In breaking news, the FA are renegotiating Sunday’s result.
Lord Frost will lead the negotiations. A source close to Lord Frost has revealed that “our UEFA partners most show more flexibility. None of us clearly understood the consequences of finishing level and clearly it is not working for us. All options are on the table if UEFA do not address our concerns around the result”.
PS. To the 4 individuals whom I have on ignore. This is gentle satire. It is not racism against England.