I had this through in a e-mail from an author I stalk. It amused me so much I had to share it.
"When I began, Bournemouth’s ‘Christmas Experience’ consisted of a few sad strings of fairy lights strung between lamp posts. In some places they were accompanied by elderly animated decorations. These were mostly unremarkable, except for one which appeared to feature Father Christmas enthusiastically pleasuring himself, and which locals nicknamed the ‘w@nking santa’. Upon closer inspection he was merely waving to passing children, but you had to look closely to see that"
I doubt that w@nking santa can be beaten for a Xmas decoration. |  |
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