Dunno what to think there really. It's certainly a funny one with some contradictory points.
On one hand it says that "In the vicinity of a black hole, small bodies that approach it will melt as a result of heating from the background accretion of gas from the interstellar medium onto the black hole,"
But then takes a rather different view that "others think the TNOs may just be tugging on each other". That certainly sounds much friendlier.
"Putative black holes" and "objects being gobbled".
This piece has Keno puns written all over it.
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