to Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar 1980 https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JRD80XRMT7s&si=2_NXBQaY_rNJ4fhW A Planet Rock radio DJ often intro's this as "Hit Me With Your Pet Shark", so I did these lyrics... (US music humour site Amiright no longer publishing submissions, hence full lyrics here) Have a chuckle! I know some real tough collies love your leg in their teeth 'cos meetin' people's pets is like jeopardy Cats okay, dogs: see why they do it You gotta what? Let's see you prove it Hit me with your pet shark Why don't you hit me with your pet shark Hit me with your pet shark No way - yes, way! Oh, come off of it, come on You don't play fair 'cos that's no snake, nor a hamster Knock me down, a bathroom tank I get right back upon your porcelain Hit me with your pet shark Why don't you hit me with your pet shark Hit me with your pet shark No way - yes, way! I know some real tough collies love your leg in their teeth 'cos meetin' people's pets is like jeopardy Before you take another snap of my dipstick face You better make sure that Feargal's locked in, safe Hit me with your pet shark C'mon, hit me with your pet shark Hit me with your pet shark No way - yes, way! Hit me with your pet shark You really hit me with your pet shark Hit me with your pet shark No way - yes, way! (17.4.25) Van S A'Parody |  |