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Starbar
at 15:34 19 Jul 2024

My favourite Cadbury product

...then I heard David Bowie Starman on the radio & had an idea...

Link is to US music humour site Amiright who've published my parody lyrics - have a chuckle!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/davidbowie127.shtml
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Roberto Martinez...
at 22:32 14 Jul 2024

...next England manager?
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Biden
at 22:59 11 Jul 2024

Just introduced Zalenski as President Putin

...oops

He's gone
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Lyme Regis Mary Anning museum
at 17:39 8 Jul 2024

Inspired by a visit to the "Jurassic Coast", link is to US music humour site Amiright who've publish song parody lyrics to the Cult "She Sells Sanctuary"
Have a chuckle!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thecult6.shtml
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Omari (to "Volare" by Dean Martin)
at 21:06 28 Jun 2024

Omari, oh oh
Omari, oh oh oh oh
He's got our heads in the clouds
In front of the Portman Road crowds

We can sing in the glow of a star that we know of
Defenders get no peace of mind

Watch him leave in confusion defenders upon their behinds
Now we're back in the Premier,
We've picked Chelsea's pocket to buy...

Omari, oh oh
Omari, oh oh oh oh
No wonder our happy hearts sing
Omari's given us wings
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Oh well, we've progressed...
at 22:47 25 Jun 2024

... it's now knock out football

It's going to penalties again, isn't it?

Come on England...

"Don't Fear the 'keeper"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/blueoystercult51.shtml

(link is to US music humour site Amiright who've published my parody lyrics to a Blue Oyster Cult classic, with an England twist - have a chuckle!)
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VAR
at 21:36 21 Jun 2024

Wrong AGAIN

Netherlands should be 1-0 v France

Yes he's in an offside position, but NOT in GK's line of sight & made no attempt to move towards the ball as it flew in the net
I'm afraid if the GK says he's unable to dive left cos that's where the player is, the GK should be diving left anyway

Pathetic VAR decision AGAIN
Yet another reason it should be scrapped altogether
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Bad Company
at 13:51 7 Jun 2024

Planet Rock DJ Tuesday this week introduced "Feel Like Makin' Love", & it gave me an idea...
Link is to US music humour site Amiright who publish song parody lyrics - have a chuckle!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/badcompany35.shtml
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Southgate channeling Gok
at 11:34 30 May 2024

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/gareth-southgate-england-new-look-3

Gone is the waistcoat in favour of a more relaxed cardigan

But I remember the Pizza Hut adverts, I think he did more for brown paper bags
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(extra) Finger - another song parody
at 13:22 17 May 2024

See link to US music humour site Amiright who've published my parody lyrics to the Cranberries' "Linger", incl a verse that immortalises the 'beer can on the bonnet incident' - have a chuckle!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/thecranberries29.shtml
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Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!
at 11:39 4 May 2024

I couldn't get the day off!

Think of me while I'm driving my stupid green Asda van around Coventry, wishing I was there

COYFB's!
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Just had to go out to work...
at 15:28 30 Apr 2024

Be home apprx 7pm or thereabouts, but have Ipswich Town flag on car & on house...oh yeah, I live & work in Coventry

COYB's!!!
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Oh, LOFTUS up where we belong!
at 22:00 26 Apr 2024

COYHOOPS

COYFB's!!!!!!
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Was that Terry Butcher trotting through London yesterday?
at 10:12 25 Apr 2024

https://news.sky.com/story/two-horses-which-bolted-through-central-london-in-a-s

https://photos.app.goo.gl/RgbzexM9o9gmY4K79
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Our 3 league games AFTER (International) breaks this season...
at 19:12 18 Apr 2024

There's been three of these so far:

On the first occasion, we followed the break with 2 away WINS & a home WIN
(9 points out of 9)

On the second occasion, there was an away WIN, a home WIN & an away DRAW
(7 points out of 9)

& on the 3rd occasion, there was an away LOSS & 2 home WINS
(6 points out of 9)

So, following every (international) break, we WON all our home games
(12 points out of 12)
& WON 3 & DREW 1 of 5 away
(10 points out of 15)

(22 points from 27 = 81.48%
& 81.48% of the remaining max 9 points available is more than 7 points, suggesting at least 2 WINS & a DRAW)

On the one of those three occasions where the sequence of 3 games, matches exactly what we have remaining...
(2 away, followed by 1 at home)
...we WON ALL 3

COYB's!!!
[Post edited 18 Apr 22:01]
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It's ON!
at 22:02 9 Apr 2024

Leicester & Leeds both dropped points tonight

A win tomorrow v Watford & we're TOP with 4 left to play

(ok, I know Leicester have a game in hand, even if they win that, we're still in an auto)

IT'S ON - IT'S IN OUR HANDS

COYFB's
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Wembley winning goal v Norwich
at 16:33 9 Apr 2024

Just went down a rabbit hole & discovered Ralph Coates scored the only goal for Tottenham v Nodge in a league cup final of the early '70's

It triggered a memory, so I googled more & it turns out he worked at GEC/Marconi in Borehamwood & it's sports/social club

That was my first job when I left school & I've also played footy at the sports & social club!
If I'd have known, I'd have sought him out & shook his hand for nothing other than scoring a Wembley winner v that lot!

Just thought I'd share - COYB's!
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New "hate speech" law in Scotland
at 11:56 3 Apr 2024

How are they going to advertise/sell Marmite?
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Song for tomorrow?
at 12:45 15 Mar 2024

Already an England footy anthem, how about singing this (assuming we're winning) at, let's say, as the big screen/scoreboard clock turns to 81 minutes?

Either re-visit this, or copy/paste to your phone/note, or tap the link so you can use it like a lyric sheet (link is to US music humour site Amiright who publish song parody lyrics)

It's a rare treat for me to get to Portman Road, I usually manage 1 game per season, for me, it's tomorrow - COYB's!!!!

(to Three Lions by Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds 1996)

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

Everyone seems to know the score
A sleeping giant snores
When it rains
Well, it pours

We follow Ipswich home & away
Portman Road & away
Now we're starting to play
Like I remember

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

Too many games, weeks, months & years
& far too few "so nears"
When you're down
Through the tiers

These echoes make my heart miss the Beat
& when Mariner scored
How hard Ted hit the ball
& Warky acting!

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

I know that was then
But could it be again?

We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up
We're goin' up
A sleeping
Giant's waking up

We're goin' up...

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

Three stars on our shirt
Bob & Alf between 'em
Sleepy giant stirs
Dare to wake from dreaming

Three stars on our shirt...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/baddielskinnerlightningseeds1.shtml
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Is it too soon to rehearse this?
at 17:36 2 Mar 2024

Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds England anthem "Three Lions" given an Ipswich Town twist (link is to US music humour site Amiright who've published "Three Stars (Ipswich Town)"
...written last year in the hope we'd get promoted from League 1

Let's get rehearsing!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/baddielskinnerlightningseeds1.shtml
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