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First day on holiday in Türkiye today, and the pool boy comes over to introduce himself and take a drinks order.
The usual 'where are you from?' conversation ensues. 'Norwich' (the truth) gets a puzzled look, whilst 'Ipswich' gets instant recognition, a broad grin and 'Ah yes! Ipswich! Premier League!' in a strong Turkish accent.