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WAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! (n/t)
at 10:43 17 Mar 2024

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Why iz eet zat when I 'ears a French lady on ze World Serveese...
at 16:04 12 Mar 2024

....talking about protecting frogs, and continuously referring to ze frog's legs, that I find it so funny.

As an environmentalist, and someone who loves listening to and watching frogs writhing around in my wildlife pond, doing what frogs do at this time of year, I should be taking it really seriously.

I guess I'm more of a child than an adult in reality.
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Anyone here ever ridden the Severn Bore?
at 09:58 12 Mar 2024

(A genuine question, but I also predict a few creative and saucy responses to this post!)
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Can you buy more than one ticket per customer account on general sale?
at 12:03 11 Mar 2024

I've got a ticket for the Southampton game but was hoping to buy a second one for a Town fan mate who will now almost certainly be visiting after all over Easter. I was hoping I might get lucky and snag a return which I did this morning and put in my basket, but when I went to pay for it, it said 'ticket unexpectedly released' or something similar.

Is there a one ticket per customer account policy when we're on general sale?
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WARNING: Outbreak of massive fannyism.
at 14:49 9 Mar 2024

We don't seem to have widespread herd immunity. It's got to the point where a single bad result causes an outbreak in seconds. We need to be a bit more resilient. Beer is a fairly effective treatment and even a tiny bit of pragmatism and reality provides excellent resistance to infection. I'm out of here before I catch it.
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One Barry "Barry Bannan" Bannan,
at 18:11 8 Mar 2024

There's only one Barry "Barry Bannan" Bannan,
One Barry "Barry Bannan" Baaa-annan,
There's only one Barry "Barry Bannan" Bannan.
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Looking at stats only, doesn't look like Leeds or Leicester...
at 22:25 5 Mar 2024

...were overly convincing in their games tonight. Anybody see anything of their games?
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Can anyone offer a home to a polar bear for a minimum of ten years?
at 17:59 5 Mar 2024

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/05/ice-free-summers-in-arctic-possibl

Even if we melt all the sea ice, it's OK because all we'll have to do is to take CO2 out of the atmosphere - how much I don't know, but I presume we'll have stopped putting much more in by then - and then the sea ice will come back in a mere ten years and it will all be OK again.

Oh yeah, this is within the next decade potentially.
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Make Rochdale Great Again!
at 19:11 4 Mar 2024

He might be a proper Charlie Hunt, but you've got to admit that's a funny line.

They're probably still smarting after losing that world-shaking titanic clash with Norwich in the Milk Cup Final of 1986 or whatever, but now they've got Galloway to get them back to Norwich's level.
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Go orn 'udders feeled.
at 12:44 2 Mar 2024

Nearly scored twice.

The old leathery-faced porno baboon who used to manage them budgies is looking worried.
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Plymouth has always struck me as a very neat and tidy place, so:
at 11:44 2 Mar 2024

3-2 win for ITFC today.


As it stands...

_______________P__W_D__L__F__A_GD_Pts
Plymouth Argyle_34_10_10_14_53_57_-4_40


... and Plymouth 2-3 Ipswich results in a decimally neat and tidy:

_______________P__W_D__L__F__A_GD_Pts
Plymouth Argyle_35_10_10_15_55_60_-5_40

...all 0s and 5s.


(sorry, a week of no ITFC matches does funny things to my 'brain'.)

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Sea Surface Temperatures, central belt average, 60S-60N
at 11:42 29 Feb 2024

https://climatereanalyzer.org/clim/sst_daily/

We're approaching that point on the calendar (early March) when last year, graphically at least, there seems to have been a startling divergence from the 1981 onwards mean. From that point onwards 2023 looks to have been outside 3sigma (99%+ chance of being non-normal distribution if I remember correctly) to as much as 5sigma or so from end of July onwards (including right now).

Probably far too simplistic to imagine that some sort of seasonal events in March and July might repeat (more likely that they were one-off triggerings of something), but will be interesting to watch the trajectory over the next month or so.
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UK descending into mob rule, PM warns police
at 21:36 28 Feb 2024

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68429902

'There is a "growing consensus that mob rule is replacing democratic rule", Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has warned.'

Well you should have invested in (or at least done the bare minimum to maintain) the state then shouldn't you, you sorry excuse for a statesman. Perhaps you shouldn't have milked the United Kingdom as a cash cow to extract as much personal wealth from for you and your mates and the already wealthy then should you, you bastard, you miserable scumbag, you nasty little thief. This is on you and your kind.
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Apparently it's the 19th anniversary of Delia's rousing half time address.
at 09:53 28 Feb 2024

What other examples of embarrassing club-shaming are there? Doesn't have to be just Norwich, that's too easy.
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This good
at 13:12 27 Feb 2024



Probably been posted before, but obscure source on youtube.
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The BBC Sport Championship homepage is so blue it's unbelievable!
at 19:21 26 Feb 2024

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/championship

(I know it doesn't scan as well as the original)
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