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Little pick me up for anyone who might need it
at 09:12 4 Aug 2020



If I could walk THAT way...
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France to ban outdoor heaters
at 03:49 28 Jul 2020

Good on 'em. One of the most irresponsible, stupid inventions the world ever saw.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53552526

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How wil Citeh do this arvo?
at 14:08 26 Jul 2020

I'm a bit TENse. I TENd to lisTEN to the wireless quite ofTEN, and I expect to do so today once I have eaTEN and atTENded to my kitTEN, who has just bitTEN me on the Achilles TENdon. I don't preTENd to support Citeh like may of the other TENnants of my TENement, but for some strange reason I seem to be inTENsly interested in how many they mighT ENter into the 'Goals for' column today.
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Online tool to map 2D to 3D shapes?
at 12:06 15 Jul 2020

Does anybody know of such a thing?

I'm trying to work out what 2D shape I need such that if I pull two cut edges of it together I will end up with something like the 3D shape I am after.

I could install some 3D modelling software perhaps, but I just want a quick and dirty method really.

EDIT:
To answer my own question, trial and error with a piece of paper is good enough for my needs.
[Post edited 15 Jul 12:21]
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Fresh limerick anyone?
at 11:43 15 Jul 2020

Here's one I made earlier...

A conceptual artist from Chile,
Spread marmalade on his willy,
Along came a bee,
Then two more, then three,
And the stings proved his concept quite silly.
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Anybody got any handy bushcraft tips?
at 12:59 5 Jul 2020

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39639387

Q. How do you stop sharks attacking?
A. Sit under a tree.
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Doubly unfortunate
at 09:03 26 Jun 2020

Just scanning through the BBC live thingy, I saw this bloke and my first thought was 'What's George Bush the Younger been up to?', then 'Oh hang on it's not him, it's the deceased and disgraced Jeffrey Epstein' but no, it's actually the Governor of Texas, Mr Greg Abbott. How unfortunate. I did try a little toothbrush moustache on him, but it didn't work.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-53188289
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38C in the Arctic circle, apparently
at 18:16 22 Jun 2020

Average temperature about 10C above normal for March, April and May.
That's some nasty sh1t, don't know what effect that will be having upon permafrost.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-53140069
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Songs almost with vegetables in the lyrics
at 13:09 19 Jun 2020

"Calabrese, makes me feel fi-ine..."


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Skip diving
at 17:01 18 Jun 2020

At the risk of exciting any lurking feathered trophy-dodgers from up the road, is anybody else here partial to a spot of skip diving? If so, what are the 'best' things you've found, and what are the most surprising/disgraceful things that you've seen thrown out?
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have this...
at 17:34 17 Jun 2020

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Apparently Guitar George knows ALL the chords! (n/t)
at 17:08 15 Jun 2020

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Cyclisms
at 21:29 12 Jun 2020

Anybody else always try to ride between the 'S' and the 'L' when crossing a 'SLOW' sign painted on the road, or am I the only weirdo here?

EDIT: I realise the two conditions are not mutually exclusive.
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Nominative determinism in A&E?
at 16:10 3 Jun 2020

Badger, were you working on the day that the German fellow came in, who had had a nasty accident when he dropped his Black Forest pipe down the front of his Lederhosen?

Believe his name was Bernd Koch?

Or am I thinking of someone else...

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PMQ
at 12:15 3 Jun 2020

The randy sheepdog seems to be moulting quite heavily today. Steve McGarrett is ramping up the pressure a bit, without getting personal.
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Inappropriate TV show reworking ideas?
at 14:09 1 Jun 2020

Reacharound - with Mike Reid

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Ironic, idiotic or inspired improvisations?
at 14:40 26 May 2020

I use an (apparently) 3 million year old fossilised shark's tooth as a toothpick.

Anybody got any other practical improvisations they wish to share?
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Best Intro/Outro combo, same band/artiste?
at 09:53 24 May 2020

Obvious one to start with.

Stone Roses:
In - Love spreads
Out - I am the resurrection




Edit: Oops, stuffed my own submission up. Of course meant Love Spreads, not Fools Gold for intro.
[Post edited 24 May 10:01]
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Additional side effects
at 09:24 23 May 2020

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-51300515

"Deforestation jumped 55% in the first four months of 2020 compared with the same period last year, as people have taken advantage of the crisis to carry out illegal clearances.

Deforestation, illegal mining, land clearances and wildfires were already at an 11-year high and scientists say we're fast approaching a point of no return - after which the Amazon will no longer function as it should."
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