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Worst lunch ever competition 14:51 - Aug 15 with 13082 viewsBrixtonBlue

I win, surely? Today I had two almonds for lunch. Not even kidding. By order of my personal trainer last night, I had to have a big breakfast this morning... and then 2 almonds every 4 hours is all I'm allowed to eat until dinner.

I think he might've been on a wind-up.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Worst lunch ever competition on 14:54 - Aug 15 with 3179 viewsSE1blue

You've also won the worst personal trainer competition too.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 14:55 - Aug 15 with 3173 viewsReuser_is_God

Then you have the worst PT ever.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 14:56 - Aug 15 with 3165 viewsElderGrizzly

Just be careful in case he recommends £50 super-protein bangers and mash. Some idiot fell for that on here before
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Worst lunch ever competition on 14:57 - Aug 15 with 3170 viewsjontysnut

A lad I went to school with had two rounds of jam sandwiches and 4 cream crackers every day for 5 years
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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:00 - Aug 15 with 3147 viewsitfcjoe

On one of the Louis Theoux eating disorder programmes a lady, for a treat, used to lick a fruit pastille once a week, it was pretty sad really.

The 2 almonds thing seems worse than not eating at all

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:01 - Aug 15 with 3143 viewsJ2BLUE

What are you trying to achieve? What's the logic behind that?

Truly impaired.
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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:02 - Aug 15 with 3130 viewsGlebeTractor

What happens if you eat a different nut by accident?

Would he cashew out?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:03 - Aug 15 with 3127 viewsIllinoisblue

Unless you chubbed up on Haribo why would you submit to such nonsense?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:03 - Aug 15 with 3123 viewsSE1blue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:02 - Aug 15 by GlebeTractor

What happens if you eat a different nut by accident?

Would he cashew out?


He's probably pecan through his window as we speak.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:05 - Aug 15 with 3114 viewsJ2BLUE

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:02 - Aug 15 by GlebeTractor

What happens if you eat a different nut by accident?

Would he cashew out?


He'd be well pist-ach-io

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:05 - Aug 15 with 3112 viewsSE1blue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:01 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

What are you trying to achieve? What's the logic behind that?


Maybe they're are going to make a live version of Ice Age and he's auditioning to be Scrat.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:09 - Aug 15 with 3097 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Ahahaha, please tell me you’ve paid £40+ an hour for that level of ‘advice’ too?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:09 - Aug 15 with 3094 viewscaught-in-limbo

No, you won't win. Someone here will have had huel.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:16 - Aug 15 with 3067 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:01 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

What are you trying to achieve? What's the logic behind that?


Fasting.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/fasting-benefits

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:16 - Aug 15 with 3067 viewsfooters

Oh dollerz.


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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 with 3067 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:09 - Aug 15 by C_HealyIsAPleasure

Ahahaha, please tell me you’ve paid £40+ an hour for that level of ‘advice’ too?


My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:20 - Aug 15 with 3057 viewsJ2BLUE

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:16 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

Fasting.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/fasting-benefits


I regularly fast 16-18 hours. I downloaded a free app...

What's the deal with the two almonds?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:20 - Aug 15 with 3054 viewsReuser_is_God

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.


Yes, your body shape will change when you're starving yourself.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:24 - Aug 15 with 3027 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:20 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

I regularly fast 16-18 hours. I downloaded a free app...

What's the deal with the two almonds?


He said something about getting a bit of healthy fats (so not 100% fasting, but not much more).

Almonds seem to be good for various reasons. I do wonder if he got the amount wrong!

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/9-proven-benefits-of-almonds#section1

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:24 - Aug 15 with 3019 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.


Did you exercise and have 2 almonds for lunch before?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:25 - Aug 15 with 3016 viewschicoazul

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:16 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

Fasting.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/fasting-benefits


I have fasted for 14 months now and lost 3 stone, a waist size, gone up a neck size, and gone down half a shoe size, and at no point whatsoever did I only eat 2 almonds for lunch.
Eat whatever you want between the hours of 11 and 6 as long as you stay 10% under your daily recommended caloric intake. 2 almonds indeed, tut.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:25 - Aug 15 with 3017 viewsSE1blue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.


It's a good thing you're not moaning about your lunch then...

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:25 - Aug 15 with 3015 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:20 - Aug 15 by Reuser_is_God

Yes, your body shape will change when you're starving yourself.


This is literally the first time I've done it and it's for one day.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:26 - Aug 15 with 3005 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:24 - Aug 15 by C_HealyIsAPleasure

Did you exercise and have 2 almonds for lunch before?


No.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:27 - Aug 15 with 2988 viewsfooters

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:25 - Aug 15 by chicoazul

I have fasted for 14 months now and lost 3 stone, a waist size, gone up a neck size, and gone down half a shoe size, and at no point whatsoever did I only eat 2 almonds for lunch.
Eat whatever you want between the hours of 11 and 6 as long as you stay 10% under your daily recommended caloric intake. 2 almonds indeed, tut.



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