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Worst lunch ever competition 14:51 - Aug 15 with 13202 viewsBrixtonBlue

I win, surely? Today I had two almonds for lunch. Not even kidding. By order of my personal trainer last night, I had to have a big breakfast this morning... and then 2 almonds every 4 hours is all I'm allowed to eat until dinner.

I think he might've been on a wind-up.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:47 - Aug 15 with 5285 viewsSE1blue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:44 - Aug 15 by chicoazul

Just because I have abs and bicep veins at 44, doesnt mean you have to hate, just appreciate.


Are you, by any chance, a personal trainer?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:48 - Aug 15 with 5279 viewsfooters

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:44 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

What is a "dry dick loser"? I've never heard this insult.


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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:48 - Aug 15 with 5276 viewschicoazul

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:47 - Aug 15 by footers

Whatever you say, Jason.



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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:49 - Aug 15 with 5270 viewsitfcjoe

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:37 - Aug 15 by chicoazul

Just do fasting. Eat what you want between 11 and 6 but try to get your total calories in at 10% under your recommended amount. The rest of the time you can drink water still or sparkling, black coffee, black tea.



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Doesn't work when I'm going to be working out after work, and like to have dinner with my wife in the evening

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:50 - Aug 15 with 5263 viewschicoazul

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:49 - Aug 15 by itfcjoe

Doesn't work when I'm going to be working out after work, and like to have dinner with my wife in the evening


Move your window up then. Do 12pm-8pm or 1pm-9pm.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:50 - Aug 15 with 5259 viewsJ2BLUE

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:49 - Aug 15 by itfcjoe

Doesn't work when I'm going to be working out after work, and like to have dinner with my wife in the evening


It would be ideal wouldn't it? Pre gym snack, post workout shake/meal, dinner with your wife, fast, repeat?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:51 - Aug 15 with 5254 viewsJ2BLUE

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:50 - Aug 15 by chicoazul

Move your window up then. Do 12pm-8pm or 1pm-9pm.


8 hour window? Pussy.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:53 - Aug 15 with 5246 viewschicoazul

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:51 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

8 hour window? Pussy.


He's a beginner. I do 18-6. Hardcore.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:57 - Aug 15 with 5228 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:44 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

I'd be genuinely interested in the logic behind it


Haven't I already answered this?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 15:59 - Aug 15 with 5214 viewsJ2BLUE

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:57 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

Haven't I already answered this?


I'm talking about the actual benefit. Just 'fasting and healthy fats' isn't an answer.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:01 - Aug 15 with 5208 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:59 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

I'm talking about the actual benefit. Just 'fasting and healthy fats' isn't an answer.


I'd presume losing weight and/or some benefit to muscle building.

He didn't actually say, but that's what I'm paying him for.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:04 - Aug 15 with 5198 viewsJ2BLUE

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:01 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

I'd presume losing weight and/or some benefit to muscle building.

He didn't actually say, but that's what I'm paying him for.


You didn't think to ask what the benefit was when he told you this? I'd be interested in his answer if you do end up asking.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:15 - Aug 15 with 5161 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:04 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

You didn't think to ask what the benefit was when he told you this? I'd be interested in his answer if you do end up asking.


Like I said, everything is geared to fitness, muscle, bit of weight-loss (though I don't need much of this). I just laughed at the 2 almonds thing and said "ok". It was the end of my session and we were walking out after that. I guess I should've asked about specific benefits... but he just said, "I promise you'll feel great" and I left it at that.

Must admit, I haven't had the usual post-lunch slump. Feel pretty good at the moment.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:17 - Aug 15 with 5154 viewsJ2BLUE

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:15 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

Like I said, everything is geared to fitness, muscle, bit of weight-loss (though I don't need much of this). I just laughed at the 2 almonds thing and said "ok". It was the end of my session and we were walking out after that. I guess I should've asked about specific benefits... but he just said, "I promise you'll feel great" and I left it at that.

Must admit, I haven't had the usual post-lunch slump. Feel pretty good at the moment.


What does your average lunch look like when you have a slump?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:20 - Aug 15 with 5144 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:17 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

What does your average lunch look like when you have a slump?


I don't have an 'average' lunch. I work in central London, so it's whatever I fancy from the myriad of food outlets. Yesterday was a katsu curry from Yo!, the day before a chorizo and mixed pepper sourdough sandwich thing from M&S.

Doesn't everyone have a post-lunch slump, around 3-4pm?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:34 - Aug 15 with 5119 viewsJ2BLUE

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:20 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

I don't have an 'average' lunch. I work in central London, so it's whatever I fancy from the myriad of food outlets. Yesterday was a katsu curry from Yo!, the day before a chorizo and mixed pepper sourdough sandwich thing from M&S.

Doesn't everyone have a post-lunch slump, around 3-4pm?


Depends what people eat. A sandwich, crisps and a full sugar Coke then yea probably. A lunch with plenty of protein, fibre and good fats, probably not.

I had a mate who complained he always ate loads of biscuits in the afternoon. He was eating complete sh1te for lunch. A few changes and his problem was solved.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:37 - Aug 15 with 5112 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:26 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

No.


Well colour me shocked then

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:44 - Aug 15 with 5101 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:34 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE

Depends what people eat. A sandwich, crisps and a full sugar Coke then yea probably. A lunch with plenty of protein, fibre and good fats, probably not.

I had a mate who complained he always ate loads of biscuits in the afternoon. He was eating complete sh1te for lunch. A few changes and his problem was solved.


I eat the type of meals you describe (protein rich, healthy carbs and fats) and am always hungry, but then I eat 6 times a day so think my body is used to always processing food

Interestingly though said diet does pretty much the same as Dolly is looking to achieve - although I’m fairly confident that it’s actually the exercise that goes with it that makes the main difference

I’m also fairly confident that these things aren’t rocket science unless you’re after a specific body shape goal - eg. Eating healthier + regular exercise = weight loss, QED

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Worst lunch ever competition on 16:48 - Aug 15 with 5094 viewshoppy

Was one of them called Marc?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 17:15 - Aug 15 with 5058 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:37 - Aug 15 by C_HealyIsAPleasure

Well colour me shocked then


You're shocked that someone has done something for the first time?

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Worst lunch ever competition on 17:16 - Aug 15 with 5054 viewsBrixtonBlue

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:48 - Aug 15 by hoppy

Was one of them called Marc?


Groan.

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Worst lunch ever competition on 17:32 - Aug 15 with 5027 viewsEireannach_gorm

Thats just nuts!
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Worst lunch ever competition on 17:38 - Aug 15 with 5015 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Worst lunch ever competition on 17:15 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

You're shocked that someone has done something for the first time?


No, I’m shocked that starting (presumably regular) exercise and starving yourself has led to weight loss

Your PT must be a genius

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Worst lunch ever competition on 17:42 - Aug 15 with 5007 viewsSarge

Worst lunch ever competition on 16:20 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

I don't have an 'average' lunch. I work in central London, so it's whatever I fancy from the myriad of food outlets. Yesterday was a katsu curry from Yo!, the day before a chorizo and mixed pepper sourdough sandwich thing from M&S.

Doesn't everyone have a post-lunch slump, around 3-4pm?


Mine is usually from 1-4pm. My pre lunch slump usually from 9:30-12.
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Worst lunch ever competition on 18:08 - Aug 15 with 4994 viewsGuthrum

Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue

My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.


I've started eating salad a lot. Hasn't changed my body shape much, but that may be down to the half-pint of mayonnaise I put on it.

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