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The UK's Track and Trace Scheme
at 09:21 28 May 2020

OK, I thought maybe I'd crossed the line there but publish and be damned.

In my defence, whatabout Trump? He gets away with worse.
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It wasn't a party....
at 09:10 28 May 2020

Pointofblue has nailed it.
Have a BBQ and invite an optician.
They all came round to have their eyes checked.
Job done.
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The UK's Track and Trace Scheme
at 09:03 28 May 2020

We need an easy visual way of spotting those with coronavirus who have been told to self-isolate.
Neighbours of these people could then keep an eye on them to make sure they stick to the rules.
How about a painted symbol on their front door and perhaps some sort of marking on their clothing to identify them?
I'm sure this has been done before but can't remember what the outcome was.
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How to priorise
at 08:55 28 May 2020

How about the final whistle? Everyone filing out respecting the 2m would take a seriously long time. People would be outside the ground waiting for family members so all I see is a massive crowd management problem for the police.
If you took your child to the match, would they have to sit apart from their parent(s)?
Whatever is decided can easily be picked apart.
I'm glad it's someone elses problem to solve but sad that those who will decide (EFL) aren't really up to the job
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UK government paying for favourable media coverage
at 08:43 28 May 2020

Shirley you've seen the begging pop-ups on the Guardian website for donations and subscriptions?
They need cash and these placed articles pull in about 50 grand.

Edit: It's Surely not Shirley - damn autocorrect.
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How to priorise
at 08:40 28 May 2020

100% agree.
Touting will be a big problem if tickets are limited.
I'm thinking more of the Premier League teams than ITFC.
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How to priorise
at 08:33 28 May 2020

ITFC needs the cash.
Sell all seats on Ebay to the highest bidder.
Marcus wouldn't do that would he?
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UK government paying for favourable media coverage
at 08:30 28 May 2020

At least these articles were readable and not....

Have a Small Business and want some cash?
Page 27 will blow your mind.
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If The Guardian or The Mirror has something up their sleeve now may be the time
at 08:24 28 May 2020

Cummings wife writes for the Spectator.
She wrote a 'diary' article during April that seems to leave out the Durham trip and place the Cummings family in London. Ipsos have had 2000+ complaints about the inaccuracy of this article because of what we now know.
However, a small 1"x2" apology and correction buried on page 27 is all that will come of that.
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UK government paying for favourable media coverage
at 08:16 28 May 2020

The Guardian and Daily Mail have both printed similar Government sponsored articles. Both articles encourage businesses to apply for government support.
That's a good thing but it raises a question.
Has the government conceded that peoples trust in them has eroded so much that they have to place infomercials in newspapers.
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So from tomorrow
at 18:36 27 May 2020

You have to ask yourself what would Jesus do?
Scrub that.
What would Demonic do?
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Full Fact have done the Cummings press conference
at 18:33 27 May 2020

I've just read that Dominic Cummings isn't trending on twitter because his name is blocked by the porn filter.
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Anybody else used lockdown to get into shape
at 17:08 26 May 2020

Being old hasn't convinced the yoof of today to give up the "Give up this seat to the elderly" seat on public transport.
So, I've gone for the old AND pregnant look. I think I've achieved a Jockey Wilson gut, but now we're being told to avoid public transport.
My day will come - I will have that seat.
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Gove on BBC Breakfast now
at 09:03 26 May 2020

As the main strategists of the Vote Leave group, both Gove and Cummings were directly involved in the 350m for the NHS slogan on that bus.
They twisted the facts then and have this time.
They can't help themselves, it's what weasels do.
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Cummings, Dominic
at 22:52 23 May 2020

You fools.
Cummings is the modern day equivalent of Herman Goering.
When Phil and Gav cough up your details you'll all be mysteriously vanished like 12th Man was.

Hang on....there's someone at the door.
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brexiteers hit another of their targets
at 09:33 22 May 2020

My opinion is that Racism was definitely a factor when people voted for Brexit.
I have related this before.
Our local pub racists face dropped when I pointed out that white christians from the EU would be stopped but not non-white non-christians from commonwealth and former commonwealth countries.
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Lap top security
at 10:41 21 May 2020

If you think you would feel safer with some sort of extra security then try AVAST antivirus. It's free.
However, they will badger you with messages to try to get you to buy their professional suite. Don't bother.
One of the messages is that 11 programs are slowing your PC and click here to see them. It tells you that you have to upgrade to the professional version to get that information.
On inspection, 10 are essential to run the PC and there is only one uneccessary program that is slowing your PC and that is the Avast antivirus software.
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Sarfend - Where’s Wally - Covid Edition
at 20:21 20 May 2020

Sarfend has a poor beach compared to the beaches near Swansea + Gower.
How are they faring re visitor numbers?
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Government are trialing noise cameras for vehicles
at 20:09 20 May 2020

and Grayling resigned in July 2019.
However, June 2019 + 7 months means the trial is over.
What were the results?
We should ask the new Transport secretary, Grant Shapps????
You couldn't make it up.
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When the going gets tough, give out a knighthood ...
at 11:25 20 May 2020

Word is that Boris isn't doing PMQ's today. Sending a Toadie in his place.
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