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Whose Line is it anyway?
at 21:56 13 Aug 2021

Welcome to the popular Improv show.

First up, I'd like you to respond to the defeat of Arsenal by Brentford in the guise of a TWTD Flouncer.

Get rid of the owner.
Sack the board
Sack the manager
Sack the coaches
Shoot the strikers
Shoot the midfield
Hang the defenders
String up the goalie
Nuke London
Kill everyone in the entire world

Good effort. I can only give you 6/10 as no-one flounces like a TWTD Flouncer.
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Has the bloody hamster fallen asleep again?
at 11:43 7 Aug 2021

Give him a kick Gav.
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No sign of Eric
at 18:29 6 Aug 2021

So I'll start the Friday night music thread.
Due respect to Gamechanger and I think we all agree we got a good ting going.

[Post edited 6 Aug 18:30]
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Apparently the Internet is down?????
at 17:58 22 Jul 2021

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/internet-down-live-updates-major-outa

So the question is why is TWTD still working?

Spooky.
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What could possibly go wrong?
at 12:54 22 Jul 2021

From the BBC.

Business Secretary Kwasi Kwateng said the government was "concerned about instances of shortages".

"I don't want people to get the impression that every shelf in every supermarket is bare - that is not the case but we are certainly concerned about instances of shortages, we are looking at the supply chains of critical industries and we are reviewing that situation," he added.

I'm off to the shops with a 'You can take this toilet roll from my cold dead hands' attitude.
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What's the order of these words and phrases?
at 14:53 20 Jul 2021

Interested in.
Target.
In Contact with.
Keeping close tabs on.
Enquired.
Imminent.
Rumours have it.
A comment on twitter said.
Strongly linked.
Done deal.

Or are they all just another way of saying that haven't a scoobie-doo?
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War has been declared
at 14:02 20 Jul 2021

I'm not sure if it's just sabre-rattling or a pre-emptive strike that misfired.

A completely unwarranted attack on my air-space has just taken place by a large buzzy thing. The patio doors were open because Smoker believes in open borders. However, I am only in my boxers and it seems the Buzzies took the opportunity to attack me when my defences were down.

The attack was short-lived but this has now prompted me to increase the Military budget in order to buy an anti-missile defence system.
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Gone in 60 seconds
at 12:07 20 Jul 2021

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Gatracticos
at 01:56 18 Jul 2021

Just read an article on Football365 and this word cropped up.

"Scott Fraser ..... is the ultimate League One star to add to the Gatracticos that Ipswich are putting together"

A play on the spanish Galacticos but as we're the tractor boys - getit?

Some people have no shame.

https://www.football365.com/news/opinion-ipswich-town-reputation-league-one-favo
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Carl Sagan
at 09:28 13 Jul 2021

Short clip of him in 1990's predicting the future.



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You had ONE job!!! (n/t)
at 22:50 11 Jul 2021

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Refs Dutch
at 20:00 11 Jul 2021

Linesmen and 4th Official are German.
They're not going to hold Brexit against us are they?
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10/11 odds on penalty shoot-out
at 22:32 6 Jul 2021

Both teams on 10/11 odds.
Spot the dividend for the bookies.
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WTF
at 19:42 3 Jul 2021

BBC1 isn't showing Wimbledon!!!!

The world has gone mad.
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Ed Sheeran standing next to Beckham
at 18:54 29 Jun 2021

How on earth does this quiet lad from Suffolk manage to do this?
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What's that spectator doing on the pitch?
at 17:34 29 Jun 2021

Oh, it's Harry Kane.
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81 years and 1 day ago
at 20:10 15 Jun 2021

German troops entered Paris.
If France had a proper Tabloid press they'd be going LARGE on this, but nothing. It's just a footy match.
It's a cultural thing and we really need to look at ourselves 'cos this is the way to behave.
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Braveheart revisited
at 16:36 14 Jun 2021

Boris. You can take our lives.......

(you've certainly done that with your mismanagemet of the pandemic)

....but you'll never take our Freedom (day).

(Looks like you're taking that too).
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Italy to win Euro2020
at 22:01 11 Jun 2021

Best team I've seen so far - by a mile.
They're gonna walk this tourno.
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Ring of fire
at 20:26 10 Jun 2021

No, not the one that burns after a hot curry.
This one. Anyone see it. Cloudy where I was.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-57430146
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