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Honey for nothing and your chips for free. on 14:07 - Jul 31 by DJR
You can never have too much Chuck Berry, surely the coolest performer ever.
[Post edited 31 Jul 14:08]
Dear Bruce Springsteen,
It is easily possible, indeed preferable, to start a fire without a shark. Furthermore, I have made extensive study of your full back catalogue of concert footage and promotional videos and can find not one single instance of you dancing with a duck. and I would advise you to remove these references from your lyrics forthwith. An invoice for my consultancy fees at a very reasonable £250 per hour or part thereof (settlement within fourteen days) is enclosed.