US music humour site Amiright are no longer publishing submissions, so I'm posting here, have a chuckle! to Magic Man by Heart 1975 https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=AZTo3iJng7U&si=fSGR9eMqwil4-kyo Bored one night so long ago Tryin' to find a TV show A funny man came to me In a red fez that threw me ...well, I could not turn away it seemed My eyes were glued upon the screen Laughter ran through me, "Glass/Bottle" blew me away "Pick a card, sir" he said with a smile "You don't have to tell me, this blindfolded duck'll try" & try to understand, try to understand Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man Jar of glass, a dessert spoon Then, said he "Spoon/Jar, Jar/Spoon" "Pull it" by the tether, let this spell last forever His audiences, near & far To the wings "...wait in the car" Audience are worried, "Just Like That" was ushered, yeah "Pick a card, sir" well, he said with a smile "No, you don't have to tell me yet, blindfolded duck'll try" & try to understand, try to understand Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man "Bag/Egg", ah He's a magic man "Pick a card, sir" he said with a smile "No, you don't have to tell me yet, blindfolded duck'll try" & try to understand, try to understand Oh, oh, try, try to understand, try, try, try to understand, He's a magic man, oh yeah, ooh, he's got them massive hands Oh (x4) "Pick a card, sir" he said with a smile "You don't have to tell me, this blindfolded duck'll try" & try to understand, try to understand Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man, yeah, oh! (26.5.25) Van S A'Parody ...& accompanying artwork... https://photos.app.goo.gl/aeceX9xUeqYpRLp18 |  |