Unfortunately, US music humour site Amiright are not taking any more submissions, so I'm posting here... have a chuckle!
to Substitute by The Who 1965
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uMf2xFG0fJs&si=4JtZIrppBhEtYe1e
You think you look pretty good together
But what's it like up there, the weather?
A super substitute for another guy
Oh look, cross a ball, gets up really high
A simple game to play, it ain't complicated
Look pretty long, cos he's elongated, yeah
Substitute: some height - attack!
He can drift right through your centre backs
His teeth so white, thirteen on his back
Sublime super sub til Teddy Sheringham's back
He was born with a wooden spoon up his @rse
Crouchin' Tiger, Hidden Dragon
his gifts, they ain't so obvious
& if you try to look him in the eye
His Peter Crouch teeth are what you'll spy
Listen, when he comes on, won't have to cry
Your bet rolls on to him, don't pass it by, pass it by
Substitute: me for him
Substitute: Sub D'or, his bib!
Substitute: pod, cast 'Big One'
At least you'll get your washing done
A super substitute for another guy
Oh look, cross a ball, gets up really high
A simple game to play, it ain't complicated
He looks pretty long, cos he's elongated, yeah
He was born with a wooden spoon up his @rse
Crouchin' Tiger, Hidden Dragon
his gifts, they ain't so obvious
& if you try to look him in the eye
His Peter Crouch teeth are what you'll spy
Listen, when he comes on, won't have to cry
Your bet rolls on to him, don't pass it by, pass it by
Substitute: me for him
Substitute: Sub D'or, his bib!
Substitute: pod, cast 'Big One'
At least you'll get your washing done
Substitute: some height - attack!
He can drift right through your centre backs
His teeth so white, thirteen on his back
Sublime super sub til Teddy Sheringham's back
(14.5.25) Van S A'Parody
...& accompanying artwork...
https://photos.app.goo.gl/Mq1S7H5MqZBK3UFR7
[Post edited 18 May 14:06]
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