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Inappropriate TV show reworking ideas?
at 14:09 1 Jun 2020

Reacharound - with Mike Reid

Ironic, idiotic or inspired improvisations?
at 14:40 26 May 2020

I use an (apparently) 3 million year old fossilised shark's tooth as a toothpick.

Anybody got any other practical improvisations they wish to share?
Best Intro/Outro combo, same band/artiste?
at 09:53 24 May 2020

Obvious one to start with.

Stone Roses:
In - Love spreads
Out - I am the resurrection

Edit: Oops, stuffed my own submission up. Of course meant Love Spreads, not Fools Gold for intro.
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Additional side effects
at 09:24 23 May 2020

"Deforestation jumped 55% in the first four months of 2020 compared with the same period last year, as people have taken advantage of the crisis to carry out illegal clearances.

Deforestation, illegal mining, land clearances and wildfires were already at an 11-year high and scientists say we're fast approaching a point of no return - after which the Amazon will no longer function as it should."
Mary Whitehouse would not like this.
at 01:04 10 May 2020
Judging of book by cover.
at 21:15 20 Apr 2020

A part of me wonders whether David Icke may be going a little bit funny?

I wonder if he washed his synthetic face/sweater onesie thing on too high a temperature cycle whilst he clung to the wall eating flies?
Don't tell Donald
at 13:00 15 Apr 2020

This sounds promising, where can we buy them all up?

ex. @11:38

Iran's Guards unveil 'magnetic' virus detection tool

The commander of the Islamic Revolution Guard Corps has unveiled a handheld device that he said could identify people infected with the coronavirus within 100m (330ft), Tasnim news agency reports.

"The basis of this device is to create a magnetic field based on a bipolar virus inside the device, so its antenna can focus on any place within a 100m diameter that is infected by the virus, and identify the infected place in five seconds," Maj-Gen Hossein Salami was quoted as saying.

He added that its accuracy was "80%”, but provided no evidence.

Experts say the only reliable way to test for Covid-19 currently is by taking a swab of the nose or throat, which is sent off to a lab to look for signs of the virus’s genetic material.
I say!
at 22:09 13 Apr 2020

iPlayer has a number of spiffing Ealing comedies available at the moment.

If you don't care for them, hard cheese!
ISIHAC deceased best V?
at 20:20 12 Apr 2020




The legendary keeper would never let a double-entendre past him.

One solid defender known for a full-throated tackle, and one a little more flighty, but ultra-reliable.

One mercurial forward, albeit with only one game under his belt, and a wildcard on the other side who could do the business if on song (unlikely perhaps).
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Summer is coming...
at 21:18 8 Apr 2020

...and I hope we all feel better by the time it does...

Up a gum tree.
at 13:41 3 Apr 2020

Just had my permitted walk for the day, and I had a bit of a run in with a still-working Lesser Spotted Woodpecker.

I said "You'll never get that cuckoo clock finished if all you do is keep making new windows". He replied "Drum-tap-drum-tap, tap-tap-drum, drum-tap, drum", so I stormed off. Proper chippy little cock!
Light 'relief'
at 20:09 21 Mar 2020

I am childishly amused by the twitter #ChangeWalkToWa*k thingy.
I disagree with you massively...
at 20:01 16 Mar 2020

...but that doesn't mean either of us is definitely right, or definitely wrong, or a bell-end etc.

I wish you, fellow Town fan, and your friends and family all the best.

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Caption competition?
at 17:46 14 Mar 2020

Message in the dressing room - is this true?
at 12:08 6 Mar 2020

One of the commenting bods on the news story 'Lambert Hopeful on Skuse and Huws', says that there is 'a sign that reads "99% effort = 100% failure"' in the home dressing room at Portman Road.

Is this true? If so that's really sh1t psychology (unless you are a club at the very top of your game) and should be ripped down asap.
at 12:04 30 Jan 2020

Abyssinia, all the old familiar places.
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