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Great result for the kids tonight....
at 20:58 8 Dec 2017

....2-1 win at Goodison in the Youth Cup.

COYBs
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So what happened to old Benters then......?
at 21:40 3 Dec 2017

.....banned?

Walked?

Head fell off?

Got in a Taxi?

Fell down the Toilet?

Gone to Derby?
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2 wins in a row was obviously too much for Benters......
at 21:03 2 Dec 2017

.....and like that:



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Mick on Tom Lawrence....
at 13:51 27 Nov 2017

....."It was never on. £5m? I've not spent that in my time here!"

"If I had £5m to spend, I would have to split it to strengthen the team anyway".

Evans out.
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"Fans" who are only vocal in defeat.....
at 17:31 19 Nov 2017

.....are a strange bunch.

When we win you don't hear a squeak from them, if we don't win they are all over this forum like a rash.

Why is that?

Out of curiosity, I had a look at a certain posters history:

Beat Burton: 3 posts in the next 24 hours.

Lose to Cardiff: 34 posts.

Beat Preston: 13 posts.

Draw with Hull: 54 posts.

So over this small sample, when we win he/she posts 8 times, when we don't he/she posts 44 times.

Very odd.
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Rumoured England team....
at 11:44 10 Nov 2017

....for tonight:

Pickford

Trippier
Stones
Jones
Maguire
Rose

Dier
Livermore
Loftus-Cheek

Vardy
Abraham

Subs:

Some bloke with a replica shirt
Sir David Attenborough
Graham Harbey
Gareth Southgate
And me.

#clubsajoke
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The "Beat".....
at 11:30 10 Nov 2017

....."To be honest, I'm getting a little fed up with the fans moaning".
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So I've just worked out that we'll be up to 6th tonight.....
at 10:36 31 Oct 2017

....once we've won.

(0-1 win. 15 min. Chambo. Backs to the wall. 26% possession.)

Nice one.
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Tactical Genius. (n/t)
at 21:47 28 Oct 2017

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A lot of our players are......
at 13:05 24 Oct 2017

....crap.

Lets face it.

How many of them actually have any real "quality"?

Bart is a marginally above average Championship keeper, despite what his fanboys say.

Chambo, Smith and Knudsen show a huge amount of commitment, but lets face it, they are hardly gifted players.

Spence has been average, but he was terrible on Sunday.

Iorfa is an athlete not a footballer.

Kenlock can't defend, which is a problem for a defender.

Skuse, past it.

Waghorn and Garner, nothing more than adequate Championship forwards that will never be good enough to play at a higher level.

McGoldrick flatters to deceive and there is absolutely no end product to all of his "flair"

Sears, hopeless.

Celina (not ours), Nydam, Downes and Webster may come good, but they need some time. Although Webster isn't living up to his billing at present.

Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

Simple.

[Post edited 24 Oct 13:06]
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Attendance on Sunday.....
at 15:24 17 Oct 2017

....who gives a toss?

If you're going, then go and support.

If you're not, then don't.

Personally I'd rather have 15,000 supporters there than a load of whiny old day trippers anyway.

Get a grip, you massive bunch of cockwombles.
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1-0 Cossey. (n/t)
at 19:57 11 Oct 2017

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Well, that was entertaining.....
at 22:33 7 Oct 2017


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Thinking about Textys latest chant.....
at 11:53 21 Sep 2017

.....coupled with the formidable PC brigade.

Surely it won't be long before chants that are based on Christian hymns will be banned from football grounds?

No more "You're not singing and more", no more "When the Town go marching in"....etc, etc.

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0-3 at half time......
at 20:44 20 Sep 2017

....Cossey, Thomas & Craddock.
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Scenarios today that won't result in whining fans........?
at 09:57 16 Sep 2017

......the only one I can think of is if we win by 3 or more and Celina isn't in the squad.

If we don't win, the whining will be inevitable, and justifiable.

If we win and Celina plays well, the whining will be about why he didn't play before, from the "I know better than Mick" brigade.

If we win and he doesn't play well then the "Mick knows best crew" will be saying I told you so.

It's a sorry state of affairs.

What a bunch of twangers.
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Full back? Centre Back?.......
at 22:32 31 Aug 2017

.....who knows?

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/callum-connolly/profil/spieler/308632
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Jason Shackell, innit. (n/t)
at 14:08 31 Aug 2017

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Our luck with injuries is so bad.....
at 13:46 31 Aug 2017

....that even a Frenchie getting injured playing in the Belgian league fecks it up for us.

Load of arse.
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We are now joint 11th "favourites".....
at 10:53 16 Aug 2017

....for relegation, along with Reading.

Bonkers.

Barmy.

Bed wetters.

Etc.
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