I’ve been out since 12 midday, plenty of pints of IPA consumed and a lot of convenience food along the way. I’ve just got into bed next to my sleeping wife and I’ve let rip.... I can’t defend myself, it absolutely hums, possibility one of the worst smelling farts I’ve ever done, almost ashamed.
I’m not confident I’ll make it through the night without either waking her up through the sheer putrid stench im producing or potentially worse still I’ll crap myself
Either which way, i wish you miserable fecks a merry Christmas and happy new year |  |
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