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Anyone want a laugh? 10:05 - Apr 29 with 4539 viewstextbackup

Spent, what, 22/23 years for this moment, 4 points away from going back to the PL…

Only to fall off my roof yesterday, end up in hospital with a fractured spine… facing 6 weeks in a body brace, unable to go to Coventry and unsure if PR on Saturday is a wise choice. (Although I have a mate that sits in the disable section with his boy, so he has kindly offered to swap seats, I’m directly next to that anyway)

(Before you ask, all tickets will be taken if I can’t 😂)

Moral of the story, when the family go out, be lazy, don’t try and be productive and clean the roof lantern… 😂😂


Atleast I got Hull in though, swings and roundabouts innit.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 11:11 - Apr 29 with 1023 viewsusm

Bluddy Hell Texters, take it easy.
There are things more important than ITFC, apparently.
Hudds could be an up and downer - in several senses - so may not be the best place for you to be.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 11:28 - Apr 29 with 995 viewsKeno

Jeez!! sound very painful!!

at least you have your 'friends' on TWTD to keep your spirits up in the coming days

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Anyone want a laugh? on 11:44 - Apr 29 with 970 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 11:11 - Apr 29 by BlueBadger

Definitely have a grumble about the drink thing there. Take care, get well soon and *really* don't make yourself worse by going all out to get to PR Saturday.
Be like KM - if you're not sure, don't play!


Packed a couple of bottles of water, so tucked into them.
Can’t really complain, this was my fault, and as you know the poor nurses have enough to worry about!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 11:46 - Apr 29 with 957 viewsleitrimblue

Anyone want a laugh? on 11:11 - Apr 29 by BlueBadger

Definitely have a grumble about the drink thing there. Take care, get well soon and *really* don't make yourself worse by going all out to get to PR Saturday.
Be like KM - if you're not sure, don't play!


I like to imagine the 1 drink is a large bucket of cheap wine and a long straw
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Anyone want a laugh? on 11:49 - Apr 29 with 943 viewsKropotkin123

Hope you have a full and speedy recovery

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Anyone want a laugh? on 12:06 - Apr 29 with 907 viewsBlueBadger

Anyone want a laugh? on 11:44 - Apr 29 by textbackup

Packed a couple of bottles of water, so tucked into them.
Can’t really complain, this was my fault, and as you know the poor nurses have enough to worry about!


Seriously, my job would be about a thousand times easier if people would just give patients drinks and fooking chart them.

It's essential care, in my book.
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Anyone want a laugh? on 12:11 - Apr 29 with 887 viewsWarkysgonnagetyou

Blimey fella, you went to Hull, then did a Rod Hull! - Get well Soon
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Anyone want a laugh? on 12:23 - Apr 29 with 870 viewsPlums

Jeez, we're lucky you're still with us. Take care and you now have multiple meanings for your username.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 12:26 - Apr 29 with 865 viewsIllinoisblue

Club should make you mascot for the Hudds game and have Morsy push you out in a wheelchair. Take it easy!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 12:27 - Apr 29 with 851 viewsPrideOfTheEast

Jesus mate - glad not worse than it is and what else can you do but laugh! You’ll be fine for the big push towards the super league.
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Anyone want a laugh? on 12:29 - Apr 29 with 833 viewschicoazul

Get well soon texters

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Anyone want a laugh? on 12:29 - Apr 29 with 840 viewsGlasgowBlue

FFS Texters. Get well soon mate.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 13:28 - Apr 29 with 774 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 12:26 - Apr 29 by Illinoisblue

Club should make you mascot for the Hudds game and have Morsy push you out in a wheelchair. Take it easy!


If you could all tweet the club with this suggestion it would be great 😂

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Anyone want a laugh? on 14:10 - Apr 29 with 712 viewsBlueBoots

Anyone want a laugh? on 12:11 - Apr 29 by Warkysgonnagetyou

Blimey fella, you went to Hull, then did a Rod Hull! - Get well Soon


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How did a draw between Manchester United and Inter Milan lead to Hull going down?

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Anyone want a laugh? on 14:13 - Apr 29 with 705 viewsBlueBoots

Get well soon, matey - tune to help with your recovery


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Anyone want a laugh? on 17:09 - Apr 29 with 616 viewsfactual_blue

Anyone want a laugh? on 14:13 - Apr 29 by BlueBoots

Get well soon, matey - tune to help with your recovery





Safe recovery Texters.
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Anyone want a laugh? on 17:29 - Apr 29 with 589 viewsstrikalite

Christ mate talk about timing...

First things first, i hope they've got Sky rigged up for you tomorrow night!??
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Anyone want a laugh? on 17:38 - Apr 29 with 572 viewsbaxterbasics

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:24 - Apr 29 by giant_stow

What a pisser - you poor sod. Almost makes me hope you get a promotion to make up for it.


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Anyone want a laugh? on 17:45 - Apr 29 with 547 viewsblueasfook

Blimey mate. Good it's not too serious. I wouldn't even try to get up on my roof. Hell no, I'm paying someone to do that.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 17:47 - Apr 29 with 538 viewsITFC_Forever

FFS, that’s awful luck…. Get well soon mate!

That will teach you to do DIY after not getting in until 2.30 in the morning!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 17:51 - Apr 29 with 509 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Blimey texters sh*t luck that - although I suppose in some ways it could’ve been a lot lot worse.

Wish you better

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Anyone want a laugh? on 18:04 - Apr 29 with 471 viewsmonkeymagic

All the best for a full and speedy recovery. This incident might just be a good omen….I broke my leg just before the play off final and didn’t want to risk further damage by attending on crutches. I often give credit to myself for inspiring the win by selflessly passing my ticket on : as I wasn’t exactly a lucky charm in many prior play off campaigns, right back to the first one against Charlton. As ‘luck’ would have it, I can’t go tomorrow or Saturday either. COYFB.
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Anyone want a laugh? on 18:06 - Apr 29 with 469 viewsHeathlander

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:11 - Apr 29 by textbackup

Not a single mark or scratch on any part of body… back took full impact… seriously lucky 😀


Maybe change user name to F@@kbackup.

Sorry to hear it though. What incredibly bad timing. Get well soon.
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Anyone want a laugh? on 18:07 - Apr 29 with 462 viewsnodge_blue

Wow - and I was moaning at tearing my calf muscle.

Hope you get better soon - sounds nasty.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 18:32 - Apr 29 with 432 viewsMK1

Try and look after yourself mate. Saturday could get a bit pushy, so definitely take up your mates offer.
Take care and hope all mend up well.
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