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Sing something simple 09:16 - Apr 30 with 5008 viewsWeWereZombies

Anyone remember when this would issue out from the North Stand, followed by 'you simple s0ds'?

No idea why the chant has suddenly started popping up in my head these last few days but I have mulled over the unacceptability of The Black and White Minstrel Show, even back in the seventies let alone today, compared with how well it got sung at Portman Road. I am certainly not suggesting it should be revived but the wit, and the luring in of opposition supporters, that emanated from such songs seems to be sadly lacking these days. Not to mention the singing ability and volume.

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Sing something simple on 09:28 - Apr 30 with 4954 viewsArnieM

It was
Sing something simple,
You simple TW@TS

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Sing something simple on 09:38 - Apr 30 with 4921 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Sing something simple on 09:28 - Apr 30 by ArnieM

It was
Sing something simple,
You simple TW@TS


The emphasis was on tw@t. Always made me chuckle.

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Sing something simple on 09:47 - Apr 30 with 4908 viewsGuthrum

Think we ought to revive this. A traditional ITFC song - and how many times have Ipswich driven us round the bend?


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Sing something simple on 09:59 - Apr 30 with 4881 viewsWeWereZombies

Sing something simple on 09:28 - Apr 30 by ArnieM

It was
Sing something simple,
You simple TW@TS


No one used the word 'tw@t' in that context in the early seventies, and 's0ds' fits in with the second line 'a simple song'. Think you are misremembering.

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Sing something simple on 10:06 - Apr 30 with 4875 viewsBanburyBlue

Sing something simple on 09:59 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

No one used the word 'tw@t' in that context in the early seventies, and 's0ds' fits in with the second line 'a simple song'. Think you are misremembering.


It was, without a doubt

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Sing something simple on 10:08 - Apr 30 with 4859 viewsFixed_It

Sing something simple on 10:06 - Apr 30 by BanburyBlue

It was, without a doubt


Agreed.

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Sing something simple on 10:09 - Apr 30 with 4853 viewsWeWereZombies

Sing something simple on 10:06 - Apr 30 by BanburyBlue

It was, without a doubt


It was 's0ds' or it was 'tw@ts'? Just in case I want to come back to this thread in three and a half years time...

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Sing something simple on 10:18 - Apr 30 with 4828 viewsnoggin

Sing something simple on 10:09 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

It was 's0ds' or it was 'tw@ts'? Just in case I want to come back to this thread in three and a half years time...


I always thought it was c..ts, but that might just be my vile mind.

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Sing something simple on 10:42 - Apr 30 with 4788 viewsbluefunk

Sing something simple on 10:09 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

It was 's0ds' or it was 'tw@ts'? Just in case I want to come back to this thread in three and a half years time...


I remember it but I don’t recall it being s0ds, far too polite, not tw@ts, which is too recent an insult. But you other point about songs, the inventive ones, the ones sung at the right pace, the general lack of reliance on the words Blue and Army was spot on.
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Sing something simple on 10:54 - Apr 30 with 4762 viewsNo9

Sing something simple on 09:47 - Apr 30 by Guthrum

Think we ought to revive this. A traditional ITFC song - and how many times have Ipswich driven us round the bend?



But that was always a Brum song wasn't it?
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Sing something simple on 11:38 - Apr 30 with 4722 viewsWD19

Sing something simple on 10:09 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

It was 's0ds' or it was 'tw@ts'? Just in case I want to come back to this thread in three and a half years time...


It was definitely ‘numbskulls’.
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Sing something simple on 11:41 - Apr 30 with 4717 viewsballycastle

Sing something simple on 09:59 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

No one used the word 'tw@t' in that context in the early seventies, and 's0ds' fits in with the second line 'a simple song'. Think you are misremembering.


You are incorrect, it was certainly tw@ts.
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Sing something simple on 11:52 - Apr 30 with 4706 viewsWeWereZombies

Sing something simple on 11:41 - Apr 30 by ballycastle

You are incorrect, it was certainly tw@ts.


I know what I heard, I was actually there. It was definitely not tw@ts, why would it be, no one used it as an insult back then only as a reference to a body part, it doesn't scan and it is not the subtle and deft put down that worked so well, it would have been too simple...

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Sing something simple on 12:02 - Apr 30 with 4683 viewsPJH

Sing something simple on 09:59 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

No one used the word 'tw@t' in that context in the early seventies, and 's0ds' fits in with the second line 'a simple song'. Think you are misremembering.


I remember it as tw@t too but I had Hegan rather than Crawford in my mind for the "Hancock better than Yashin" song.
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Sing something simple on 13:09 - Apr 30 with 4599 viewscolonel

Was definitely tw#ts. Was also sung elsewhere by other teams fans. As others have said was only a mild insult in those days. Can’t even spell it out now it seems for fear of causing offence.
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Sing something simple on 16:28 - Apr 30 with 4481 viewsfloridablue

Sing something simple on 11:52 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

I know what I heard, I was actually there. It was definitely not tw@ts, why would it be, no one used it as an insult back then only as a reference to a body part, it doesn't scan and it is not the subtle and deft put down that worked so well, it would have been too simple...


tw@ts is what i remember.....and i'm in my 60s!
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Sing something simple on 16:30 - Apr 30 with 4473 viewsPJH

Seems to me that at the moment there are seven tw@ts and one s@d.

As they say in Parliament, the tw@ts have it.
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Sing something simple on 16:33 - Apr 30 with 4462 viewsMeadowlark

Sing something simple on 16:28 - Apr 30 by floridablue

tw@ts is what i remember.....and i'm in my 60s!


Another vote for Tw@ts from me. I remember it well. And although I too am in my 60s there is nothing wrong with my (long-term) memory!
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Sing something simple on 17:43 - Apr 30 with 4409 viewsnoggin

Sing something simple on 16:30 - Apr 30 by PJH

Seems to me that at the moment there are seven tw@ts and one s@d.

As they say in Parliament, the tw@ts have it.


Oi, what about us c..ts?

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Sing something simple on 17:44 - Apr 30 with 4404 viewsPJH

Sing something simple on 17:43 - Apr 30 by noggin

Oi, what about us c..ts?


Yes sorry, one c..t.

tw@ts still have it.
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Sing something simple on 17:53 - Apr 30 with 4380 viewsWeWereZombies

Sing something simple on 17:44 - Apr 30 by PJH

Yes sorry, one c..t.

tw@ts still have it.


I should let it go but thus still rankles, a 'simple s0d' was a common put down back then. Think of Benny from Crossroads. Didn't he personify the entire Villa support? So what would you sing to them when their attempts at getting something more complex than 'Villa ' went awry?

But it looks like I will have to go off on my tod, maybe I will find a SWAT team to join up with...

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Sing something simple on 17:58 - Apr 30 with 4376 viewsPJH

Sing something simple on 17:53 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

I should let it go but thus still rankles, a 'simple s0d' was a common put down back then. Think of Benny from Crossroads. Didn't he personify the entire Villa support? So what would you sing to them when their attempts at getting something more complex than 'Villa ' went awry?

But it looks like I will have to go off on my tod, maybe I will find a SWAT team to join up with...


My believing that it was tw@ts is not a guarantee that I am right because I am still convinced that I sung "Hegan is better than Eusebio" even if everyone else on here says that it was "Crawford is...."

Danny Hegan was my favourite player in the mid to late 1960's so maybe that is why I sung (or thought I sung) his name.
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Sing something simple on 18:43 - Apr 30 with 4341 viewsfloridablue

Sing something simple on 17:58 - Apr 30 by PJH

My believing that it was tw@ts is not a guarantee that I am right because I am still convinced that I sung "Hegan is better than Eusebio" even if everyone else on here says that it was "Crawford is...."

Danny Hegan was my favourite player in the mid to late 1960's so maybe that is why I sung (or thought I sung) his name.


my memory of that song is most certainly Crawford, but there again I mixed up the teams in the 'onward christian solders' chant from the late 60s.
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Sing something simple on 18:45 - Apr 30 with 4335 views3_5_2

Sing something simple on 09:59 - Apr 30 by WeWereZombies

No one used the word 'tw@t' in that context in the early seventies, and 's0ds' fits in with the second line 'a simple song'. Think you are misremembering.


no sorry

it was "tw@t"

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Sing something simple on 19:22 - Apr 30 with 4287 viewsbackwaywhen

Sing something simple on 16:28 - Apr 30 by floridablue

tw@ts is what i remember.....and i'm in my 60s!


It was definitely tw@ts ... early to mid seventies song .
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