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I'm liking the look of Godfrey as a fast raiding full back. (n/t)
at 15:45 12 Jan 2025

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Anyone here interested in three stale mince pies?
at 22:28 9 Jan 2025

Can deliver within 25 mile radius of IP1, for 17 pence.

(food of the devil, I respect the birds round my way too much to bung 'em on the lawn.)
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Liz Truss sends legal letter ordering Starmer to stop saying she crashed economy
at 17:57 9 Jan 2025

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jan/09/liz-truss-sends-legal-letter-or

Earth sends legal letter ordering Sun to stop saying that it is the centre of the solar system.
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Is it pandas or koalas you can get chlamydia from?
at 17:33 9 Jan 2025

Asking for a friend.
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JD to Chesterfield
at 14:21 7 Jan 2025

At only 31, if JD can stay fit Chesterfield are getting one helluva player.

He was absolutely flamin' superb in that 21-22 season, and the partnership with Burns (including the handshake/bow celebration) was an absolute joy to behold.

I wish all of our departing players all the very best, but there's something special about JD and his story here which makes me especially keen that this move works our brilliantly for him.
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New football term required, suggestions here please.
at 21:22 6 Jan 2025

What do you call the mincing little 'run' that substituted players from a winning team do as they go off to look like they're running when they're actually moving slower than J Douglas taking a Sunday afternoon stroll with his legs tied together? It burns a few seconds, but boy does it look funny.

The Forest player who just went off is the archest-exponent of it I've ever seen.
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Handy hint: Insomnia sufferers
at 13:29 5 Jan 2025

Have a listen to Marco Zzzilva's interview on Radio Suffolk.

I fell asleep twice listening to his drone.

Nothing against him, mind, it's just that I dropped off and face-planted into my foie gras twice listening to that.
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What's the point of a continuous barage of fireworks at half past ten?
at 22:27 31 Dec 2024

Classless wanchors.
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Hands up if you think Dick Emery knows there's a giant "BEHIND YOU".
at 09:14 31 Dec 2024

[Post edited 31 Dec 2024 9:15]
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I think Amazon have got too much Personally Identifiable Information on me.
at 14:05 30 Dec 2024



Slightly edited to avoid upsetting anyone (I hope), but you get the gist of it.

One would have thought their random string generator might avoid such potentially upsetting output; as a lover of English, I was outraged that their grammar engine is incapable of choosing the correct indefinite article!
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What do we want from Palace-v-Saints?
at 16:25 29 Dec 2024

Draw? Saints win?
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Has Delia set fire to the OinkUn for insurance purposes? (n/t)
at 08:26 28 Dec 2024

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Osborne, one nil! (n/t)
at 18:02 27 Dec 2024

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No subject
at 07:37 25 Dec 2024


[Post edited 25 Dec 2024 7:41]
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Does every sodding team sing...
at 12:32 21 Dec 2024

"and it's hi-ho [da-da-da-da]..." now?

Wednesday, Wolves, Villa... what others?

Hamilton Academicals?
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I still get a little thrill every time I go to the BBC football pages...
at 21:05 20 Dec 2024

...and tentatively click on the Premier League link to discover, much to my relief, "no, you haven't imagined it all, Ipswich Town are indeed in that section".

Is there anything else that gives you a similar little thrill?
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Idle observation: Spurs' GD is nuts given where they are...
at 13:46 20 Dec 2024

..compared to everyone except the top 3 and the bottom 4.
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Anybody got a recommendation for a good, friendly pharmacy in Ipswich?
at 13:14 18 Dec 2024

My mum has a little skin inflammation which she's worrying about (she worries a lot about stuff given other health issues) and we can't get her a GP appointment this afternoon.

I believe pharmacies can help with that kind of thing these days, but being a sensitive little soul, she needs to see someone sympathetic and friendly ideally.

Any recommendations? Ta.
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A nice tight defence!
at 13:18 17 Dec 2024

Just reading the Wolves stories, bemoaning their slack defence, it's notable that we have a much tighter defence than the rest of the bottom four, also better than West Ham and Brentford and only three goals worse off than Villa and only five more than Citeh.

Our superb defence and keeper are the frontline (or backline maybe?), but the whole team deserves so much credit for the way it has coped with the opponents' attacking threat at this level, and they've been particularly tight over the last seven games or so since Brentford.
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That picture of Morsy holding Taylor's shirt up to the fans after the whistle...
at 11:58 16 Dec 2024

...that's what we are, that is.

What a great captain, what a brave team, what a fantastic club.

https://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/24795805.wolves-1-2-ipswich-town-terry-hunt-big-win
[Post edited 16 Dec 2024 11:58]
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