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Comment | Keane: Result Was Fair
at 11:38:11
Morning GITS (copyright B Smallpiece 2009). Hurrah for the TownFan! Who can argue with his/her reasonable view? Last season Town had an exceptional start. This season they have had an exceptional start of a different kind. But it is difficult to see the final outcome in May next year being any different to this year's. I no longer have a season ticket and watch from afar. The idea of paying a pile to endure the poor quality on offer sticks in my craw. Enriching a shifty ticket tout owner or a talentless, dull manager doesn't do it for me. I will not go back to PR so long as the present ghastly regime remains in place. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | TWTD Poker Tournament
at 14:22:58
Whole bunch of blatant advertisers on here pretending to be Town supporters. Pull the other one friends! Town fans are far too sensible to fall for it. However I like a game. And am always to be found in the Cock and Bull in the town centre of a Thursday with a deck and an impenetrable gaze waiting for the gullible. Fifty quid blind and no spitting. |
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Comment | TWTD Poker Tournament
at 16:45:39
Cor! Imagine playing at the same table as the Town management team! A bloke with a bag over his head; a miserable, menacing Mick with his hands thrust into his pockets; and a nice-but-dim geezer in cravat and Hush Puppies, ready for the taking. Pass me the cards! |
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Comment | TWTD Poker Tournament
at 16:27:38
Cor! Imagine playing at the same table as the Town management team! A bloke with a bag over his head; a miserable, menacing Mick with his hands thrust into his pockets; and a nice-but-dim geezer in cravat and Hush Puppies, ready for the taking. Pass me the cards! |
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Comment | Clegg: No Transfer Tensions
at 10:22:56
Reminder of earlier prediction. Keano will walk around October time, citing lack of resources and differences with the owner. The Ticket Tout is skint and being chased by a pack of lawyers and will be exposed as being unfit to own a club. The General is an irrelevant yesman and will....well, who cares what he does? This nasty little trio are soiling the reputation of a great and hitherto widely-respected club. |
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Comment | Scotland Unbelievably Close to Ipswich?
at 12:33:52
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador).Dad's Army. We have Godfrey (Kennedy) and Walker (Edwards), Pike (Wickham) and now Fraser. Mainwaring (the General) and Wilson (Keano) are already in place. Just Jonesy to find and then let's all await the hilarity! First episode of the comedy Saturday at three. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Cardiff Defender Linked
at 12:44:21
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador). Old Keano had a decent goulash a while back round at Priskin's gaffe. Now he's obsessed with Hungary. Someone (and I am he) ought to tell him that Hungarian names are largely unpronounceable and murder for Brenner Woolley on a Saturday after lunch. Town have got enough of them anyway in the skinny form of Tamas. How about Martin and Priskin as a strike force to put the wind up the opposition? They sure put the breeze up me. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Arsenal Linked With Wickham Move
at 12:51:58
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador). The Invisible Man, who is skint, will bite their arm off. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Town Set to Play Irish Friendly
at 13:28:47
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador). Rather be in Brighton than Ohio! Ohio. The Rust Belt. Bit like someone from middle America going to Ipswich for a holiday. Grim thought. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Thirteen Still Civelli\'s Lucky Number
at 11:13:06
Ciao GITS (copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador)! We Smallpieces are generally not ones for pointing out shortcomings, but sometimes it's unavoidable. A person from the Argentine Republic is an Argentine. Luca Civelli is indeed an Argentine, but one of Italian descent. A gaucho is one of those jolly old Argentine cowboys who ride the pampas all day with chaps clinging to their legs! FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Thirteen Still Civelli\'s Lucky Number
at 10:32:34
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador).Does this Italian Gaucho geezer really use words like gaffer? No-one else does. Next thing you know he'll be coming out with other obscure slang like 'I'm not much cop at football'. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Town Net Six at Histon
at 08:45:34
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador). What are we all worrying about??!! Town are thrashing all-comers! Bring on next season! Message to the deluded about Civelli. He played half a dozen senior games before his injury. In those games he did nothing and showed no particular talent. That was explained away at the time as being the effect of settling into a new country and a tough league. The chances of him contributing significantly in the months ahead are virtually nil (Town fans are familiar with that word). And to the Wickham deluded: a 17-year old, decent player though he be, ain't going to lead the line next season. He'll be a useful sub, playing a few full games. That's all. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Keane Frustrated at Failure to Land Signings
at 17:34:25
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador). For once Keano is justified in his comments. The fact is that Evans is skint and has told Keano there's no cash for purchases. No other club wants to buy the rubbish Keano has to sell, so no money is forthcoming from that direction. General Clegg has nothing to do with this. He is a yes-man with no influence and is probably beginning to regret his association with the owner now the truth about the man is beginning to emerge. No wonder Evans walks around with a bag over his head and keeps his address quiet. There's a van load of lawyers on his tail. Prediction: Keano will resign early in the season, citing lack of resources and owner interference; the General will jump ship and the Evans character will be shown to be unfit to own a football club. More cringing for Sheepshanks, whose incompetence weakened the club and made it vulnerable to this exploitation. |
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Comment | Keane: Pre-Season Priorities Fitness and a Settled Side
at 11:33:21
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece. Christchurch Park). Forgotten the jolly old password! Anyone help? FORK! POMS! COYB! 2010/11 worst season in Town's history? Get evens at Smallpiececrazyodds.com! |
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Comment | Town Begin Season At Middlesbrough
at 12:01:40
Mother to small boy: ''If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! It's Chops! Not Cops. Chops! Now, say after me a hundred times: Chops!
Small boy: Cops....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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Comment | Town Begin Season At Middlesbrough
at 11:49:56
Morning GITS(copyright G Smallpiece San Salvador)! Incisive piece of writing from TWTD, reading out a list of fixtures. I can tell you all exclusively that Keano is working hard in preparation for the new season. In fact, he began this work straight after the delicious performance against SheffU. His main focus is flogging Boy Wonder. The 'Lamb' Cops thing is all hype. I have full confidence in Keano. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Smith Wins Cap in New Zealand Defeat
at 13:56:07
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece Valparaiso)! British to the core but I've always supported NZ before all others. Who can forget Pinetree Meads on the charge, Sid Going's sideburns and Dan Carter leaving the pansy Jonny in his wake? Don't know this Smith bloke though. FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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Comment | Rodgers Holds Town Talks
at 11:53:11
Morning GITS (copyright G Smallpiece Delaware). There's definitely a lot to do when you run a small football team. Watching training (not taking it), watching player videos, collecting your wages etc etc. It's tiring just to think about it. So let's have several assistants. What became of the chubby-chopped Mr McParland, whom Town signed at the end of November last year to provide help to Keano? I believe he may have had a hip replacement and I am sure we all wish him a speedy recovery. Surely, though, he can still advise our friend the Celt! FORK! POMS! COYB! |
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