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at 17:36 22 May 2019

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True Story / Def Info
at 12:16 18 May 2019

had a pint last night and it brought back the memory of the time i went out for an afternoon pint in toronto and got kidnapped by a dragon from canadas own dragons den.

after having a few pints with him, periodically disturbed by people asking him to sign stuff or posing for a photo with him, he went to the toilet and i asked his sh!tfaced pal exactly who he was to be informed of the information that he was a fire breathing, princess stealing sort. he bought alot of whiskey and then when i said i had to meet my cousin and his girlfriend he got me in a headlock and ran out of the bar and up the street with me until i said i would party with him.

he shared his headphones with me and we listened to a combo of sabbath, motorhead, bloodfart and DC whilst he sang full pelt and encouraged me to do so too. he would only stop to drink whiskey and wave at girls.

then we went to a clothes shop he owned where he threw roughly $600 dollars of clothes at me and asked me to play guitar with him in the basement where he had a drumkit set up. we did a few tunes before he ran into a toilet and had a sh!t with the door wide open. he sang the whole time.

whilst this was happening a stern but professional lady appeared and asked me where michael was. i said, "he's singing in the toilet and i really need to go cause i have no phone, im not really sure where i am and my cousin and his girlfriend are supposed to be making me dinner but they probably think im dead". she told me he was late for his sons baseball game and she would facilitate my release and his way onward to the game.

he tried to take me to the game but i started running, rolled up in $600 worth of clothing he insisted i take, into the cold toronto night. i drunkenly found my way to my eventual destination periodically stripping another layer of michellin man like clothing off and handing it to homeless folks like a fashion onion.

my cousin didnt believe me but luckily the dragon had slipped a signed photo of himself into my top pocket.
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People often talk about Kayden Jackson’s pace
at 20:32 16 May 2019

Can’t say I’ve ever seen it
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Leeds Are Falling Apart Again
at 20:49 15 May 2019

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A chance to see 2 of our new players onTV tonight....
at 14:25 10 May 2019

The Tranmere keeper and forward
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Mansfield’s CJ Hamilton looks pretty good
at 20:01 9 May 2019

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Just renewed my season ticket but it isn’t showing me an option...
at 19:56 6 May 2019

...to renew my son’s, although he’s linked on my ‘friends & family’ section
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MK Dons off to a flyer versus Mansfield
at 15:04 4 May 2019

N to the T
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4 emails and 1 telephone call today
at 17:43 3 May 2019

...in regards to renewing season tickets.

That must be close to harassment, though it’s a sign of desperation in reality....
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Will ITFC get another 1500 season tickets by end of Monday?
at 17:40 1 May 2019

Yes or No?

Can’t be arsed to do a poll
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Harry Wright
at 21:26 30 Apr 2019

Despite the U23s getting mugged off by a stronger, more savvy team tonight, it looked as though his distribution, positioning and (most noticeably) air of confidence were of a higher level than our senior keepers. Whether he can take one of those positions next season and keep it is another thing.
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TWTD 3rd Parties Data Pop-Up Annoyance
at 17:26 30 Apr 2019

For the last couple of days, every time I click on a different page, this box pops up.

iPhone.

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Lambert keeps going on about how amazing atmosphere at Portman Rd is
at 21:25 27 Apr 2019

He must have creamed himself at Bramall Lane.

Once they took the lead, the noise was amazing from all sides of the ground.

Steward I spoke to said it’s the first time they’ve sold out all season, even against Wednesday.

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Anyone going to watch U18s at Hillsborough before the Bramall Lane pummelling?
at 23:07 24 Apr 2019

N to the T
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Danny Rowe and his comments
at 20:37 23 Apr 2019

I always find it weird when loaned out players say they don’t hear from their parent clubs.

Anyway, I reckon he’ll be good for us next season. Him and Edwards on the wings giving Judge the area of the pitch he craves.

Rowe will also give the full-backs better cover, unlike Judge.
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That was fcking toilet. Not looking forward to Saturday’s match.
at 18:42 22 Apr 2019

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Estimated 20,000 Leeds coming down on 5th May?
at 20:10 21 Apr 2019

That’ll be fun.
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Alan Judge wouldn’t have signed if something significant wasn’t in the pipel
at 18:42 21 Apr 2019

Surely?
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