I had been led to believe there was to be a protest today in central London leading to rioting if not the violent overthrow of Government. Imagine my surprise watching tonight's news to see NOTHING. Maybe they should have rioted to get some coverage !! The media circus is moving on as usual it would appear !
I have to announce to our 'sergeants at arms' Glassers and Lowhouse that I was sent by Lynton at central office to test their resolve through the medium of an Anarcho syndicalist. They have passed with flying colours, if they had known of the ones called Koont, Gromheort and the latter day curve ball Harry 10 at Central office they need not have sent me ! However as Glassers has so astutely observed victory by at least 100 seats is assured so now to part 2......the retention of Corbyn. It is to this aim that Lynton demands that you DO NOT vote.. We have carefully calculated that to reach the necessary level of victory all football forum Conservatives must not vote so take the day off ...you all deserve it ! Now the final detail. As promised you will be receiving your private NHS health insurance sales packages on Friday but for a bonus payment we urge that you access all available funds and 'lump on' a Ben Gummer victory in Ipswich . As the architect of the 'carte blanche ' manifesto enabling us to do as we wish from Friday he is guaranteed victory in Ipswich and offers a reasonable 5% return on investment. (Any loony lefties out there fancying 8/1 feel free !) Anyway 'soldiers of May' the time has come to stand down, operation 'Christmas Turkey ' is over all that remains is to NOT VOTE.