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|Oh, I MUST rush to the link to click on it in this email...|
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|Crap Joke Thursday.... whatever happened to those?|
at 10:24 21 Jan 2021
Here's one to start off...
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Husband: I'm not sure. Around 40. We don't do birthdays.
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Colour of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER : Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been jeans, or maybe a skirt or combats. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went on my scooter.
OFFICER : What kind of scooter was it?
Husband : A 1982 PX125 with a 77’ Rally 200 lump, in heavy fake black and 2 tone silver mudguard and panels, fat tubeless tyres, upgraded disc brakes, scorpion exhaust and an 80’s flip flop rack...At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy sir, we'll find your scooter.
|Be careful opening emails from TWTD...|
at 11:51 17 Jan 2021
I had one this morning from email@example.com claiming to include a video with some ‘Burton Albion v ITFC Highlights’.
Obviously I didn’t click on it, realising it must be some kind of virus or something, but wanted to warn others in case they might accidentally click on it, thinking there might be some actual highlights...
|My neighbour just banged on the wall...|
at 01:08 14 Jan 2021
...at just gone 1am, can you believe that??
Lucky I was still up playing my music....
He banged and shouted "can we have a little respect please"
So I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but ok this ones for you”
|Return to gigs?|
at 18:24 11 Jan 2021
Just wondering what people's thoughts are re: getting back to being able to go to gigs?
First I've got is a ticket to see Fontaines DC at Cambridge Corn Exchange in May, bought last year... do you reckon by then it's going to go ahead?
|RIP Gerry Marsden|
at 17:35 3 Jan 2021
No longer walking alone, or with his pacemaker.
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