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List of unacceptable songs... 10:29 - Nov 30 with 6874 viewsITFC_Forever

..following on from the other thread, let's have definitive list of songs that should be struck off the play list:

- Fashanu song (obviously).
- The famous Norwich City went to Rome to see the Pope (good song ruined by the last bit).
- Any other song that includes Delia being a wh*re or dying. (although the 10 more years bit isn't offensive to her as such).
- **** is a sh**hole and I want to go home (away games).
- Ironic "we've had a shot / got the ball" when we're doing so well in general.
- Norwich City we're coming for you
- We're the left side / right side.


I'm sure there are plenty of others....

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List of unacceptable songs... on 10:31 - Nov 30 with 4181 viewsWhos_blue

Agree with all of those, though the "left side right side" was good fun at Posh!

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 10:35 - Nov 30 with 4159 viewsTRUE_BLUE123

"Weve got the ball" away at West Brom when we are 2nd in the championship.

Any song where you have to change a name to fit it in. See "Lukey Hyam"

"He's one of our own" when most of the time they aren't from Ipswich, don't support Ipswich

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List of unacceptable songs... on 10:36 - Nov 30 with 4150 viewsblueasfook

"No surrender to the IRA" - not really relevant since the Stormont agreement.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 10:38 - Nov 30 with 4136 viewshoppy

Controversial, perhaps… but “we’ve got super Kieran McKenna…” in the current rigid form… with both Woolfy and Ladapo remaining on the bench as unused subs last night, still being sung did seem a little odd?

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List of unacceptable songs... on 10:44 - Nov 30 with 4085 viewsLankHenners

Was reminded of one last night that, perhaps irrationally, really annoys me - doing the 'shhhh' thing at home.

Surely the whole point of that 'chant' is to do it away to say 'your stadium's so quiet, we're the only ones making a noise'. Doing it at home is just deadening your own atmosphere for no reason. Stupid.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 10:47 - Nov 30 with 4065 viewsartsbossbeard

My #1 pet hate is walking/standing v near someone who starts that godawful Blooooooo Army right into my ear.

Poxy chant.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 10:56 - Nov 30 with 3989 viewsITFC_Forever

And if I could time-travel back to the late 90s, the stupid little bit on the end of the Tony Mowbray song - killed the chant dead when it could run another few verses.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 11:01 - Nov 30 with 3945 viewslizzibee

List of unacceptable songs... on 10:47 - Nov 30 by artsbossbeard

My #1 pet hate is walking/standing v near someone who starts that godawful Blooooooo Army right into my ear.

Poxy chant.


Thank goodness someone else has said this - it really grates me. At the Fulham home game there was a newbie bloke near us who did that the whole game (on his own) - wasn't annoying in the least!
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List of unacceptable songs... on 11:09 - Nov 30 with 3890 viewsblueasfook

List of unacceptable songs... on 10:56 - Nov 30 by ITFC_Forever

And if I could time-travel back to the late 90s, the stupid little bit on the end of the Tony Mowbray song - killed the chant dead when it could run another few verses.


Can't quite remember that one now. Something about "arm up, you're offside" or something wasn't it?

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List of unacceptable songs... on 11:14 - Nov 30 with 3852 viewsNthQldITFC

List of unacceptable songs... on 11:09 - Nov 30 by blueasfook

Can't quite remember that one now. Something about "arm up, you're offside" or something wasn't it?


"Ohhh Tony Mowbray,
Ohhh Tony Mowbray,
Ohhh Tony Mowbray,
Arm up, flag up, you're offside,
Duh, duddle-uh-duh-duh, duh-duh, Oi!"


Borrowed from Tony Adams, duh, duddle-uh-duh-duh, duh-duh, oi!

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List of unacceptable songs... on 11:16 - Nov 30 with 3797 viewsblueasfook

List of unacceptable songs... on 11:14 - Nov 30 by NthQldITFC

"Ohhh Tony Mowbray,
Ohhh Tony Mowbray,
Ohhh Tony Mowbray,
Arm up, flag up, you're offside,
Duh, duddle-uh-duh-duh, duh-duh, Oi!"


Borrowed from Tony Adams, duh, duddle-uh-duh-duh, duh-duh, oi!


Yeah that's the one! Well remembered!

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List of unacceptable songs... on 11:17 - Nov 30 with 3794 viewsITFC_Forever

List of unacceptable songs... on 11:09 - Nov 30 by blueasfook

Can't quite remember that one now. Something about "arm up, you're offside" or something wasn't it?


The duhs after "you're offside".

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List of unacceptable songs... on 11:18 - Nov 30 with 3779 viewsITFC_Forever

And while I'm at it.... people really should make more of an effort to learn the other verses of EEJB. Another song that stops dead in its tracks because people are morons.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 11:43 - Nov 30 with 3662 viewswitchdoctor

List of unacceptable songs... on 10:38 - Nov 30 by hoppy

Controversial, perhaps… but “we’ve got super Kieran McKenna…” in the current rigid form… with both Woolfy and Ladapo remaining on the bench as unused subs last night, still being sung did seem a little odd?


grinds my gears also…
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List of unacceptable songs... on 11:56 - Nov 30 with 3614 viewsblueislander

List of unacceptable songs... on 10:36 - Nov 30 by blueasfook

"No surrender to the IRA" - not really relevant since the Stormont agreement.


There was a chant of “we are the IRA” followed by “the Ipswich Republican Army”
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List of unacceptable songs... on 12:42 - Nov 30 with 3507 viewspetieboy2011

Not necessarily unacceptable, but changing the lyrics to the We've got 'Super Kieron McKenna chant' from 'Ladapo in attack' is a must. He rarely plays and when he does he is unenthusiastic and looks unfit.

One I hate is "You're only here for the Ipswich" at away games. I dont sing it because I am only there for the Ipswich!!
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List of unacceptable songs... on 12:46 - Nov 30 with 3476 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

You're Beautiful by James Blunt.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 12:47 - Nov 30 with 3459 viewshoppy

List of unacceptable songs... on 12:46 - Nov 30 by The_Flashing_Smile

You're Beautiful by James Blunt.


You spelled "Anything" wrongly.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 13:14 - Nov 30 with 3384 viewsTheBoyBlue

So from this thread I gather that we should just sit in silence.

Obviously we shouldn't be singing the downright offensive ones (the Fashanu one, Delia is a w****, etc), but otherwise we ought to be making as much noise as possible around the stadium. I don't care about what the song is, generate some noise! I know it was cold last night and lots of gloves, but sitting in the Magnus upper at the Alf Ramsey end it was pitiful the amount of indifference there seemed around me towards some of the best football and commitment we've seen at this club for decades. Barely a shrug of a shoulder and a smattering of half-hearted claps.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 13:14 - Nov 30 with 3386 viewsParky

Absolutely nothing wrong with the second one, got a good rendition last night. She’s a whoreeee.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 14:13 - Nov 30 with 3200 viewsITFC_Forever

List of unacceptable songs... on 13:14 - Nov 30 by Parky

Absolutely nothing wrong with the second one, got a good rendition last night. She’s a whoreeee.


It was pretty quiet last night.

We usually help the atmosphere along in the SBRL along with the lads in front of us, but they weren't there last night to help things along.

Edit: Replied to the wrong post.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 14:26 - Nov 30 with 3135 viewsFrimleyBlue

Songs that have the name of players sat on the bench in them.

Waka waka eh eh
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List of unacceptable songs... on 14:31 - Nov 30 with 3117 viewsSteve_M

Here's one:

They called us the Tractor boys - new original song suggestion by satsuma 30 Nov 2023 13:11
They called us the Tractor boys, because they think we're s*t
Backwards f*ers with no internet

They laughed at our culture
Laughed at our ploughs
But none of those f*ers are laughing now

We're Ipswich..... Ipswich Town,
And we kept singing when we went down

Ipswich..... Ipswich Town
Six fingered inbreds
Backwater town

THEY CALLED US THE TRACTTTTOOORRRBOYYYS, because they think we're sh*t.... (repeat)


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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:19 - Nov 30 with 2911 viewsnoubledooble

List of unacceptable songs... on 14:26 - Nov 30 by FrimleyBlue

Songs that have the name of players sat on the bench in them.


No one will hear you from your sofa sing what you want 🤣
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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:23 - Nov 30 with 2890 viewsFrimleyBlue

List of unacceptable songs... on 16:19 - Nov 30 by noubledooble

No one will hear you from your sofa sing what you want 🤣


Hang on.
















Haha

Waka waka eh eh
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