to Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar 1980
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JRD80XRMT7s&si=2_NXBQaY_rNJ4fhW
A Planet Rock radio DJ often intro's this as "Hit Me With Your Pet Shark", so I did these lyrics...
(US music humour site Amiright no longer publishing submissions, hence full lyrics here) Have a chuckle!
I know some real tough collies love your leg in their teeth
'cos meetin' people's pets is like jeopardy
Cats okay, dogs: see why they do it
You gotta what? Let's see you prove it
Hit me with your pet shark
Why don't you hit me with your pet shark
Hit me with your pet shark
No way - yes, way!
Oh, come off of it, come on
You don't play fair
'cos that's no snake, nor a hamster
Knock me down, a bathroom tank
I get right back upon your porcelain
Hit me with your pet shark
Why don't you hit me with your pet shark
Hit me with your pet shark
No way - yes, way!
I know some real tough collies love your leg in their teeth
'cos meetin' people's pets is like jeopardy
Before you take another snap of my dipstick face
You better make sure that Feargal's locked in, safe
Hit me with your pet shark
C'mon, hit me with your pet shark
Hit me with your pet shark
No way - yes, way!
Hit me with your pet shark
You really hit me with your pet shark
Hit me with your pet shark
No way - yes, way!
(17.4.25) Van S A'Parody |  |
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