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One 'F' in Fulham, there's only one 'F' in Fulham.
at 11:53 18 Jan 2025

I hope we're all up for a bit of Cottaging later?
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Archaeology buffs: Are they Roman valves!?
at 16:22 17 Jan 2025

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c15zgvnvk4do



I suppose they probably are? Cast iron?

Or am I being a plonker?
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Suicide.
at 07:17 17 Jan 2025



Planet-warming gas levels rose more than ever in 2024
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30dn5dn53jo

"Limiting global warming to 1.5C would require the CO2 rise to be slowing, but in reality the opposite is happening," says Richard Betts of the Met Office.
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Poor old Hardwood-Trellis, Amad climbing all over him. (n/t)
at 21:53 16 Jan 2025

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One for the Pally-Arse too, wahey! (n/t)
at 20:43 15 Jan 2025

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G'orn Mingsy, bang one in for us. (n/t)
at 20:36 15 Jan 2025

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I've done an 'Axel'.
at 18:47 15 Jan 2025

Just gashed my right thumb on a tin can whilst doing the washing up.

...but I'm sure the whole forum will breathe a big sigh of relief to hear that I'll only be 'out' for 6 or 7 minutes.
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Ibuprofen gel for deeper tissue 'injuries'?
at 11:06 14 Jan 2025

I think I've got a bit of supraspinatus inflammation, and have been rubbing a bit of gel into it, but it feels like the root of it is quite deep down below deltoids and traps, so I'm wondering if the great hive mind of TWTD 'fitness enthusiasts' fancies gel for that sort of thing or tablets?
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I'm liking the look of Godfrey as a fast raiding full back. (n/t)
at 15:45 12 Jan 2025

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Anyone here interested in three stale mince pies?
at 22:28 9 Jan 2025

Can deliver within 25 mile radius of IP1, for 17 pence.

(food of the devil, I respect the birds round my way too much to bung 'em on the lawn.)
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Liz Truss sends legal letter ordering Starmer to stop saying she crashed economy
at 17:57 9 Jan 2025

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jan/09/liz-truss-sends-legal-letter-or

Earth sends legal letter ordering Sun to stop saying that it is the centre of the solar system.
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Is it pandas or koalas you can get chlamydia from?
at 17:33 9 Jan 2025

Asking for a friend.
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JD to Chesterfield
at 14:21 7 Jan 2025

At only 31, if JD can stay fit Chesterfield are getting one helluva player.

He was absolutely flamin' superb in that 21-22 season, and the partnership with Burns (including the handshake/bow celebration) was an absolute joy to behold.

I wish all of our departing players all the very best, but there's something special about JD and his story here which makes me especially keen that this move works our brilliantly for him.
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New football term required, suggestions here please.
at 21:22 6 Jan 2025

What do you call the mincing little 'run' that substituted players from a winning team do as they go off to look like they're running when they're actually moving slower than J Douglas taking a Sunday afternoon stroll with his legs tied together? It burns a few seconds, but boy does it look funny.

The Forest player who just went off is the archest-exponent of it I've ever seen.
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Handy hint: Insomnia sufferers
at 13:29 5 Jan 2025

Have a listen to Marco Zzzilva's interview on Radio Suffolk.

I fell asleep twice listening to his drone.

Nothing against him, mind, it's just that I dropped off and face-planted into my foie gras twice listening to that.
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What's the point of a continuous barage of fireworks at half past ten?
at 22:27 31 Dec 2024

Classless wanchors.
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Hands up if you think Dick Emery knows there's a giant "BEHIND YOU".
at 09:14 31 Dec 2024

[Post edited 31 Dec 2024 9:15]
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I think Amazon have got too much Personally Identifiable Information on me.
at 14:05 30 Dec 2024



Slightly edited to avoid upsetting anyone (I hope), but you get the gist of it.

One would have thought their random string generator might avoid such potentially upsetting output; as a lover of English, I was outraged that their grammar engine is incapable of choosing the correct indefinite article!
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What do we want from Palace-v-Saints?
at 16:25 29 Dec 2024

Draw? Saints win?
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Has Delia set fire to the OinkUn for insurance purposes? (n/t)
at 08:26 28 Dec 2024

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