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Fastest ever Town player 10:54 - Oct 24 with 10228 viewsBarcaBlue

This is a good read

http://www.planetfootball.com/nostalgia/player-every-club-raced-100m-one-hangove

...wonder who represented Town in 1992, and who was the fastest ever?

Beattie was quick but maybe not the quickest - Dalian Atkinson perhaps?
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Fastest ever Town player on 10:58 - Oct 24 with 8370 viewsbluewein

Darren Currie.

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Fastest ever Town player on 10:59 - Oct 24 with 8361 viewsHeathlander

Fastest ever Town player on 10:58 - Oct 24 by bluewein

Darren Currie.

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Uhlenbeek? (n/t) on 11:00 - Oct 24 with 8354 viewsMenton


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Fastest ever Town player on 11:02 - Oct 24 with 8341 viewsRoyKeanesDog

Wasn't Paul Cooper our fastest player in the 1978 squad?

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Fastest ever Town player on 11:03 - Oct 24 with 8332 viewsIpswichIrish

I'd bet my ma's eyesight Kieron Dyer was quite a lot faster than Atkinson
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Fastest ever Town player on 11:13 - Oct 24 with 8311 viewsSteve_M

Kiwomya was probably our quickest player then.

Well, him or Linighan....

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Fastest ever Town player on 11:21 - Oct 24 with 8284 viewsfactual_blue

Uhleenbeek was pretty quick, but often in a 'Run Forrest run' sort of way.

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Fastest ever Town player on 11:29 - Oct 24 with 8244 viewsdalianwasexciting

Fastest ever Town player on 11:21 - Oct 24 by factual_blue

Uhleenbeek was pretty quick, but often in a 'Run Forrest run' sort of way.


Yes, but Gus used to forget the ball......

I would say Atkinson/Kiwomya - more recently Mings was great to recover his mistakes due to his pace.

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Fastest ever Town player on 12:13 - Oct 24 with 8186 viewsgainsboroughblue

Fastest ever Town player on 10:59 - Oct 24 by Heathlander

Jason Gazelle


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Fastest ever Town player on 12:14 - Oct 24 with 8174 viewschicoazul

EDIT haha im an idiot, ignore
[Post edited 24 Oct 2017 12:15]

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Fastest ever Town player on 12:35 - Oct 24 with 8115 viewsstainless

Phil Whelan represented ITFC.
The winner was only about 1.5 sec behind the world record, on grass with football boots and without dedicated sprinting training. Makes you wonder how many sportsman around the world would be able to beat the likes of Usain Bolt if they had chosen that path instead.
Until recent years there was no money in athletics and even now unless you are the best you'd make more money playing league 2 football
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Fastest ever Town player on 12:41 - Oct 24 with 8101 viewsMattinLondon

In the late eighties did we have a player called Michael Cole? Seem to remember him being very quick. But I was a kid then so maybe am remembering wrongly.
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Fastest ever Town player on 12:13 - Oct 24 by gainsboroughblue

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Fastest ever Town player on 12:47 - Oct 24 with 8075 viewsSuperfrans

Over the past 20-30 years, I'd like to have seen a 50 yard dash between Danny Haynes, Darren Bent & Gus Uhlenbeek.

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Fastest ever Town player on 12:51 - Oct 24 with 8068 viewsWeWereZombies

Fastest ever Town player on 12:47 - Oct 24 by Superfrans

Over the past 20-30 years, I'd like to have seen a 50 yard dash between Danny Haynes, Darren Bent & Gus Uhlenbeek.


I have vague recollections of Kiwomya being featured in an article somewhere as the fastest footballer back in the early 1990s, Ian Westlake made a lot of his athleticism - he could be in with a shout.

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Fastest ever Town player on 12:58 - Oct 24 with 8035 viewsSuperfrans

Fastest ever Town player on 12:51 - Oct 24 by WeWereZombies

I have vague recollections of Kiwomya being featured in an article somewhere as the fastest footballer back in the early 1990s, Ian Westlake made a lot of his athleticism - he could be in with a shout.


That's 5 then, Westlake makes it 5.

The clubs should stage this as a half-time race. I'd certainly forgo the half-time ale to watch this... ;-)

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Fastest ever Town player on 13:05 - Oct 24 with 8017 viewsSwansea_Blue

Got to be Stern John or Jason Scotland.









As long as it was downhill, preferably close to vertical

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Fastest ever Town player on 13:10 - Oct 24 with 8005 viewsMedwayTractor

According to Sir Bob's biography, Beattie ran in the Powderhall sprint, a professional track event (in the days when athletics was still mostly amateur). He was, apparently, a good bet to win it, but pulled up half way down the course, seeming in pain. It turned out that the cause of his discomfort was that his wedding tackle slipped out of his jockstrap!

Two other players I remember as being fast were Lee Martin, but he couldn't seem to do much else but run in a straight line, and Mark Burchill, but he wasn't really our player.

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Fastest ever Town player on 13:15 - Oct 24 with 7988 viewsSwansea_Blue

Fastest ever Town player on 13:10 - Oct 24 by MedwayTractor

According to Sir Bob's biography, Beattie ran in the Powderhall sprint, a professional track event (in the days when athletics was still mostly amateur). He was, apparently, a good bet to win it, but pulled up half way down the course, seeming in pain. It turned out that the cause of his discomfort was that his wedding tackle slipped out of his jockstrap!

Two other players I remember as being fast were Lee Martin, but he couldn't seem to do much else but run in a straight line, and Mark Burchill, but he wasn't really our player.




Danny Haynes was another straight line sprinter. I'm sure the reason we had advertising boards around the pitch was so that he knew when to stop...

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Fastest ever Town player on 13:22 - Oct 24 with 7960 viewschicoazul

Ryan Fraser is the fastest player ive ever seen in a blue shirt.


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Fastest ever Town player on 13:39 - Oct 24 with 7906 viewsSpruceMoose

Finidi was pretty swift for a 54 year old.

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Fastest ever Town player on 14:11 - Oct 24 with 7850 viewsWeWereZombies

Fastest ever Town player on 13:39 - Oct 24 by SpruceMoose

Finidi was pretty swift for a 54 year old.


That's because Burley never gave him his payslip on Thursday like the rest of the team, had someone move around the ground on matchdays to strategic spots and then wave it where he wanted Finidi to run to...

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Fastest ever Town player on 14:39 - Oct 24 with 7805 viewsRadlett_blue

Amazing to see Louie Donowa on that list. We had him for a season or so before & he seemed an absolute carthorse.

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Fastest ever Town player on 14:49 - Oct 24 with 7785 viewsuncle

Fastest ever Town player on 13:05 - Oct 24 by Swansea_Blue

Got to be Stern John or Jason Scotland.









As long as it was downhill, preferably close to vertical


and in a vacuum
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Fastest ever Town player on 14:51 - Oct 24 with 7779 viewsmonty_radio

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