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Joke 08:42 - Jan 7 with 616 views

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman find themselves stranded on a remote island occupied by a tribe of incredibly fit and attractive women.

Sadly for our trio, they have been deemed unworthy for breeding purposes so the Queen of the tribe has ruled that they must each be decommissioned.

She asks the Englishman “Where do you work?” “With English Lumberjacks plc” he says. The queen rules his is to be chopped off.

She asks the Scotsman “Where do you work?” “With my local butcher” he says. The queen rules his to be sliced off.

She asks the smiling Irishman why he looks so happy. He looks at her and says “I work with Dyson”.

fka omuircheartaigh

Joke on 08:46 - Jan 7 with 586 views

Herbivore

So his is going to be shipped off to South East Asia where corporation tax and labour costs are lower?

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