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|My view on Piers Morgan.|
at 14:16 12 Oct 2020
People say that he is a great big one, but I'm miles better at it than he is, and I'm not even blind yet, despite what they tell me.
at 18:55 5 Oct 2020
Home Office Minister James Brokenshire has a lovely thick pelt, but to the best of my knowledge lacks the requisite flat tail for building a decent dam. Thus we are doomed to suffer further flooding and other misfortunes.
|Footballer rhyming slang.|
at 10:53 27 Aug 2020
Anyone else use any footballer names as rhyming slang for mundane household objects, or anything else for that matter?
I always put the Stevie Chettle on when I want a cup of tea.
at 15:13 19 Aug 2020
County councils are beefing up their marketing messages in an effort to attract 'staycationers'. Anybody come across any good efforts?
"Norfolk: one MASSIVE family"
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