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Funny ol' expressions? 16:25 - Jul 31 with 416 viewsNthQldITFC

"You lie like a hairy grape"

... is something my old Dad used to say, but I can't find any reference on the Internet. Is that something anyone else has ever heard, locally or elsewhere?

Any similar queries?

(better than plane watching, which has become a bit passé since afternoon tea)

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Funny ol' expressions? on 16:31 - Jul 31 with 373 viewsMisterBlue

Guessing the hairy grape refers to a gooseberry?
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Funny ol' expressions? on 16:33 - Jul 31 with 369 viewsNthQldITFC

Funny ol' expressions? on 16:31 - Jul 31 by MisterBlue

Guessing the hairy grape refers to a gooseberry?


Yes, I wondered that too.

"You lie like a gooseberry" yields no search results for me either.

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Funny ol' expressions? (n/t) on 16:38 - Jul 31 with 346 viewsBigalhunter


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Funny ol' expressions? on 16:39 - Jul 31 with 346 viewsBigalhunter

There’s something in this…

I’ve always considered a gooseberry to be a hairy grape.

Robert Pollard, lead singer of indie rock band Guided by Voices released a solo album (under the name Teenage Guitar) about a decade ago, called……More Lies From the Gooseberry Bush.

Your pops was right, you can’t trust ‘em I tells ya..

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Funny ol' expressions? on 16:48 - Jul 31 with 293 viewsdjgooder

Funny ol' expressions? on 16:31 - Jul 31 by MisterBlue

Guessing the hairy grape refers to a gooseberry?


I was thinking Tess Tickle
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Funny ol' expressions? on 20:18 - Jul 31 with 166 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Google does, however, suggest that "lie like a hairy egg" was an old naval expression which seems to carry the same sort of connotation.

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Funny ol' expressions? on 20:26 - Jul 31 with 148 viewsNthQldITFC

Funny ol' expressions? on 20:18 - Jul 31 by You_Bloo_Right

Google does, however, suggest that "lie like a hairy egg" was an old naval expression which seems to carry the same sort of connotation.


Brilliant, thanks - I'm sure Dad said 'grape', but that must be where it came from. He wasn't in the Navy, but he was nautically inclined!*

Also, DuckDuckGo's spiders found "lie like a hairy grape" very quickly so TWTD is now the origin of that expression!

edit:
* when I say he was nautically inclined... he used to lie down on the beach a lot.
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Funny ol' expressions? on 20:36 - Jul 31 with 130 viewsStNeotsBlue

Growing up I always thought Fuzzy's Dust was a normal expression during a game of cards when someone else laid a good hand. Rather than my Grandad not liking Germans much and just exclaiming was ist das in a strong East End accent.
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