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Waiting for a bus
at 16:41 13 Aug 2022

You wait all that time for a bus (sub) and 3 come at once.


All-white Women Euro 2022 team
at 22:42 28 Jul 2022

Hmmm. Is this a thing?
Is the team racist?
We have a centre forward called White - is that the slam dunk obvious fact that says Yes - we are a racist team.
Alex Scott is part of the BBC team of presenters so does that mean no (??).
[Post edited 28 Jul 22:42]
Big Oil
at 22:08 28 Jul 2022

Just watched the 2nd episode.
The TV is OK despite what I threw at it.
Exxon Mobil are evil.
Koch Industries are evil.
All US coal, Oil and Gas industries are evil.
They were making a fortune, yet they had to make sure that they continued to make excessive profits by bullying and shouting the loudest that the science wasn't settled. It was 99% settled but because there was 1% doubt, that meant Global warming might be true but you couldn't 100% prove it was the fault of fossil fuels.
Absolute C units.
Tax Cut stunts
at 18:04 24 Jul 2022

Just read an article in the Guardian.

Try saying that in a hurry.
Labour calling for Vote of No confidence in Johnson
at 09:16 12 Jul 2022

I think this is tactically a clever idea.
All those Tories who have shown they had no confidence in him and then pushed him out will have to vote on it again.
What will they vote this time?
Vote of confidence in Johnson says they're hypocrites.
Vote of no confidence might trigger a general election just when they're down in the polls.
It's a dilemma.
Tour de Denmark
at 19:54 30 Jun 2022

Just kidding.
It's Tour de France time for the next 3 weeks and it starts in Copenhagen.
Nope, me neither, but a welcome alternative to the tennis.

at 15:50 23 Jun 2022

I see that VW is to compensate some 90,000 motorists in the UK who bought their diesel cars from VW. What is this compensation for? How are these motorists out of pocket? Is DVLA going to retrospectively charge each motorist because their road tax was underpaid? They were in the wrong category as obviously their engine kicked out a lot of pollution, well over the limit of the category they were placed in. If not, then they are being rewarded for polluting the planet. Us petrol heads aren't being compensated for abiding by the rules (although we pollute the planet too).
Anyone know.
A damn good thrashing
at 20:27 8 May 2022

So, according to the BBC Sports website football page...

Man City thrash Newcastle to go three clear at top (5-0)

Hammers thrash Norwich to boost european hopes (4-0)

Man City women thrash Reading to secure Champions league (4-0)

Yet... Brilliant Brighton demolish dreadful Man Utd (4-0)

For me, I think Man Utd deserved a damn good thrashing too.
Front pages
at 14:37 7 May 2022

Stumbled on this.
The Daily Excess has a unique slant on the local elections as they think Johnson was triumphant.
Scroll down a few tweets to get to the most honest Sun front page ever.

[Post edited 7 May 14:38]
Dirty Leeds
at 10:31 27 Apr 2022

Eeeee, when I wus a lad, Leeds were known as 'dirty' Leeds as they kept kicking their opponents. With no subs back then, they figured that if the other side went down to 10 men they'd win the match. They usually achieved this within the first few minutes of a game as the ref was always reluctant to send anyone off for their first foul.
Fast forward to today and guess who's bottom of the Fair Play league?
It's Leeds, 486 fouls in 33 matches. 93 yellows.
FA Cup tonite
at 19:05 2 Mar 2022

BBC and ITV both offer matches.
Do I watch Looot - urn getting hammered by the Russians (ooh topical) or the Scousers stuffing the budgies?
Sorry about the casual racism but I dislike all 4 teams.
Sam Morsy booked
at 16:51 12 Feb 2022

Volcano eruption seen from space
at 09:12 15 Jan 2022

Check this out.
Scroll down to the GIF. The twitter a/c has a better recording.
Football Gods
at 22:06 15 Dec 2021

The Football Gods have decided we can't have nice things.

I think it's time for pagan sacrifices.

We need to lift the curse that has befallen us 'cos the trajectory we are on could result in Steve Evans getting the managers job as he's the worst and we deserve no better.

at 20:01 11 Dec 2021

Here's a blog from a doc I stumbled on a few months ago when I had Covid and wanted some facts and not opinions or government spin. The first vid I saw of his was brutal 'cos his interpretation of the facts had no sugar coating.
This vid is in the same tone but the message about Omicron is encouraging.
I wish this guy was my doctor.
Watch the first 90 seconds and you'll watch the whole thing.
Proper facts delivered concisely and with no fuss.

If you only have 30 secs then watch 4.40 onwards.

[Post edited 11 Dec 2021 20:10]
BBC4 - FA Cup Highlights @7.00pm
at 18:35 5 Dec 2021

Billed as the best of the action from the weekends FA Cup matches.
If it's the 'best' action it begs the question wIll we be on it?
Perhaps the focus will be on plucky Barrow.

I need a drink.
Begins with a P
at 20:04 4 Dec 2021

Peter begins with a P just like Paul does.
Peter Reid managed Man City, Leeds and Sunderland.
We could do worse.
He's in the building.
Tipping Point
at 16:54 2 Dec 2021

Wasting my afternoons watching TV quiz shows.
Which team did not feature in the 2019/2020 Premier League season?
Ipswich Town, Manchester City or Liverpool.
Contestant admits he knows nothing about sport but thinks he knows this one and got it right.
Ben said Ipswich haven't been near the Premier League in Seasons.
That hurts.
Dean Smith era at Norwich begins
at 15:06 20 Nov 2021

Oh dear.
Walkers Crisps
at 14:38 9 Nov 2021

Shelves are suffering a shortage of crisps apparently.
Microchips are also in short supply.
Crisps are called chips in the US.
Maybe they're not producing 'crisps' 'cos they won't contain the microchips so the govt. can track you like they do with the vaccine.

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