I'm a bit TENse. I TENd to lisTEN to the wireless quite ofTEN, and I expect to do so today once I have eaTEN and atTENded to my kitTEN, who has just bitTEN me on the Achilles TENdon. I don't preTENd to support Citeh like may of the other TENnants of my TENement, but for some strange reason I seem to be inTENsly interested in how many they mighT ENter into the 'Goals for' column today.
Just scanning through the BBC live thingy, I saw this bloke and my first thought was 'What's George Bush the Younger been up to?', then 'Oh hang on it's not him, it's the deceased and disgraced Jeffrey Epstein' but no, it's actually the Governor of Texas, Mr Greg Abbott. How unfortunate. I did try a little toothbrush moustache on him, but it didn't work.
At the risk of exciting any lurking feathered trophy-dodgers from up the road, is anybody else here partial to a spot of skip diving? If so, what are the 'best' things you've found, and what are the most surprising/disgraceful things that you've seen thrown out?
"Deforestation jumped 55% in the first four months of 2020 compared with the same period last year, as people have taken advantage of the crisis to carry out illegal clearances.
Deforestation, illegal mining, land clearances and wildfires were already at an 11-year high and scientists say we're fast approaching a point of no return - after which the Amazon will no longer function as it should."