dear Thorntons on 01:29 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

Redeem yourself:

Favourite...

Ice cream flavour
Crisp flavour
Christmas dinner component
Cadbury hero


You need 3/4 minimum acceptable answers.


Will I pass your test J2?

Ice cream - Honeycomb
Crisps - Tyrrells vegetable
Christmas dinner - Parsnips
Cadbury hero - Wispa
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Dear Thorntons on 12:07 - Jan 2 with 1084 viewsJ2BLUE

Dear Thorntons on 12:03 - Jan 2 by Bluebell

Will I pass your test J2?

Ice cream - Honeycomb
Crisps - Tyrrells vegetable
Christmas dinner - Parsnips
Cadbury hero - Wispa


3/4

You got the crisps wrong. They are nice but not good enough qualify for favourites. I'm being generous on the ice cream as well. Considered giving you 0.5 but that would have been a fail.

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Dear Thorntons on 12:08 - Jan 2 with 1074 viewsBluebell

Dear Thorntons on 12:07 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

3/4

You got the crisps wrong. They are nice but not good enough qualify for favourites. I'm being generous on the ice cream as well. Considered giving you 0.5 but that would have been a fail.


You like parsnips? Wow!

How do you cook yours? Fried I guess.
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Dear Thorntons on 12:11 - Jan 2 with 1060 viewsJ2BLUE

Dear Thorntons on 12:08 - Jan 2 by Bluebell

You like parsnips? Wow!

How do you cook yours? Fried I guess.


Boiled then roasted in goose fat.

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Dear Thorntons on 12:25 - Jan 2 with 1028 viewsBluebell

Dear Thorntons on 09:09 - Jan 2 by hoppy

That eating those chocolates affects you detrimentally 15 years later?


Maybe but I didn't let him get any tattoos....






See other thread.
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Dear Thorntons on 12:52 - Jan 2 with 991 viewsSwansea_Blue

Handy tip.

If you don't like chocolate selection boxes with centres of fudge, lemon, strawberry, nuts, coffee or turkish delight, it's probably best to not have chocolate selection boxes.

Blo0dy halfwits

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Dear Thorntons on 13:09 - Jan 2 with 967 viewssundaze

Based on what we have learned so far on chocolate preferences, who makes the best selection box or plastic tin/tub with the least horrible flavours? The new Roses selection is weird, I think my favourite has been Cadbury's Heroes. We did receive a nice Waitrose selection though.
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Dear Thorntons on 13:12 - Jan 2 with 958 viewsBluebell

Dear Thorntons on 12:52 - Jan 2 by Swansea_Blue

Handy tip.

If you don't like chocolate selection boxes with centres of fudge, lemon, strawberry, nuts, coffee or turkish delight, it's probably best to not have chocolate selection boxes.

Blo0dy halfwits


Difficult if people buy them for you.

To be honest I thought selection boxes had Cadbury's Dairy Milk, Double Deckers, Wispa, Flake and things like that.

I have never seen one with coffee, Turkish Delight, lemon or strawberry. That is just a box of chocolates, shirley?
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Dear Thorntons on 13:19 - Jan 2 with 931 viewsjeera

Dear Thorntons on 13:12 - Jan 2 by Bluebell

Difficult if people buy them for you.

To be honest I thought selection boxes had Cadbury's Dairy Milk, Double Deckers, Wispa, Flake and things like that.

I have never seen one with coffee, Turkish Delight, lemon or strawberry. That is just a box of chocolates, shirley?


Life is like a box of chocolates.

You get a little card telling you what's what.

No, that's not right is it?

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Dear Thorntons on 13:24 - Jan 2 with 916 viewsJ2BLUE

Dear Thorntons on 13:19 - Jan 2 by jeera

Life is like a box of chocolates.

You get a little card telling you what's what.

No, that's not right is it?


Life is like a box of chocolates.

You got Quality Street. Your mate got Roses. You are secretly livid but have to pretend to be happy for the **** because he's your mate but deep down inside you're drowning in your own misery because you wanted the hazelnut swirl and you look at your green triangle thinking oh why don't you just **** off and die you inferior piece of crap.

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Dear Thorntons on 13:30 - Jan 2 with 890 viewsjeera

Dear Thorntons on 13:24 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

Life is like a box of chocolates.

You got Quality Street. Your mate got Roses. You are secretly livid but have to pretend to be happy for the **** because he's your mate but deep down inside you're drowning in your own misery because you wanted the hazelnut swirl and you look at your green triangle thinking oh why don't you just **** off and die you inferior piece of crap.


I think we're making progress.

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Dear Thorntons on 13:34 - Jan 2 with 871 viewsSmithy

Dear Thorntons on 13:30 - Jan 2 by jeera

I think we're making progress.


Mint Choc Chip
Bacon and Maple Syrup
Pigs in Blankets
Caramel Barrel

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Dear Thorntons on 13:36 - Jan 2 with 860 viewsimsureazzure

Dear Thorntons on 01:29 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE

Redeem yourself:

Favourite...

Ice cream flavour
Crisp flavour
Christmas dinner component
Cadbury hero


You need 3/4 minimum acceptable answers.


1. Mackies Vanilla

2. Taytos Cheese and onion

3. Crispy roast potatoes with no gravy poured over, why oh why spend ages making crispy roasties just to make them soggy?

4. Twirl.
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Dear Thorntons on 14:22 - Jan 2 with 799 viewsSwansea_Blue

Dear Thorntons on 13:12 - Jan 2 by Bluebell

Difficult if people buy them for you.

To be honest I thought selection boxes had Cadbury's Dairy Milk, Double Deckers, Wispa, Flake and things like that.

I have never seen one with coffee, Turkish Delight, lemon or strawberry. That is just a box of chocolates, shirley?


That's the trouble with being a smart @rse on here, someone will always smart @rse you back I blame Keno.

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