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Gordon Brown moments 13:48 - Feb 23 with 302 viewsCoastalblue

Reading this and wondering if anybody has any good ones? I'm sure I do but nothing springs to mind though my late Father was a master at them, too many to recount but one of my favourites was when he owned a builders merchant. The front door used to slam closed behind people, a particularly awkward customer came in and faffed about as was his way, before leaving.

Only he didn't, he opened the door, remembered something and let go without leaving meaning the door slammed shut. My Dad, head down buried in something said loudly 'I can't stand that tw4t, he's a total cunit' before looking up and seeing the guy stood in front of him.

They then both had a conversation about plumbing fittings or something equally mundane as though nothing had ever happened while I'm struggling to control my mirth.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-56156795

No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
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