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Magic Man by Heart (Tommy Cooper) 12:33 - May 26 with 148 viewsVanSaParody

US music humour site Amiright are no longer publishing submissions, so I'm posting here, have a chuckle!

to Magic Man by Heart 1975

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=AZTo3iJng7U&si=fSGR9eMqwil4-kyo

Bored one night so long ago
Tryin' to find a TV show
A funny man came to me
In a red fez that threw me

...well, I could not turn away it seemed
My eyes were glued upon the screen
Laughter ran through me, "Glass/Bottle" blew me away

"Pick a card, sir" he said with a smile
"You don't have to tell me, this blindfolded duck'll try"
& try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man

Jar of glass, a dessert spoon
Then, said he "Spoon/Jar, Jar/Spoon"
"Pull it" by the tether, let this spell last forever

His audiences, near & far
To the wings "...wait in the car"
Audience are worried, "Just Like That" was ushered, yeah

"Pick a card, sir" well, he said with a smile
"No, you don't have to tell me yet, blindfolded duck'll try"
& try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man "Bag/Egg", ah
He's a magic man

"Pick a card, sir" he said with a smile
"No, you don't have to tell me yet, blindfolded duck'll try"
& try to understand, try to understand
Oh, oh, try, try to understand,
try, try, try to understand,
He's a magic man, oh yeah, ooh, he's got them massive hands

Oh (x4)

"Pick a card, sir" he said with a smile
"You don't have to tell me, this blindfolded duck'll try"
& try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, he's a magic man, yeah, oh!

(26.5.25) Van S A'Parody

...& accompanying artwork...

https://photos.app.goo.gl/aeceX9xUeqYpRLp18
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