| Question. 09:31 - Apr 25 with 4536 views | BlueBadger |
It's my birthday today and I'm stuck home waiting on a plumber. What time is it acceptable to start drinking even if he hasn't turned up? |  |
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| Question. on 09:33 - Apr 25 with 2831 views | WD19 |
Rather depends on whether he is planning on disconnecting your toilet when he turns up.
That said, if you have a bucket, sink and/or garden handy i would say 09:34. |  | | |
| Question. on 09:36 - Apr 25 with 2821 views | StokieBlue |
Happy Birthday.
SB |  |
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| Question. on 09:36 - Apr 25 with 2822 views | ITFC1983 |
It is past the yard arm somewhere in the world, so go for it!
Even if he does turn up you aren't going to need to hold his wrench (so to speak) so doesn't matter if you are on your way to merryville... |  |
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| Question. on 09:37 - Apr 25 with 2821 views | BlueBadger |
| Question. on 09:33 - Apr 25 by WD19 |
Rather depends on whether he is planning on disconnecting your toilet when he turns up.
That said, if you have a bucket, sink and/or garden handy i would say 09:34. |
In theory, it's to sort out a dribbly mixer tap in the kitchen. He pitched up yesterday, had a look at it and said 'It's not a washer, I'll just nip into town for a couple of parts' and hasn't been seen since. [Post edited 25 Apr 2017 9:41]
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| Question. on 09:37 - Apr 25 with 2820 views | BlueBadger |
| Question. on 09:36 - Apr 25 by StokieBlue |
Happy Birthday.
SB |
No, it's MY birthday, not SB's... | |
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| Question. on 09:38 - Apr 25 with 2813 views | StokieBlue |
| Question. on 09:37 - Apr 25 by BlueBadger |
No, it's MY birthday, not SB's... |
It's mine soon!
SB | |
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| Question. on 09:54 - Apr 25 with 2783 views | SWGF |
| Question. on 09:37 - Apr 25 by BlueBadger |
No, it's MY birthday, not SB's... |
So happy birthday MY, (not SB).
Why are we using initials?
BR,
SWGF |  |
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| Question. on 09:54 - Apr 25 with 2787 views | Guthrum |
Merry birthday, Badgers!
It's considered polite to at least remain capable of answering the door until such time as he arrives. |  |
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| Question. on 10:12 - Apr 25 with 2746 views | BlueBadger |
| Question. on 09:54 - Apr 25 by Guthrum |
Merry birthday, Badgers!
It's considered polite to at least remain capable of answering the door until such time as he arrives. |
Update: he's turned up, looked at it and gone 'oops wrong part' and sodded off again. | |
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| Question. on 10:21 - Apr 25 with 2725 views | Guthrum |
| Question. on 10:12 - Apr 25 by BlueBadger |
Update: he's turned up, looked at it and gone 'oops wrong part' and sodded off again. |
Marvellous. Presumably a cartridge (quarter turn for full flow) rather than old-style valves and washers. | |
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| Question. on 10:22 - Apr 25 with 2720 views | jeera |
Sounds like a low budget porn film. |  |
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| Question. on 10:23 - Apr 25 with 2719 views | jeera |
Happy birthday.
Do yourself a full on brunch then get on the beer.
Or visa versa. | |
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| Question. on 10:34 - Apr 25 with 2689 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Question. on 09:38 - Apr 25 by StokieBlue |
It's mine soon!
SB |
Me too! I'm planning on having one within the next 12 months.
It's a small world.
SBtoo |  |
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| Question. on 10:40 - Apr 25 with 2683 views | NewcyBlue |
Badger gets a kiss? You really want to save the NHS
Happy Birthday Badger! |  |
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| Question. on 10:47 - Apr 25 with 2677 views | BlueBadger |
| Question. on 10:21 - Apr 25 by Guthrum |
Marvellous. Presumably a cartridge (quarter turn for full flow) rather than old-style valves and washers. |
It's now fixed. Had a mildly entertaining five minutes watching him getting soaked working out airlocks in the pipes. | |
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| Question. on 12:35 - Apr 25 with 2608 views | BlueBadger |
| Question. on 10:40 - Apr 25 by NewcyBlue |
Badger gets a kiss? You really want to save the NHS
Happy Birthday Badger! |
Best offer I'll get all day. | |
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| Question. on 12:39 - Apr 25 with 2598 views | FenboyBlue |
This is the Day,
You taps will surely change,
This is the Day,
When pipes fall into place. |  | | |
| Question. on 12:40 - Apr 25 with 2598 views | The_Romford_Blue |
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to Badger
Happy birthday to you
Hip hip - hooooray
Hip hip - hooooray
Hip hip - hooooray |  |
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| Question. on 12:35 - Apr 25 by BlueBadger |
Best offer I'll get all day. |
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| Question. on 13:26 - Apr 25 with 2558 views | J2BLUE |
Happy birthday despite your thinly veiled it's my birthday thread! |  |
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| Question. on 13:31 - Apr 25 with 2553 views | The_Romford_Grandad |
happy birthday badger
my grandson is round at the minute doing my garden, I can send him round after if you like? he'll charge you 2 hot dogs | | | |
| Question. on 13:32 - Apr 25 with 2556 views | The_Romford_Grandad |
| Question. on 12:40 - Apr 25 by The_Romford_Blue |
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to Badger
Happy birthday to you
Hip hip - hooooray
Hip hip - hooooray
Hip hip - hooooray |
mow my lawn you scrote | | | |
| Question. on 13:32 - Apr 25 with 2549 views | J2BLUE |
| Question. on 13:31 - Apr 25 by The_Romford_Grandad |
happy birthday badger
my grandson is round at the minute doing my garden, I can send him round after if you like? he'll charge you 2 hot dogs |
He's ripping his nan off for £30 and a roast as well. | |
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| Question. on 13:33 - Apr 25 with 2540 views | The_Romford_Grandad |
| Question. on 13:32 - Apr 25 by J2BLUE |
He's ripping his nan off for £30 and a roast as well. |
no way is he getting 30 quid his talking rubbish | | | |
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